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UKIP to demand we add eleven days to the calendar

Funny story: UKIP to demand we add eleven days to the calendar

After successfully getting the British to vote themselves into more austerity by leaving the European Union, UKIP leader (insert the name used this week here) has said that their party is still relevant, that they will now fight to remove all traces...

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Maria Sharapova Says She'll Donate The Entire Proceeds From Her Nude Calendar To The Ukrainian Government

Funny story: Maria Sharapova Says She'll Donate The Entire Proceeds From Her Nude Calendar To The Ukrainian Government

NEW YORK CITY - Russian born Tennis legend Maria Sharapova, 26, talked with a representative of the Ukraine and commented that she wanted to do something to help the country. She informed the rep that she will be appearing in a special edition all...

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The Strip For Jackie Chamoun Olympic Movement Is Gaining Momentum

Funny story: The Strip For Jackie Chamoun Olympic Movement Is Gaining Momentum

BEIRUT, Lebanon - The Strip For Jackie Movement in Lebanon has really picked up speed. Many Lebanese people not only in Lebanon but in places like Spain, Pakistan, and Cleveland have gotten behind Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun. Members...

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The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

Funny story: The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof. Voodoo Dupre...

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Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just informed the national press that NASCAR racing cutey Danica Patrick's brand new 2014 Nude NASCAR Calendar is a tremendous hit. ADGA stated that the calendar is presently the fastest selling...

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The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

Funny story: The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

CHICAGO - Mrs. Phil Robertson AKA Miss Kay has just announced that Willie's wife Korie and Jase's wife Missy have agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar to be named The Women of Duck Dynasty. Kay said that Jeptha's wife Jessica, who is a model, will...

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Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Pose Topless In a 2014 Calendar

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has just announced that she has agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar in which she will be totally topless. The 44-year-old actress spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo at The Gunfight At The OK Corral St...

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Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In a Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In a Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood Innuendo has just announced that the star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev has agreed to appear in a nude vampire themed calendar. HI's Fajita San Guacamole stated that Cy Cyfellini, the director of operations for the Cal...

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Isle of Wight News - Don't Forget to Move your Calendar to 2013

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Don't Forget to Move your Calendar to 2013

Isle of Wight residents are reminded to move their calendars forward tonight to 2013. Despite the annual spring reminder and widespread use of the Internet there are many hold outs to sharing the 2013 calendar across the island with many communities...

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Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

Funny story: Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

CHICAGO - The CEO of Calendars 'R' Us, which is the largest calendar manufacturer in the world, has just stated that The 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Mayan Apocalypse Calendar is having astounding sales. Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr., the calendar comp...

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Paris Hilton Talks About Her Nude Calendar

Funny story: Paris Hilton Talks About Her Nude Calendar

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends taken care of. As she sat in her chair she noticed that there was a copy of her brand new 2013 Paris Hilton Nude Calendar sitting on top of a Cosmopolitan Magazine.

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Happy 2013? I Prefer Not To.

It seems the Mayans were wrong. The world will keep traveling around the sun, or the sun around the world if you're a Fundamentalist. But this most recent apocalypse averted got me to ruminating, as is my want, about New Year's Eve and all the weight that is arbitrarily attached to this one night's passage of time. It took me back to last New Year's Eve and a question asked me, "What's your resolu...

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Sofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar

Funny story: Sofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar

VENICE BEACH, California - The star of the hit sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara was having lunch at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach when she received a phone call. The caller was Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr, who is the owner and...

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Beyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America

Funny story: Beyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce has lost all of her baby weight and then some. Even Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Kanye West mentioned that the new mama looks as fine as kiwi wine. Beyonce, was recently informed by YoDelle Denzel St. Bling, with Afro Sheen...

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Naked WI Girls - At Her Majesty's Pleasure!

Funny story: Naked WI Girls - At Her Majesty's Pleasure!

The latest batch of Women's Institute members planning to get their kit off for charity are a little bit different from the usual set... ... they're all convicts! So far the 40 WI girls at Bronzefield Prison, Surrey, have learned about baking a...

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Ancient Civilization Accurately Predicts When Their Calendar Will End

Funny story: Ancient Civilization Accurately Predicts When Their Calendar Will End

MEXICO CITY-People around the world are now saying "Mayan who?" as it appears that the ancient civilization known as the Mixtec have miraculously foretold the exact time and day when their calendar will come to an end. The Mixtec, who originated...

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Spoof Writers planning a Sexy Nude Spoofers' Calendar for 2012

Funny story: Spoof Writers planning a Sexy Nude Spoofers' Calendar for 2012

We have only just heard the breaking news that some Spoof Writers are planning to put together - and sell - a 2012 Calendar featuring sexy nude photos of Spoof Writers themselves posing in a variety of positions. There will, of course, be a screening process by a panel of 'judges' because it is well know that there are some pretty ugly Spoofers out there who think they are 'all that' and MORE.

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Reshuffled Week Puts End To Tuesday Blues

Funny story: Reshuffled Week Puts End To Tuesday Blues

The Home Office has announced plans to reshuffle the week in a bid to do away with the 'Tuesday Blues.' Sources close to Prime Minister David Cameron say the plans are a pet project, part of his design to creat the 'Big Society' with a happier pop...

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