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Tom Cruise Dates Rihanna In Hopes of Finally Dispelling Those Darn Gay Rumors

Funny story: Tom Cruise Dates Rihanna In Hopes of Finally Dispelling Those Darn Gay Rumors

SAN FRANCISCO - Tom Cruise flew up to San Francisco to attend Rihanna's recent concert performance at the Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum. He had called up the Barbadian beauty and told her that he wanted to take her out to dinner after she finished her...

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Hollyweird's hottest: Selma Blair

Selma Beitner (aka Batsheva), whose screen name is Selma Blair because (1) "Blair" sounds better than "Beitner," (2) she wants to hide her Jewish heritage ("'Blair' sounds less offensively Anglo," she says), has starred in one or two blockbusters, but she is not adverse to accepting roles in independent films or even art-house trash when the meatier roles are not forthcoming. Her "versatility," sh...

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John Mayer Refuses To Sell Nude Photos of Ex-Girlfriend Katy Perry

Funny story: John Mayer Refuses To Sell Nude Photos of Ex-Girlfriend Katy Perry

WEST HOLLYWOOD - According to a close friend of John Mayer the singer has been approached by the supermarket tabloid Say What? about purchasing some nude photos of his ex-girlfriend Katy Perry. The 35 year old known as Mayer The Player told Say Wh...

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Tom Cruise Confesses He Is Not Gay

Funny story: Tom Cruise Confesses He Is Not Gay

MARINA DEL REY, California - Mission Impossible and recently divorced movie star Tom Cruise says that he is going on with his life and it appears that he has moved over to the fast lane. According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres,...

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Tom Cruise Spotted With Cameron Diaz

Funny story: Tom Cruise Spotted With Cameron Diaz

LOS ANGELES - The recently divorced Tom Cruise is finally back in the dating scene as evidenced by his recent outing with Cameron Diaz. The two were seen having a cozy dinner at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Diner in West Hollywood. Cruise a...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 28th August 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 28th August 2012

Cameron Diaz has perfected her dressed down traveling style as she prepares to turn 40 Cameron turning 40?! OMG, its like the time you realise your getting old when Baby Spice turned 30 and dropped two kids... We're going commando. . . Facebook group strips in support of Prince Harry after naked Las Vegas photo furore Well it does look hot over there in Afghanistan As Prince Harry causes h...

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Cameron Diaz to marry British Prime Minister David Cameron

Funny story: Cameron Diaz to marry British Prime Minister David Cameron

Men have been trying to pin her down for years, and now she has finally cracked. The hair-raising star of 'There's Something About Mary' Cameron Diaz has agreed to marry the British Prime Minister David Cameron, after a whirlwind romance. They me...

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Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, and Samantha Brick To Star In "We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words"

Funny story: Paris Hilton, Cameron Diaz, and Samantha Brick To Star In "We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words"

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that TouchRock Pictures in association with Cinema Castle Films will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlewood's We're Just Too Darn Pretty For Words. The motion picture will star Paris Hilton, Cam...

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Cameron Diaz Talks Openly About Justin Bieber, Her New Boobs, and Those Botox Rumors

BEVERLY HILLS - Cameron Diaz was sitting in her usual chair at The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive where she had gone in for her monthly black root touch up. The starlet's longtime hair stylist FuFi Fondue, noted hair stylist to the stars, rema...

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Cameron Diaz Reveals The Amazing Reason Why She Had Breast Augmentation Surgery

Funny story: Cameron Diaz Reveals The Amazing Reason Why She Had Breast Augmentation Surgery

HONOLULU - Cameron Diaz was sunning herself on Honolulu Beach oblivious to the crowd that had formed around her. As she looked up she suddenly noticed that she had at least a dozen admirers. Cameron who has never been shy suddenly stood up and beg...

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"Has bikini girl Cameron Diaz had a secret boob job?" - DM Scoops Piffle Prize For Second Day Running

Funny story: "Has bikini girl Cameron Diaz had a secret boob job?" - DM Scoops Piffle Prize For Second Day Running

The Daily Mail scooped the not very prestigious Piffle Prize for the second day running, with the absolutely not news of any description headline, as seen above. Not surprisingly, the 'story' first appeared in the National Enquirer, and even featu...

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Cameron Diaz Sez Alex Rodriguez Doesn't Understand Off-Field Fly Rule

Funny story: Cameron Diaz Sez Alex Rodriguez Doesn't Understand Off-Field Fly Rule

The New York Daily News reports that Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz have broken up, allegedly because he still doesn't understand the fundamental application of the not-so-complicated Off-Field Fly Rule. This rule admonishes ball players to keep the...

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Funny story: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Plymouth UK born FHM Hot 100 chart topper Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been spotted riding a tandem around Hollywood with fellow FHM hottie, the actress Cameron Diaz. According to X-Factor USA judge, Cheryl Cole. Providing the reports coming in f...

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Baseball Bombshell: Cameron Diaz Proposes To New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod

MIAMI - Cameron Diaz, 38, the actress who recently stated that her biological clock is ticking so fast and so loud, that it sometimes wakes her up in the middle of the night has finally taken the life-altering leap. While she and her boyfriend New...

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The "Voluptuously Sultry" Cameron Diaz and Her New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod Film A Popcorn Commercial

Funny story: The "Voluptuously Sultry" Cameron Diaz and Her New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod Film A Popcorn Commercial

NEW YORK CITY - Over two billion world wide viewers saw the seductively sexy Cameron Diaz hand-feeding some popcorn to her boyfriend Alex Rodriguez during this years Super Bowl XLV. Wentworth Goldenbaum, an advertising executive with Act IV Popcorn, stated that he was home watching the game in which the Green Bay Packers defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers 31-25 and suddenly Cameron was shown on t...

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Cameron Diaz Photographed Playing With Alex Rodriguez's Baseballs Down In Mexico

Funny story: Cameron Diaz Photographed Playing With Alex Rodriguez's Baseballs Down In Mexico

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Cameron Diaz spent the Thanksgiving holiday down in sunny old Mexico with New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez, aka A-Rod. Diaz who at 38, is three years older than the Yankee pinstripper, told local reporters that she has...

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Cameron tells Cameron to "Back the F(*)ck Off!

Funny story: Cameron tells Cameron to "Back the F(*)ck Off!

Though sources are not sure who started it, Prime Minister David Cameron and film-maker James Cameron got in a red hot shouting match over the phone -- yelling repeatedly at each other to "Back the f(*)ck off!" A partial transcript is as follows:...

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South Korea Bans Kim Jong il Cameron Diaz Julia Roberts Websites

While Americans have been obsessing over a tiny little baby teeny weeny oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico the Korean Peninsula has been like a nuclear powder keg ready to blow up into Nuclear World War III. World War I was caused by "The shot heard rou...

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