Ottawa, Ontario, Canada (The Country North of here. (North being the big "N" on your phone when you hit the compass setting thingy.)) - Canada's Finance Ministers and Economists have unanimously agreed for years now that the number one barrier to gre...
ATLANTA - Justin Bieber is finally realizing that all of his brattiness has finally exploded in his pop star face.
Bieber recently expressed a desire to live in the South and he decided that Atlanta would be a good place to lay down roots.
Researchers at Oxford University have bestowed upon Canada the dubious distinction of being the most boring of the six countries that comprise what's known as the Anglosphere: Australia, Canada, England, Ireland, New Zealand, and the United States.
JACKSON, Wyoming (ABSNN) - Monday night, a visiting Canadian dinosaur, Tyrannosaurus Bataar, was hacked to death, and his head removed, as he walked back to his room at a local inn, "after drinking heavily at Jackson's world famous Million Dollar Cow...
It came as a shock to some avid Manchester Unit fans to learn that American and Canadian commentators DO in fact refer to their beloved team as Man. U.
Some British fans gathered at a friend's house to watch their beloved Manchester United team pl...
Canada's race to election day. Conservatives hoping for a majority, Liberals and NDP looking for more votes, and the Bloc Quebecois realizes that they have all the votes they could possibly accumulate.
Stats Canada has put out a statement "We are...
If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing,tell them to FECK OFF because what they really mean is they will take you to Newfoundland, and batter defenceless baby seals, over the head with a club the Canadian BASTARDS.
The Club the babies g...
Americans avoided fighting in two World Wars, and weren't even seen as fighters of any importance by the Germans when Americans finally turned up at the end of both
Canadians fought from first to last in two World Wars, and were highly respected by their German opponents as fighters in both
Americans were conned into WW1 by Churchill ordering the Royal Navy to sink The Lusitania in 1917
Canadians and Americans share a chunk of the northern American continent, they may look alike and may at times also sound alike, but their similarity ends there.
1,200 Canadians are killed by guns per year
33,000 Americans are killed by guns per year
53 percent of Canadians have passports
23 Percent of Americans have passports (How many are using them is another questi...
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