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Funny story:  Butter Kills more people than guns, knives, bombs and swine flu

Butter Kills more people than guns, knives, bombs and swine flu

Doctor Marg Best has made a sensational claim for a complete ban on butter claiming it is responsible for the deaths of thousands of people every year from heart disease. Doctor Best claims that butter is more likely to kill you than guns, knives,...
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Funny story:  Thousands of Muslim pilgrims turn to butter while circling the Kaaba

Thousands of Muslim pilgrims turn to butter while circling the Kaaba

Thousands of muslim pilgrims who circled the sacred Kaaba in the Grand Mosque in Mecca, suddenly turned into butter before the unbelieving eyes of millions. Little Black Sambo, and his parents, Black Mumbo and Black Jumbo, were visiting from Pakis...
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Funny story:  Acme Margarine Bowl Hospitalized After Being Beaten By Gang Leader It Called A "Nutter"

Acme Margarine Bowl Hospitalized After Being Beaten By Gang Leader It Called A "Nutter"

The Acme Margarine Bowl, world famous for telling everyone that it is actually "Butter", has been hospitalized in Louisville, Kentucky after it was beaten nearly to death by a gang of young rogues. "It was a sorry sight for me eyes", stated Emerge...
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Funny story:  Fried Butter Added to Food Pyramid: Starlets Rejoice

Fried Butter Added to Food Pyramid: Starlets Rejoice

In a story likely to reach into the very hearts of America and beyond, the Federal Nutrition Council today added fried butter to the food pyramid. Following its introduction at the prestigious foodie event, The Texas State Fair, experts declared the...
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Funny story:  Betty bought a bit of butter only to find it wasn't bitter at all

Betty bought a bit of butter only to find it wasn't bitter at all

Professional shopper Betty Botter has hit the news again following her investigation on behalf of the BBC's Watchdog Programme into the butter buying habits of the British public. Betty Botter was invited onto the programme by the tall, leggy pres...
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Funny story:  Queen sends telegram to TheSpoof.com writer for 100th story!

Queen sends telegram to TheSpoof.com writer for 100th story!

London AssPress:- A London man was shocked to open his snail mail this morning to find an official Queen telegram, congratulating him upon the event of his having written his 100th story for world renowned satirical sweat shop,
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