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A Belgium Farmer Grows Cabbage That Tastes Exactly Like Filet Mignon

Funny story: A Belgium Farmer Grows Cabbage That Tastes Exactly Like Filet Mignon

BRUSSELS, Belgium - Waterloo Zottbergen has been growing cabbage for the past 29 years and in that time he has made a very good living out of it. But he recently discovered a way to grow cabbage that tastes exactly like a filet mignon steak. Zo...

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Cabbages Lack Humanity, Feel No Pain, And Aren't Very Good Swimmers - Study Reveals

Funny story: Cabbages Lack Humanity, Feel No Pain, And Aren't Very Good Swimmers - Study Reveals

A recent Dorking College Of Arts and Technology College research project, involving cabbages has revealed some fascinating facts. But not really all that many. But some is better than none, like a box of chocolates, at least according to Tom Hanks -...

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Cabbages the source of Foot and Mouth

Funny story: Cabbages the source of Foot and Mouth

Many years after the Foot and Mouth epidemic that saw thousands of cows on barbecues the length and breadth of Britain, scientists have finally isolated the source of the outbreak. "There had been many theories as to the source," said Simon Simple...

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Elephant Found In Thriving Herefordshire Cabbage Patch

Funny story: Elephant Found In Thriving Herefordshire Cabbage Patch

As Britain attempts to come to grips with a catastrophic cabbage crop, one smallholder from Hereford has reported that his single acre of land is yielding a record cabbage harvest, which he puts down to the mysterious appearance of an African bull el...

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Cabbage Farmer Reduced To Begging In The Streets Of London

Funny story: Cabbage Farmer Reduced To Begging In The Streets Of London

Horatio Hepplewhite, a cabbage farmer from Lincolnshire has resorted to holding out a begging bowl in the streets of London, following this year's catastrophic cabbage crop failure. "I was expecting to harvest about a hundred tons of cabbages," He...

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UK Facing Catastrophic Cabbage Shortages

Funny story: UK Facing Catastrophic Cabbage Shortages

Environmentalists and farmers issued an ominous statement on Sunday, to the effect that not only is the UK facing a double dip recession, but the nation is also likely to be blighted by a serious shortage of cabbages. One observer cited a shortage...

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Britain to stop dropping cabbages on Tripoli and start using bombs

Funny story: Britain to stop dropping cabbages on Tripoli and start using bombs

The Ministry of Defence has announced that British fighter planes will step up their bombing campaign against Libya by switching from cabbages to bombs. The announcement comes weeks after the military campaign to stop the Libyan Government's attac...

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