TARZANVILLE, Lower Zamgola - The government of the African country of Lower Zamgola has been immersed in economic havoc since the devaluing of its paper money known as the tambuska.
Prior to Valentine's Day, one U.S. dollar was equal to 197 tambus...
In a move that has the anti-obesity brigade up in arms, several cup cake manufacturers have released supersized versions of their cupcake ranges called mugcakes.
"This is just another example of more food being available than people actually need,...
Falling victim to hard economic times, the snack cake maker will be cutting back some of its more costly ingredients in the classic Twinkie like the creamy filling, replacing it with rolled up paper IOUs, according to a company spokesman.
Struggli...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus is still upset at the fact that on her 19th birthday she was presented with a birthday cake of noted reggae singer Bob Marley which many people including the supermarket tabloid Just Saying said suggested she was a pothea...
An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok had a narrow escape earlier today, when a banana cake he was eating after his tea became stuck to his teeth, rendering his mouth immobile.
Moys Kenwood, 48, originally from Hull in East Yorkshire...
The financially strapped US government have decided that the misery they and their bankers caused has nothing to do with them and decided to carry on just like they did before the crisis started; living a life of audacious decadence.
The US govern...
LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley took second place on Dancing With The Stars, but the 60-year-old dancing diva says that she plans to make up for it when she appears on an episode of The Cake Boss.
Buddy Valastro, The Cake Boss called up Kirstie and in...
Pop culture and YouTube singing sensation Justin Beiber took to Twitter today to express his complete and utter disdain for cake. This was in response to recent revelations by CSI "star" Marg Helenberg on French television about his on-set antics, wh...
King Abdullah, ruler of Saudi Arabia, declared the government's new Let them eat cake policy today to an angry mob in the Saudi capital, Riyadh.
Every male Saudi Arabian subject will have a variety of delicious bakery goods to choose from.
Ki...
Twas the mouse before Christmas and all through the night,
spoof writers keyboards seized up in mid-type
cos the men were all sozzled and totally half-baked
while the ladies grew randy and threw out the cake
So while I can still see and somewhat spell
Merry Whatever to all and Bingle Jell - hic
Sssssh....sharing a shecret repice sent by besht fren'- recshipe creator name unknown, thanks...
Philadelphia, PA - That 20-pound fruitcake you received for Christmas might not be so bad after all. Modern fruitcakes have a lot more inside them besides candied cherries and curried yak jowls. Marijuana is now the major ingredient in fruitcakes,...
A six year old boy genius has sensationally found a cure for hunger and starvation throughout the world.
Kenny Fringe, 6, has been hailed as the next Einstein by people who make predictions about things like that. He has already taken his GCSE's a...
The World's longest hair has been discovered by a good Samaritan who bought a 23 pound German chocolate cake from a group of Pentecostal ladies hosting a bake sale in front of a local department store.
The 17 foot long red hair was discovered by J...
CHICAGO, Illinois - Patrons of Chicago's Nouveau Moon Pattisserie were shocked this afternoon when Rob Pattinson's face suddenly appeared on a five-tiered wedding cake iced in Italian Meringue buttercream.
"I told you to tie your shoelaces," said...
Bakewell, Hampshire - The Kipling family announced today that Lionel Kipling, father to a nation of obese diabetics, died peacefully at home on Wednesday. He was 79.
Although Mr Kipling was greatly admired by a cake-munching public, he had not in...
Britain's favourite cake character Mr Kipling is to unveil his wife to TV viewers for the first time in a controversial new advertising campaign.
Viewers have never seen Mr Kipling. His existence has only been known through the words of his friend...
Worker gets creamed - The food industry is taking a long look at an "oldie but goodie" treat known as the Tasty-Treet.
This age old cream filled cupcake of sorts, largely a rip-off of the ever more popular Twinkie, has been a household favorite fo...
They're back! Cupcakes are on the market again, and they're back with a vengeance. No more nice cupcake - these cupcakes are mean!
Watch out when you're taking off their paper - they will give you a paper cut! They'll piss in your mouth while y...