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Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party

Funny story: Move By Cameron To Target "Can't Be Bothered" Party

The newly formed "Apathy" party which sprung up almost overnight via social networking websites came in for a slamming by David Cameron at a meeting of The Conservative Party in Scunthorpe Working Men's club last night. "Apathy is endemic in our poli...

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UKIP triumph in Rochester & Screwed

Funny story: UKIP triumph in Rochester & Screwed

Kent - A British far-tight party has swept to orifice in a K*nt by-election won by some turncoat ex-Tory twat. Mark Feckless, 69, won the Rochester and Screwed by-election by 2,920 votes after coming second in a previous Pole. Uh, poll. UK Prim...

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Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Funny story: Labour shadow cabinet minister apologises for spray painting a phallic symbol on a Rochester voter's wall and tweeting a photo of it

Labour front bencher Seely Kau today expressed "regret for any offence I may have caused" after tweeting a photograph she had taken of a Rochester UKIP voter's house on which she had spray painted a phallus. Ms Kau, who lives in a £3 million house...

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Michael Douglas wins Eastleigh By-Election

Funny story: Michael Douglas wins Eastleigh By-Election

"I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" "No, I'm the MP for Eastleigh!" - Hollywood star wins historic victory Holywood star, Michael Douglas, has become the surprise winner of the Eastleigh Byelection. Full name, Michael Douglas Thorton, is best known for...

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Shock for Non Voters

Funny story: Shock for Non Voters

A worrying trend for non voters emerged at the Eastleigh by election when 53% of the electorate voted. Out political correspondent tried to find a non voter representative but there appeared to be only one spokesman available. Jim Snout, a vetera...

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By-election result 'a furious ball of nothing'

Funny story: By-election result 'a furious ball of nothing'

Voters in Eastleigh are today counting the cost at yet another hyped election that fizzled into a complete let-down. Political pundits have reflected that this one initially promised so much colour, then failed to deliver. There were several joke...

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Outrage as Oldham by-election candidates were all straight

There has been outrage in the gay community as it has been revealed that all the political candidates in the Oldham by-election were actually straight. The gay community were up-in-arms at what it described as "deliberate misleading" from the gove...

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Bye Bye Election Result

Funny story: Bye Bye Election Result

New legislation, rushed through Parliament under the guidance of Boris Johnson, has resulted in the by-election at Oldham being declared void. The new legislation determines that a majority of registered voters must vote for the election to be val...

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Former Yodelling Champion Seeks By-Election Victory

Funny story: Former Yodelling Champion Seeks By-Election Victory

Jens De Goor, a former Austrian Yodelling Champion, and Trouser Press Inspector is battling it out in a Somerset by-election, which will be held on November 29th. Recent polls held in the Chew Magna constituency, show that independent candidate De G...

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Michael Jackson to stand in East Cheam by-election

Funny story: Michael Jackson to stand in East Cheam by-election

Pop singer and child welfare expert Michael Jackson today said he was going to stand as a candidate in the forthcoming East Cheam by-election, brought on by the resignation of current MP, Sir Henry Porcine-Trofflehurst. When asked what policies he...

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