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Funny story: Coalition to appoint a new Minister for Chaff

Coalition to appoint a new Minister for Chaff

The government announced today that a new cabinet post was to be created. They have decided that the creation and promotion of Chaff is a full time role. Chaff is the material that is ejected by military aircraft as a countermeasure when they are...
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Funny story: Cameron sacks Cabinet

Cameron sacks Cabinet

In a dramatic move, Prime Minister David Cameron has sacked his Cabinet declaring that his colleagues had failed to see the economic peril the Government was in. Demonstrators on the streets are, however, unlikely to accept Cameron's move. Ever...
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Funny story: Ed Balls replaces Alan Johnson as Shadow Chancellor

Ed Balls replaces Alan Johnson as Shadow Chancellor

Labour's Ed Balls has replaced Alan Johnson, who has resigned due to personal (Marriage) problems, as Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. Political correspondent Inchcock Chambers visiting the house of Commons to get the opinions of the MPs of all persuasions on this unexpected but not surprising occurrence. After seven other members of the Labour hierarchy turned down the position, it appe...
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Funny story: BA Cabin Crew Demand Softer Seats

BA Cabin Crew Demand Softer Seats

The on-going dispute between BA and it's Cabin crew took a new twist today. Unite joint secretary, Tony Woodley, has confirmed that the dispute cannot be settled until a 'softer seats' promise has been satisfied. Cabin crew have long held the beli...
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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg form their cabinet

Cameron and Clegg form their cabinet

There has been much jostling and re-organising going on at Number Ten Downing Street over the past twenty-four hours, but Clegg and Cameron have emerged with their new Cabinet. "We decided to appoint people based on their surnames," joked Cameron,...
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Funny story: Who's Who In New Cabinet

Who's Who In New Cabinet

Many people may be confused about the British Government. Here we provide a cut out and keep guide to the new cabinet. Prime Minister: Lord Snooty. Old Etonian, Bullingdon Club, champagne swilling Dave the Rave. Likes beating servants and toasting crumpets on teenage boys. Deputy Prime Minister: Nick Fagg. Promises to do whatever Lord Snooty says in return for a chance to pretend to be the P...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown shocks parliament with another new cabinet announcement

Gordon Brown shocks parliament with another new cabinet announcement

The Prime Minister created a stir in parliament today with the unexpected announcement of a new cabinet. With the recent resignations over the ongoing MPs' expenses scandal, the last thing expected from Downing Street was the news that Gordon Brow...
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Funny story: Professor Moriarty and the Cabinet Murders [continued]

Professor Moriarty and the Cabinet Murders [continued]

As Sherlock Holmes came to in the Musician's' Ward in St. Paddington's hospital, in Darkest Belgravia, he was for a second puzzled about his whereabouts. 'Watson', he said to that doctor, who was examining the chest of a female nurse in the corner of the room, 'stop what you're doing, we need to get back to finding Moriarty.' 'But Holmes', Dr Watson said, as the girl put her blouse back on, 'su...
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Funny story: 'Professor Moriarty and the Cabinet Murders'

'Professor Moriarty and the Cabinet Murders'

Somewhere in West London, or possible East-by-West-by-East-by-South-West London, detective Sherlock Holmes was reading his new copy of 'PlaySleuthBabes', and eating a slice of housekeeper Mrs. van Helsing's barley and rhubarb leaf cake, when the door opened and his colleague Dr Watson entered the room. 'Ah Watson,' Watson wrongly said to himself, 'have you seen this?', and he passed himself tha...
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Funny story: PM Unveils Radical New Reshuffle Methods

PM Unveils Radical New Reshuffle Methods

With a Cabinet-generated Cabinet reshuffle now well and truly underway, and the Prime Minister fighting for his political life, sources within Downing Street say that the PM is ready to embrace radical new methods to engage in the political process.
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Funny story: New Labour Cabinet appointed

New Labour Cabinet appointed

Due to the recent MPs' expenses scandal the entire Labour Cabinet was sacked, and here are the new Ministers: Chancellor of the Exchequer - Ronald Biggs Home Secretary - Robert Maxwell Foreign Secretary - Thomson Tours Minister for Legalised Theft - Hazel Blears Minister Without Portfolio But Still With Two Free Homes And Two Daimlers - John Prescott Minister For Ham Acting And F...
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Funny story: Gordon Brown completes shock Cabinet re-shuffle

Gordon Brown completes shock Cabinet re-shuffle

Gordon Brown announced a cabinet reshuffle today, which was being touted as his last chance to address his waning popularity ratings. Some of the moves had been predicted, however some other announcements which appear to be a desperate attempt to...
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Funny story: Another Obama Cabinet Selection Scandal Revealed

Another Obama Cabinet Selection Scandal Revealed

First, there was the Illinois Governor attempting to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat. Then, Governor Bill Richardson resigned as the nominee for Secretary of Commerce over irregularities in New Mexico. Now, a third scandal has rocked the Obama Pres...
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Funny story: Cabinet reshuffle is a diversion and sham

Cabinet reshuffle is a diversion and sham

At a private meeting in Westminster, Prime Minister Gordon Brown revealed that his recent cabinet reshuffle is only temporary until such time as he fills all the various posts on a more permanent basis later in the week. His spokesman said: "It...
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Funny story: Government reshuffle announced as council election results bite home

Government reshuffle announced as council election results bite home

As a result of Labour's local election disaster, Gordon Brown has taken advice from his management team and announced a major reshuffle of his cabinet.
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Funny story: Letters And Phone Calls Flood Obama On Road From Celebs Wanting Cabinet Positions!

Letters And Phone Calls Flood Obama On Road From Celebs Wanting Cabinet Positions!

Burdened by the daily game of 'Jab Hillary-Jab Obama,' Obama now feels obligated to read celeb mail and take celeb phone calls while on his rigorous political stump.
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Funny story: Returning Literacy to the White House

Returning Literacy to the White House

In a stunning new development, it has been revealed that a high-level position will be added to the President's cabinet.
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Funny story: UK Govt Considers Banning Bans

UK Govt Considers Banning Bans

Today it was revealed that the UK cabinet is considering banning the tasteless meat substitute known as Quorn.
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