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Funny story: The Strip For Jackie Chamoun Olympic Movement Is Gaining Momentum

The Strip For Jackie Chamoun Olympic Movement Is Gaining Momentum

BEIRUT, Lebanon - The Strip For Jackie Movement in Lebanon has really picked up speed. Many Lebanese people not only in Lebanon but in places like Spain, Pakistan, and Cleveland have gotten behind Lebanese Olympic skier Jackie Chamoun. Members...
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Funny story: The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

The Nude Calendar of The Duck Dynasty Women Is The Top Selling Calendar In The Nation

CHICAGO - Glamboyant Magazine has just announced that since the good-looking Robertson women of the A&E hit show Duck Dynasty have started wearing shorter skirts and shorter shorts the show's ratings have shot up through the roof. Voodoo Dupre...
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Funny story: Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just informed the national press that NASCAR racing cutey Danica Patrick's brand new 2014 Nude NASCAR Calendar is a tremendous hit. ADGA stated that the calendar is presently the fastest selling...
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Funny story: The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

The Women of Duck Dynasty To Appear In A Nude Calendar

CHICAGO - Mrs. Phil Robertson AKA Miss Kay has just announced that Willie's wife Korie and Jase's wife Missy have agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar to be named The Women of Duck Dynasty. Kay said that Jeptha's wife Jessica, who is a model, will...
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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Pose Topless In a 2014 Calendar

Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Pose Topless In a 2014 Calendar

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has just announced that she has agreed to appear in a 2014 calendar in which she will be totally topless. The 44-year-old actress spoke with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo at The Gunfight At The OK Corral St...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In a Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar

Nina Dobrev Agrees To Appear In a Nude Vampire-Themed Calendar

LOS ANGELES - Hollywood Innuendo has just announced that the star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev has agreed to appear in a nude vampire themed calendar. HI's Fajita San Guacamole stated that Cy Cyfellini, the director of operations for the Cal...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Don't Forget to Move your Calendar to 2013

Isle of Wight News - Don't Forget to Move your Calendar to 2013

Isle of Wight residents are reminded to move their calendars forward tonight to 2013. Despite the annual spring reminder and widespread use of the Internet there are many hold outs to sharing the 2013 calendar across the island with many communities...
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Funny story: Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

Sofia Vergara's Nude Calendar Is Outselling Paris Hilton's By A 9 to 1 Margin

CHICAGO - The CEO of Calendars 'R' Us, which is the largest calendar manufacturer in the world, has just stated that The 2013 All-Nude Sofia Vergara Mayan Apocalypse Calendar is having astounding sales. Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr., the calendar comp...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Talks About Her Nude Calendar

Paris Hilton Talks About Her Nude Calendar

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends taken care of. As she sat in her chair she noticed that there was a copy of her brand new 2013 Paris Hilton Nude Calendar sitting on top of a Cosmopolitan Magazine.
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Funny story: Happy 2013? I Prefer Not To.

Happy 2013? I Prefer Not To.

It seems the Mayans were wrong. The world will keep traveling around the sun, or the sun around the world if you're a Fundamentalist. But this most recent apocalypse averted got me to ruminating, as is my want, about New Year's Eve and all the weight that is arbitrarily attached to this one night's passage of time. It took me back to last New Year's Eve and a question asked me, "What's your resolu...
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Funny story: Sofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar

Sofia Vergara To Appear in The 2013 All-Nude Mayan Apocalypse Calendar

VENICE BEACH, California - The star of the hit sit-com Modern Family, Sofia Vergara was having lunch at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in Venice Beach when she received a phone call. The caller was Axton P. Zipplecross, Jr, who is the owner and...
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Funny story: Beyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America

Beyonce Agrees To Appear In A Sexy Swimsuit Calendar To Benefit The Retired Pole Dancers of America

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce has lost all of her baby weight and then some. Even Kim Kardashian's boyfriend Kanye West mentioned that the new mama looks as fine as kiwi wine. Beyonce, was recently informed by YoDelle Denzel St. Bling, with Afro Sheen...
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Funny story: Naked WI Girls - At Her Majesty's Pleasure!

Naked WI Girls - At Her Majesty's Pleasure!

The latest batch of Women's Institute members planning to get their kit off for charity are a little bit different from the usual set... ... they're all convicts! So far the 40 WI girls at Bronzefield Prison, Surrey, have learned about baking a...
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Funny story: Ancient Civilization Accurately Predicts When Their Calendar Will End

Ancient Civilization Accurately Predicts When Their Calendar Will End

MEXICO CITY-People around the world are now saying "Mayan who?" as it appears that the ancient civilization known as the Mixtec have miraculously foretold the exact time and day when their calendar will come to an end. The Mixtec, who originated...
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Funny story: Spoof Writers planning a Sexy Nude Spoofers' Calendar for 2012

Spoof Writers planning a Sexy Nude Spoofers' Calendar for 2012

We have only just heard the breaking news that some Spoof Writers are planning to put together - and sell - a 2012 Calendar featuring sexy nude photos of Spoof Writers themselves posing in a variety of positions. There will, of course, be a screening process by a panel of 'judges' because it is well know that there are some pretty ugly Spoofers out there who think they are 'all that' and MORE.
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Funny story: Reshuffled Week Puts End To Tuesday Blues

Reshuffled Week Puts End To Tuesday Blues

The Home Office has announced plans to reshuffle the week in a bid to do away with the 'Tuesday Blues.' Sources close to Prime Minister David Cameron say the plans are a pet project, part of his design to creat the 'Big Society' with a happier pop...
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Funny story: Massive Quake Changes Earth's Orbit By Two Months

Massive Quake Changes Earth's Orbit By Two Months

Tokyo, Japan-- The terrible earthquake that struck the Pacific Basin yesterday was so powerful, it actually changed the orbit of the earth. The calamity pushed the earth ahead in its orbit by more than two months. Tomorrow will be May 19, instead o...
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Funny story: 2011 To Start All Over Again

2011 To Start All Over Again

New York, NY-- The United Nations has voted overwhelmingly to have 2011 begin all over again. The New Year started off strange, become even stranger, and then turned ultra-violent in its two weeks. No one seems to like the New Year, so it's being r...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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