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Funny story: Cenk Uygur: Extraordinary, Unprecedented Anti-Corporation Rant (2/2)

Cenk Uygur: Extraordinary, Unprecedented Anti-Corporation Rant (2/2)

The epic continues. Well hey... listen up. I'm gonna make you a deal. I'm not gonna tell you, you can't have that burger. I mean, hey... this is America, it's a free country! Well, technically it's not, but you know what I mean... Well, every time you eat a burger, just remember that the people... Sorry, the evil, unaccountable, impersonal, soulless corporations who eat burgers ar...
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Funny story: Aloof Dog Owner Shakes on Insidious Business Deal with Roxie

Aloof Dog Owner Shakes on Insidious Business Deal with Roxie

Laura Preston of Old Oak, Missouri, had no idea what soul-crushing deal she would be solidifying when she prompted six-year-old retriever, Roxie, for a paw last Friday night. "I always ask Roxie to shake before I take out the dry food," said Prest...
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Funny story: New study finds that ties are pointless, dangerous

New study finds that ties are pointless, dangerous

A study released this week by the Michigan Institute of Technology's School of Clothing and Clothes-Wearers has found that ties serve no purpose at all. The study is the result of six years' research, and an estimated $42 million in public funding.
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Funny story: IBM sells itself to self

IBM sells itself to self

From the moment the bell rang, the stock market went bananas. For days it had been rumored that IBM was up to something. For the entire week the stock reflected unusual activity. The volume had increased from its usual daily volume of 12 million to 1...
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Funny story: SouthWest Airline's New "Pass The Bottle" Policy

SouthWest Airline's New "Pass The Bottle" Policy

Phoenix, AZ - Gas prices are on the rise once again, and once again this means that our nation's airlines are busy coming up with sneaky new tactics to gouge a few more dollars out of the old bottom line. This week, SouthWest Airlines announced it's...
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Funny story: Top 10 Off-Putting Company Slogans: Bawsaq Propaganda

Top 10 Off-Putting Company Slogans: Bawsaq Propaganda

Most slogans are meant to persuade you to buy their horrible product, not make you question why you're shopping there. Mr. Bawsaq searched high and low for off putting slogans just for you! Here are the top 10! Enjoy! Walmart - "Cheap goods and terrible service in a megastore where fat old ladies, dirty racists, child abusers, and teenagers with no shame assemble to make you sad to shop here!"...
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Funny story: Walmart Exploits Workers, It's a Matter Of Ethics.

Walmart Exploits Workers, It's a Matter Of Ethics.

AP - Almost exactly a year ago, a Walmart in Ohio made headlines for an employee food drive intended to help support their fellow Walmart workers. Now come reports of additional stores rolling out the donation bins, showing that the retailers really...
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Funny story: World Cup souvenir lets fans control time

World Cup souvenir lets fans control time

Z├╝rich, Switzerland - Busy soccer fans can now extend their hectic days with a new World Cup innovation from FIFA. Called My Time™, the futbol souvenir puts the power of soccer scheduling into the hands of ordinary spectators. Delivered wit...
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Funny story: Women Get Advice On Fox On How To Succeed

Women Get Advice On Fox On How To Succeed

A Fox & Friends segment on Monday warned women looking to succeed in business "not to raise their voices" and not to talk too much. Fox News host Steve Doocy introduced Sylvia Ann Hewlett, author of "Executive Presence." She suggested that w...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Plans to Purchase The Alphabet

Donald Trump Announces Plans to Purchase The Alphabet

New York City, NY - Donald Trump has announced that he intends to buy the English alphabet and expects the deal to close before the end of July. Wall Street investors largely ignored the announcement, having become used to what are generally seen...
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Funny story: Funeral Homes Preparing For Baby Boomer Bonanza

Funeral Homes Preparing For Baby Boomer Bonanza

Funeral homes and undertakers across the United States are said to be "sitting on a goldmine" as millions of so-called 'Baby Boomers' approach death and their final days on earth. Those Baby Boomers not suffering from dementia or Alzheimer's are a...
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Funny story: CeX customers believe it's 1999

CeX customers believe it's 1999

The latest market research from Mintel has revealed that 82% of customers at CeX are mentally stuck in 1999. CeX has hundreds of potent smelling stores across the country, where members of the public trade in box sets of Buffy The Vampire Slayer f...
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Funny story: Mexico Going Out of Business

Mexico Going Out of Business

Mexico City - The United Mexican States - more commonly referred to as simply Mexico - will close its doors later this year after 97 years as a country in its current political form. Modern-day Mexico had its beginnings with the Mexican Revolution in...
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Funny story: English Delivery Service Fires Inept Employees

English Delivery Service Fires Inept Employees

The Owls' Wings, an English delivery service previously labelled as "shitter than the rest", has finally fired its under-performing employees and hired "new and exciting prospects for the future". Ahead of the busy and important summer schedule fo...
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Funny story: 'Better Business Bureau' Changes Name to 'Who Knows Business Bureau'

'Better Business Bureau' Changes Name to 'Who Knows Business Bureau'

Arlington, VA - The Better Business Bureau (BBB) is changing its name to "Who Knows Business Bureau" (WKBB). The change comes after the BBB gave itself a less-than-stellar rating at how it handles customer complaints when that customer files a compl...
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Funny story: Even Apple Can Misfire With High Tech Gadget

Even Apple Can Misfire With High Tech Gadget

Rarely do you hear the words Apple and failure in the same sentence, but Apple (APPL NASDAQ) isn't immune to the vagaries of the technology market. Apple suffered its worst product introduction ever with last month's unveiling of the iPatch.
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Funny story: Cookies and Corporate Greed; A Better Match Than Oatmeal And Raisin

Cookies and Corporate Greed; A Better Match Than Oatmeal And Raisin

EAU CLAIRE, WI- Everyone knows when the season arrives. It may creep upon you unexpectedly but it's presence quickly and aggressively makes itself known. One knows it's that time of year when a seemingly routine errand is violently interrupted...
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Funny story: Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

Mixed Race Lesbian Stripper Opens Daycare In West Kansas

The residents of Dullard Kansas have a new business in town, The Red Garter Daycamp and Childrens Self Discovery Center. The Center owned and operated by 24 year old Sugar Kane formerly of Kansas City Missouri, opened its doors on Monday and the kid...
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John Boehner Admits: I Am a Woman!

John Boehner today admitted what many have suspected for years, he has a vagina. "I have wanted to bring out the truth for so long said Joan through his tears, now I can cry and nave mascara run!
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