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Trump Policies May Cause Revolution

Funny story: Trump Policies May Cause Revolution

Warren Campbell opened his New York Times and read the headline, "Choice For E.P.A. Has Led Battles To Constrain It." "Choice, Scott Pruit has deep times to Oil and Gas Industry is an avid climate change denier. He has pledged to dismantle Obama's...

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Trump Announces New Cabinet Appointees-Coincidentally, Most Are Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestants

Funny story: Trump Announces New Cabinet Appointees-Coincidentally, Most Are Former Celebrity Apprentice Contestants

Trump Tower, NY Trump gave his 18th press conference in 4 days to announce more of his selections for his Cabinet. "Many people have remarked that many of my selections came from my old TV show, Celebrity Apprentice. Well, I was secretly trying a...

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Fatty Abbott crawls into another buttkiss role

Funny story: Fatty Abbott crawls into another buttkiss role

Ugly, fat double standard pig Biman Abbott, known for spouting socialism but wallowing in capitalism, was today appointed 'Shadow Home Secretary' - in clarification, Jeremy Carbuncle, leader of the faiL-abour party said - "well, we'll spend that long...

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New Female Ministers make male ministers stay up until 4am at night to discuss cabinet's problems

Funny story: New Female Ministers make male ministers stay up until 4am at night to discuss cabinet's problems

David Cameron's introduction of numerous women ministers into the cabinet led to long discussions into the night. "The male ministers were ready to just watch some TV and go home but many of the female ministers were worried about problems the cabin...

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Coalition to appoint a new Minister for Chaff

Funny story: Coalition to appoint a new Minister for Chaff

The government announced today that a new cabinet post was to be created. They have decided that the creation and promotion of Chaff is a full time role. Chaff is the material that is ejected by military aircraft as a countermeasure when they are...

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Cameron sacks Cabinet

Funny story: Cameron sacks Cabinet

In a dramatic move, Prime Minister David Cameron has sacked his Cabinet declaring that his colleagues had failed to see the economic peril the Government was in. Demonstrators on the streets are, however, unlikely to accept Cameron's move. Ever...

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Ed Balls replaces Alan Johnson as Shadow Chancellor

Funny story: Ed Balls replaces Alan Johnson as Shadow Chancellor

Labour's Ed Balls has replaced Alan Johnson, who has resigned due to personal (Marriage) problems, as Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer. Political correspondent Inchcock Chambers visiting the house of Commons to get the opinions of the MPs of all persuasions on this unexpected but not surprising occurrence. After seven other members of the Labour hierarchy turned down the position, it appe...

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BA Cabin Crew Demand Softer Seats

Funny story: BA Cabin Crew Demand Softer Seats

The on-going dispute between BA and it's Cabin crew took a new twist today. Unite joint secretary, Tony Woodley, has confirmed that the dispute cannot be settled until a 'softer seats' promise has been satisfied. Cabin crew have long held the beli...

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Cameron and Clegg form their cabinet

Funny story: Cameron and Clegg form their cabinet

There has been much jostling and re-organising going on at Number Ten Downing Street over the past twenty-four hours, but Clegg and Cameron have emerged with their new Cabinet. "We decided to appoint people based on their surnames," joked Cameron,...

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Who's Who In New Cabinet

Funny story: Who's Who In New Cabinet

Many people may be confused about the British Government. Here we provide a cut out and keep guide to the new cabinet. Prime Minister: Lord Snooty. Old Etonian, Bullingdon Club, champagne swilling Dave the Rave. Likes beating servants and toasting crumpets on teenage boys. Deputy Prime Minister: Nick Fagg. Promises to do whatever Lord Snooty says in return for a chance to pretend to be the P...

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Gordon Brown shocks parliament with another new cabinet announcement

Funny story: Gordon Brown shocks parliament with another new cabinet announcement

The Prime Minister created a stir in parliament today with the unexpected announcement of a new cabinet. With the recent resignations over the ongoing MPs' expenses scandal, the last thing expected from Downing Street was the news that Gordon Brow...

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Professor Moriarty and the Cabinet Murders [continued]

Funny story: Professor Moriarty and the Cabinet Murders [continued]

As Sherlock Holmes came to in the Musician's' Ward in St. Paddington's hospital, in Darkest Belgravia, he was for a second puzzled about his whereabouts. 'Watson', he said to that doctor, who was examining the chest of a female nurse in the corner of the room, 'stop what you're doing, we need to get back to finding Moriarty.' 'But Holmes', Dr Watson said, as the girl put her blouse back on, 'su...

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'Professor Moriarty and the Cabinet Murders'

Funny story: 'Professor Moriarty and the Cabinet Murders'

Somewhere in West London, or possible East-by-West-by-East-by-South-West London, detective Sherlock Holmes was reading his new copy of 'PlaySleuthBabes', and eating a slice of housekeeper Mrs. van Helsing's barley and rhubarb leaf cake, when the door opened and his colleague Dr Watson entered the room. 'Ah Watson,' Watson wrongly said to himself, 'have you seen this?', and he passed himself tha...

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PM Unveils Radical New Reshuffle Methods

With a Cabinet-generated Cabinet reshuffle now well and truly underway, and the Prime Minister fighting for his political life, sources within Downing Street say that the PM is ready to embrace radical new methods to engage in the political process.

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New Labour Cabinet appointed

Funny story: New Labour Cabinet appointed

Due to the recent MPs' expenses scandal the entire Labour Cabinet was sacked, and here are the new Ministers: Chancellor of the Exchequer - Ronald Biggs Home Secretary - Robert Maxwell Foreign Secretary - Thomson Tours Minister for Legalised Theft - Hazel Blears Minister Without Portfolio But Still With Two Free Homes And Two Daimlers - John Prescott Minister For Ham Acting And F...

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Gordon Brown completes shock Cabinet re-shuffle

Funny story: Gordon Brown completes shock Cabinet re-shuffle

Gordon Brown announced a cabinet reshuffle today, which was being touted as his last chance to address his waning popularity ratings. Some of the moves had been predicted, however some other announcements which appear to be a desperate attempt to...

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Another Obama Cabinet Selection Scandal Revealed

Funny story: Another Obama Cabinet Selection Scandal Revealed

First, there was the Illinois Governor attempting to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat. Then, Governor Bill Richardson resigned as the nominee for Secretary of Commerce over irregularities in New Mexico. Now, a third scandal has rocked the Obama Pres...

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Cabinet reshuffle is a diversion and sham

Funny story: Cabinet reshuffle is a diversion and sham

At a private meeting in Westminster, Prime Minister Gordon Brown revealed that his recent cabinet reshuffle is only temporary until such time as he fills all the various posts on a more permanent basis later in the week. His spokesman said: "It...

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Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room

After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
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