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Funny story: Cabbages Lack Humanity, Feel No Pain, And Aren't Very Good Swimmers - Study Reveals

Cabbages Lack Humanity, Feel No Pain, And Aren't Very Good Swimmers - Study Reveals

A recent Dorking College Of Arts and Technology College research project, involving cabbages has revealed some fascinating facts. But not really all that many. But some is better than none, like a box of chocolates, at least according to Tom Hanks -...
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Funny story: Cabbages the source of Foot and Mouth

Cabbages the source of Foot and Mouth

Many years after the Foot and Mouth epidemic that saw thousands of cows on barbecues the length and breadth of Britain, scientists have finally isolated the source of the outbreak. "There had been many theories as to the source," said Simon Simple...
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Funny story: Elephant Found In Thriving Herefordshire Cabbage Patch

Elephant Found In Thriving Herefordshire Cabbage Patch

As Britain attempts to come to grips with a catastrophic cabbage crop, one smallholder from Hereford has reported that his single acre of land is yielding a record cabbage harvest, which he puts down to the mysterious appearance of an African bull el...
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Funny story: Cabbage Farmer Reduced To Begging In The Streets Of London

Cabbage Farmer Reduced To Begging In The Streets Of London

Horatio Hepplewhite, a cabbage farmer from Lincolnshire has resorted to holding out a begging bowl in the streets of London, following this year's catastrophic cabbage crop failure. "I was expecting to harvest about a hundred tons of cabbages," He...
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Funny story: UK Facing Catastrophic Cabbage Shortages

UK Facing Catastrophic Cabbage Shortages

Environmentalists and farmers issued an ominous statement on Sunday, to the effect that not only is the UK facing a double dip recession, but the nation is also likely to be blighted by a serious shortage of cabbages. One observer cited a shortage...
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Funny story: Britain to stop dropping cabbages on Tripoli and start using bombs

Britain to stop dropping cabbages on Tripoli and start using bombs

The Ministry of Defence has announced that British fighter planes will step up their bombing campaign against Libya by switching from cabbages to bombs. The announcement comes weeks after the military campaign to stop the Libyan Government's attac...
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