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Canada Starts National Cuss-Jar To Stop Saying, "Eh!"

Funny story: Canada Starts National Cuss-Jar To Stop Saying, "Eh!"

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada (The Country North of here. (North being the big "N" on your phone when you hit the compass setting thingy.)) - Canada's Finance Ministers and Economists have unanimously agreed for years now that the number one barrier to gre...

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Justin Bieber Wants To Buy A House In Atlanta - The City Says No Way Bubba!

Funny story: Justin Bieber Wants To Buy A House In Atlanta - The City Says No Way Bubba!

ATLANTA - Justin Bieber is finally realizing that all of his brattiness has finally exploded in his pop star face. Bieber recently expressed a desire to live in the South and he decided that Atlanta would be a good place to lay down roots. But...

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It's Official: Canada Most Boring Country in the Anglosphere

Funny story: It's Official: Canada Most Boring Country in the Anglosphere

Researchers at Oxford University have bestowed upon Canada the dubious distinction of being the most boring of the six countries that comprise what's known as the Anglosphere: Australia, Canada, England, Ireland, New Zealand, and the United States.

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Canadian dinosaur's head stolen after grizzly murder in Wyoming

Funny story: Canadian dinosaur's head stolen after grizzly murder in Wyoming

JACKSON, Wyoming (ABSNN) - Monday night, a visiting Canadian dinosaur, Tyrannosaurus Bataar, was hacked to death, and his head removed, as he walked back to his room at a local inn, "after drinking heavily at Jackson's world famous Million Dollar Cow...

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Shock for some Manchester United fans as American Commentators continue to refer to Manchester United as Man U.

Funny story: Shock for some Manchester United fans as American Commentators continue to refer to Manchester United as Man U.

It came as a shock to some avid Manchester Unit fans to learn that American and Canadian commentators DO in fact refer to their beloved team as Man. U. Some British fans gathered at a friend's house to watch their beloved Manchester United team pl...

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Canada Votes

Canada's race to election day. Conservatives hoping for a majority, Liberals and NDP looking for more votes, and the Bloc Quebecois realizes that they have all the votes they could possibly accumulate. Stats Canada has put out a statement "We are...

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Canadian Seal Hunt: If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing

Funny story: Canadian Seal Hunt: If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing

If a Canadian ever offers to take you out clubbing,tell them to FECK OFF because what they really mean is they will take you to Newfoundland, and batter defenceless baby seals, over the head with a club the Canadian BASTARDS. The Club the babies g...

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Differences between Canadians and Americans

Funny story: Differences between Canadians and Americans

Americans avoided fighting in two World Wars, and weren't even seen as fighters of any importance by the Germans when Americans finally turned up at the end of both Canadians fought from first to last in two World Wars, and were highly respected by their German opponents as fighters in both Americans were conned into WW1 by Churchill ordering the Royal Navy to sink The Lusitania in 1917 C...

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Distinguishing the difference between an American and a Canadian

Funny story: Distinguishing the difference between an American and a Canadian

Canadians and Americans share a chunk of the northern American continent, they may look alike and may at times also sound alike, but their similarity ends there. GUNS 1,200 Canadians are killed by guns per year 33,000 Americans are killed by guns per year WORLDLY AWARE 53 percent of Canadians have passports 23 Percent of Americans have passports (How many are using them is another questi...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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