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Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated

Funny story: Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated

DENVER, CO - Chipoltes's Co-Chief Executive Officer, Monte Moron, announced today that Chipoltes will no longer employ anyone who has been inoculated. That announcement came on the heels of Chipoltes huge public-relations success of banning geneti...

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God Confirms: Images of Mary Not Present in Tree Bark or Rust Stains

Funny story: God Confirms: Images of Mary Not Present in Tree Bark or Rust Stains

Heaven (CNN) - Saying "Enough is enough," God yesterday released a statement making it clear that He is not creating images of The Virgin Mary, Jesus, any Saints, or any other sort of image in tree bark, rust stains, scars, Cheetos, reflections from...

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Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

Funny story: Taco Bell To Begin Selling A 5-Pound Burrito

IRVINE, California - The largest Mexican food chain in the United States has just announced that they will soon be introducing their new 5-pound burrito. A Taco Bell spokesperson has informed the public that the new menu addition will be available...

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Homeland Security Alerted After First Mexican Short Range Missile Attack Documented in Los Angeles!

Funny story: Homeland Security Alerted After First Mexican Short Range Missile Attack Documented in Los Angeles!

Los Angeles,Ca. Defcon 3 Alert - A 16 year old Mexican-American high school student was arrested today and charged with launching a 'deadly missile' during a low speed encounter on the Los Angeles Freeway with a student from a rival gang. Roberto...

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Captain America is a burrito-stuffed groper

Funny story: Captain America is a burrito-stuffed groper

Melbourne, Florida - (Ass Mess): It's the old battle of the sexes rearing its ugly once again as a New Jersey physician found out last weekend after advice from colleagues in how to succeed with the opposite sex went horribly awry.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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