Dissatisfied with the wait-time for a cup of coffee to go at his (formerly) regular neighborhood coffee shop, Bean Stop, New York City resident Dan Foley recently decided to take his business to elsewhere.
“There were three people in line ahead of...
Washington DC: One of the best kept secrets in this politically leaky town is the White House Sandwich Shop. The café located in upscale Georgetown is undergoing an expansion to accommodate the increasing size of the lunchtime crowds of Obama adminis...
The famous Bend & Jerry's nationwide ice cream empire are adding a few new flavors in celebration of new legal marriages in their home state of Vermont.
"We think that this is the right move towards civil rights for everyone", stated Bend. "So...
Luton businessman Dev Alahan has announced plans to open the world's first Hard Sock Cafe outlet on Watling Street, in Luton, Beds. One of Mr Alahan's business partners, Steve McDonald, reported that Mr Alahan - forever on the lookout for opportuniti...
Portland, OR - The first official chain of marijuana cafés offering medical marijuana in the United States have opened in the Portland, Oregon area. Going by the name of Zig-Zag Comfort Cafés, each of the three locations features breakfast, lunch, an...
Cafe owners in the United States and UK have been expressing concern over the quality of open microphone performers at their venues.
The wave of resignations at the BBC continued today as at approximately 11:30, Mrs Martha Higgins, a well known and loved figure at Television Centre, resigned. Mrs Higgins, a former tea lady at the struggling broadcasters staff cafe, told The Spo...
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