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Funny story:  Cookies and Corporate Greed; A Better Match Than Oatmeal And Raisin

Cookies and Corporate Greed; A Better Match Than Oatmeal And Raisin

EAU CLAIRE, WI- Everyone knows when the season arrives. It may creep upon you unexpectedly but it's presence quickly and aggressively makes itself known. One knows it's that time of year when a seemingly routine errand is violently interrupted...
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Funny story:  Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

The residents of Dullard Kansas have a new business in town, The Red Garter Daycamp and Childrens Self Discovery Center. The Center owned and operated by 24 year old Sugar Kane formerly of Kansas City Missouri, opened its doors on Monday and the kid...
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Funny story:  "Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign" to Begin

"Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign" to Begin

DENVER, COLORADO - The Best in the West Business Bureau (BIWBB) of Colorado has announced a new campaign to give start-up pot related businesses a boost. Called the "Colorado Pot Friendly Campaign", the BIWBB hopes to draw customers to new businesse...
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Funny story:  Arizona To Pass Anti-Gay Bill?

Arizona To Pass Anti-Gay Bill?

The state of Arizona's Legislature has passed a controversial bill that would allow business owners, as long as they assert their religious beliefs, to deny service to gay and lesbian customers. They say businesses have a right to sell how they wa...
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Funny story:  Arizona Passes A Bill Stating That Businessess Can Refuse Gay and Lesbian Customers

Arizona Passes A Bill Stating That Businessess Can Refuse Gay and Lesbian Customers

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just announced that the bill which allows merchants to refuse to have gays and lesbians in their stores has passed. Governor Brewer said that it is a great day in Arizona now that the bill known as The Fairy Shopp...
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Funny story:  "Pots for your Pot" Businesses Booming in Colorado

"Pots for your Pot" Businesses Booming in Colorado

FORT COLLINS, COLORADO - Pottery businesses in Colorado are experiencing booming sales. Weed users, especially those who don't have acreage, are buying up pots by the dozens to grow their own canniabus. Over the past month, pots of every color...
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Funny story:  Coke Could Kill (and Pepsi May Maim)

Coke Could Kill (and Pepsi May Maim)

Although there is no evidence in the forty-nine other states (or, as yet, even in Washington, D. C.) that drinking soft drinks could be hazardous to consumers' heath, California, The Land of Nuts and Fruits, will require Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and other s...
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Funny story:  Move Over Clydesdales, Bud Lite has New Mascots

Move Over Clydesdales, Bud Lite has New Mascots

ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI - Anheuser-Busch announced today that in light of the difficult economic times, they are making a change in the mascots for Bud Lite and their other alcoholic products. "Feeding 250 Clydesdales that weigh up to 2300 lbs. each...
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Funny story:  KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market

KFC Reveals Acronym Mistake Almost Cost It BILLIONS in the Russian Market

LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY - "We almost lost a billion dollar market in Russia", stated KFC spokesman, Stonewall Jackson VI, today in a news conference to announce its expansion in the former Soviet Union. "When we ordered the KFC signs from a local...
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Funny story:  A Colorado Dump Truck Owner Sells Pot From His Truck

A Colorado Dump Truck Owner Sells Pot From His Truck

DURANGO, Colorado - Dump truck owner Roy "Trucky" Finnflick says that he never realized when he purchased his 2009 dump truck that he would end up using it to haul and sell marijuana. Roy spoke with American Spotlight Magazine and said that he can...
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Funny story:  Pueblo's Porno Supermarket Closes and Reopens As The Big Dipper Pot Shop

Pueblo's Porno Supermarket Closes and Reopens As The Big Dipper Pot Shop

PUEBLO, Colorado - Pueblo's TV Channel 101 has just run a story about one of the oldest pornographic video supermarket stores in The Rocky Mountain State. Channel 101, known as The Big Snowball, reported that the Porno Supermarket located just sou...
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Funny story:  Dr. Phil Says Other States Will Soon Follow Colorado and Washington's "Marijuana Is Legal" Lead

Dr. Phil Says Other States Will Soon Follow Colorado and Washington's "Marijuana Is Legal" Lead

TULSA, Oklahoma - Dr. Phil flew into Tulsa to visit with a man who was his barber back in his high school days. Dr. Phil said that Diego Shimshicky not only was a fantastic barber but he had the best "Glossy Magazines" of any barbershop in the cit...
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Funny story:  Fat Leonard is At It Again! Navy Flushes Out Bogus Charges

Fat Leonard is At It Again! Navy Flushes Out Bogus Charges

After installing flowmeters in the outputs of all Navy ships serviced by Fat Leonard Francis and his company, the Navy was able to compute just how much Fat Leonard was overcharging the Navy. It appears that Fat Leonard was claiming to be suc...
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Funny story:  Introducing "KB Packed Kids" Just In Time For Colorado Christmas

Introducing "KB Packed Kids" Just In Time For Colorado Christmas

The manufacturers of the famous "Cabbage Patch Kids" dolls are offering up a new version just in time for Christmas. The "KB Packed Kids" will be offered up for a fairly steep price in two test markets, Colorado and Washington. What's new with th...
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Funny story:  Boeing To Move To Bangladesh To Hire Sweatshop Workers

Boeing To Move To Bangladesh To Hire Sweatshop Workers

Seattle--- Recently nine billion in tax subsidies were voted by the state legislature in Washington State to give to Boeing Aircraft. It involves 787 tax breaks ands the largest subsidy ever given to a corporation by a state in the nation's history.
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Funny story:  Embittered Man Opens Shelter for Regretful Advertisers

Embittered Man Opens Shelter for Regretful Advertisers

Dateline: NEW YORK-Hugo "Sellout" Slickster, a recovering ex-advertiser, opened The Center for Alienated and Cynical Advertisers (CACA). Its mission is to provide support for advertisers who are withdrawn and embittered because their job forces them...
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Funny story:  Taco Bell Teaming With "Hello Kitty" in 2014

Taco Bell Teaming With "Hello Kitty" in 2014

Taco Bell, anticipating a need to stay ahead of the game, has teamed up with "Hello Kitty" manufacturer to develop a HELLO KITTY HAPPY TIME PINK TACO/GRANDE MEAT BURRITO COMBO Taco Bell has been on a kick for awhile now adding new, unique taco fla...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Loses $200,000 In A Bad Business Deal

Paris Hilton Loses $200,000 In A Bad Business Deal

BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante who is famous for doing nothing has just stated that she has lost $200,000 in a business deal that she was told was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Hilton speaking with Savannah Kett...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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