Isle of Wight residents are reminded to move their calendars forward tonight to 2013. Despite the annual spring reminder and widespread use of the Internet there are many hold outs to sharing the 2013 calendar across the island with many communities...
CHICAGO - The CEO of Calendars 'R' Us, which is the largest calendar manufacturer in the world, has just stated that The 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Mayan Apocalypse Calendar is having astounding sales.
Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr., the calendar comp...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends taken care of.
As she sat in her chair she noticed that there was a copy of her brand new 2013 Paris Hilton Nude Calendar sitting on top of a Cosmopolitan Magazine.
It seems the Mayans were wrong. The world will keep traveling around the sun, or the sun around the world if you're a Fundamentalist. But this most recent apocalypse averted got me to ruminating, as is my want, about New Year's Eve and all the weight that is arbitrarily attached to this one night's passage of time. It took me back to last New Year's Eve and a question asked me, "What's your resolu...
VENICE BEACH, California - The star of the hit sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara was having lunch at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach when she received a phone call.
The caller was Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr, who is the owner and...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce has lost all of her baby weight and then some. Even Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Kanye West mentioned that the new mama looks as fine as kiwi wine.
Beyonce, was recently informed by YoDelle Denzel St. Bling, with Afro Sheen...
The latest batch of Women's Institute members planning to get their kit off for charity are a little bit different from the usual set...
... they're all convicts!
So far the 40 WI girls at Bronzefield Prison, Surrey, have learned about baking a...
MEXICO CITY-People around the world are now saying "Mayan who?" as it appears that the ancient civilization known as the Mixtec have miraculously foretold the exact time and day when their calendar will come to an end.
The Mixtec, who originated...
We have only just heard the breaking news that some Spoof Writers are planning to put together - and sell - a 2012 Calendar featuring sexy nude photos of Spoof Writers themselves posing in a variety of positions.
There will, of course, be a screening process by a panel of 'judges' because it is well know that there are some pretty ugly Spoofers out there who think they are 'all that' and MORE.
The Home Office has announced plans to reshuffle the week in a bid to do away with the 'Tuesday Blues.'
Sources close to Prime Minister David Cameron say the plans are a pet project, part of his design to creat the 'Big Society' with a happier pop...
Tokyo, Japan-- The terrible earthquake that struck the Pacific Basin yesterday was so powerful, it actually changed the orbit of the earth. The calamity pushed the earth ahead in its orbit by more than two months. Tomorrow will be May 19, instead o...
New York, NY-- The United Nations has voted overwhelmingly to have 2011 begin all over again. The New Year started off strange, become even stranger, and then turned ultra-violent in its two weeks. No one seems to like the New Year, so it's being r...
Washington, DC-- There will be something new on the calendar for everybody in the United States, beginning next week. An extra Saturday will be added to the weekend for everyone to enjoy. The extra day is being added to the calendar to both correct...
The U.K's coalition government are set to release a 2011 sexy calendar, sources say.
The photo shoot has already begun, with sessions taking place in Hyde Park and the Houses Of Parliament.
Exact details of the pictures are being closely guarde...
LOS ANGELES - Cheryl Cole and her Dancing With The Stars boyfriend Derek Hough recently had a great time at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion.
The happy couple attended Hef's Summertime Lingerie Party where they got to meet the featured guest Anna Cha...
Famed Russian spy Anna Chapman says she will be paid over one million dollars by a certain U.S. magazine to pose for a new calendar for next year.
Anna basically says that she never had much to report for her spying efforts even though she sought...
Derek Acorah, the world famous physic medium is to take advantage of his phenomenal good looks, and produce a calendar for 2011, with him in various athletic and tasteful poses for each of the months.
This particular calendar has a twist on ordina...
After a series of earthquakes in the southern hemisphere, the earth's rotation has been speeded up by six minutes a day.
In itself, this makes barely any difference, however, those six extra minutes a day add up to one and a half days over the cou...