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Funny story: Fart smellers may be smart fellas after all: smelling farts can reduce disease, study

Fart smellers may be smart fellas after all: smelling farts can reduce disease, study

HARFOLD, Vt - A new study at Harfold State College suggests that exposure to hydrogen sulfide gas, that is, what your body produces as bacteria breaks down food, could prevent mitochondria damage. This is good news for the Miss Harfold Diner which...
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Funny story: Cure For Cancer Discovered: "Amazingly simple" Says Researcher

Cure For Cancer Discovered: "Amazingly simple" Says Researcher

Orono, Maine - Medical researchers at the University of Maine have discovered the long-sought cure for cancer. According to lead researcher Dr. Emma Kingston, the cure was so amazingly simple, they don't understand how someone didn't find it before...
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Funny story: Bilderbergers on the farm 2013

Bilderbergers on the farm 2013

A report on The Bilderberger meeting which concluded recently somewhere on a farm . The provisional offerings for accommodation on the farm were The Chicken Shack, or one of the many outlying buildings and stables, which were categorized under "Shack and Or". The Chicken Shack is by far the largest building, as the farm's main business is rearing fat chicken's for underweight Americans. Of t...
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Funny story: Catherine Zeta-Jones tightlipped as husband Michael Douglas opens up about 'walnut-sized' oral sex tumor

Catherine Zeta-Jones tightlipped as husband Michael Douglas opens up about 'walnut-sized' oral sex tumor

New York - "It's what guys of 69 channel when bi-polar wives are safely tucked up inside rehab," was one explanation this weekend as the Michael Douglas oral sex cancer story broke. The actor was quoted in a UK broadsheet describing how a walnut-s...
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Funny story: Jolie breasts vow comeback after split

Jolie breasts vow comeback after split

Angelina Jolie's breasts, removed in a double mastectomy when the American actress tried to beat the threat of cancer, have vowed to remain in the film industry despite the painful break-up last week. Both breasts claimed to have been inundated with...
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Funny story: Lance Armstrong stripped of cancer victory

Lance Armstrong stripped of cancer victory

ATLANTA, GA-In response to disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong's admission that he had used performance-enhancing drugs, the American Cancer Society announced today that it had stripped Armstrong of his 1997 victory over cancer, and the 42-year-old...
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Funny story: The Last Links To Cancer

The Last Links To Cancer

A new study has studied that smacking can lead to cancer! Shock and horror would be two of the emotions Back and to the Left news would be feeling if we could indeed feel human emotions anymore. But with scientists discovering a link between cancer a...
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Funny story: Ozzy Osbourne has brain surgically removed to prevent Alzheimer's

Ozzy Osbourne has brain surgically removed to prevent Alzheimer's

Ozzy's House - Following the lead of his wife who cut off her breast to prevent cancer, Ozzy has had most of his brain cut out in a bold attempt to prevent Alzheimer's. His wife had this to say. "I think it has really improved his disposition. He...
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Funny story: Charlie the Radioactive Tuna Causes Child Thyroid Cancer Sorry

Charlie the Radioactive Tuna Causes Child Thyroid Cancer Sorry

In 2008 Del Monte sold StarKist Tuna to South Korean food giant the Dongwon Corporation which exports tuna to the United States and the world. According to the Supreme Court of the United States of America and Mitt Romney corporations are people. Can...
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Funny story: Kebab pathogens found in 9 out of 10 prostate cancer swabs, innit

Kebab pathogens found in 9 out of 10 prostate cancer swabs, innit

London - Telltale signs of poor oral hygiene are emerging in the latest report into treatable cancers. A Royal College of Swabbologists survey has discovered traces of bacteria, viruses and parasites commonly found in the ubiquitous doner and shis...
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Funny story: New York Presbyterian Adopts Radical New Post-Op Cancer Treatment: Cross Fingers and Hope for Best

New York Presbyterian Adopts Radical New Post-Op Cancer Treatment: Cross Fingers and Hope for Best

As part of its ongoing mission to improve quality of care while lowering health care costs, New York Presbyterian Hospital recently announced that it was adopting a radical new treatment methodology for post-operative cancer patients: cross fingers a...
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Funny story: Cancer No Longer #1 Killer In America: Morbid Obesity And Accidents Form Surprise Team

Cancer No Longer #1 Killer In America: Morbid Obesity And Accidents Form Surprise Team

ATLANTA, GA--In what is already being hailed as one of the most depressing pieces of news in weeks, the Centers for Disease Control have rolled out their annual list of leading causes of death for 2011, and it appears that neither cancer, nor heart d...
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Funny story: Royal Couple Finds Cure For Cancer, Steals Global Spotlight Back From America

Royal Couple Finds Cure For Cancer, Steals Global Spotlight Back From America

LONDON-In what is being hailed as the most significant news since the death of Osama Bin Laden several months ago, which in itself was the biggest news since the royal wedding a couple days before that, the royal couple has dumbfounded scientists the...
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Funny story: Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements

Paul McCartney and Rolling Stones to Pay for Breast Implant Replacements

In Parliament today, angry protestors pushed their way through security pulling a hose from a tanker truck filled with thousands of gallons of industrial silicone. The kind alledged to be in thousands of breast implants in thousands of women. The...
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Funny story: Italians and Mimes Most Prone to Gesticular Cancer

Italians and Mimes Most Prone to Gesticular Cancer

A newly published study in medical journal The Lancelot reveals that Italian males are 60% more likely to suffer from gesticular cancer than any other national group. The condition was also found to be more prevalent in regions with Italian immigrat...
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Funny story: Robin Gibb to Release One Last Album

Robin Gibb to Release One Last Album

Gibb suffering from the big 'C' talks candidly about his last album, life (or the impending end) and colostomy bags. Many people the world over are today the world over waiting for Rob to pop off; however he has agreed to give us what may well be his last interview. Talking of his latest album the 61 year old BeeGee said; 'I am determined to release one last happy singsong for my fans, ya kn...
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Funny story: NHS consultants who can detect cancer a 'myth'

NHS consultants who can detect cancer a 'myth'

German researchers have moved to dispute recent suggestions the NHS had a raft of cancer consultants who could be reliably used to detect various forms of the disease, saying they were the childlike imaginings of people with a propensity for hallucin...
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Funny story: Biting Nails Strongly Linked To Having Short Nails

Biting Nails Strongly Linked To Having Short Nails

Medical studies by the Institute Of Stating The Obvious at Harvard University have discovered a shocking link between people with uneven, short finger nails and those that bite their nails. The team of students studied several people over a period...
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