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Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. IraqBill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."
ISIS renegade fighters terrified of being killed by deadly female attack squad......of indigenous Kurish black widow spiders!
3-D printer being sent to lonesome International Space Station cosmonautsAbsolutely no truth in the vile rumor that the machine will soon be churning out blow-up latex dolls
White House jumper made it through the front doorLuckily security service soon nabbed the wooly pullover on sheer bad taste grounds
Only 38% of Americans Can Name the 3 Branches of US GovernmentRecent poll results indicate vast majority of US citizens dumber than ever before. Cyber addicted, they flock to the latest Apple phones, seeking to redouse themselves in brain-dead video apps. Ugh!!
France launches airstrike against ISIS (or ISIL)France announced it has completed its first air strike against ISIS, or ISIL, or "somebody" in Iran, admitting pilots confused their target with Iraq and asked the Iranians' "pardon."
Roger Goodell's mixed signals: a double standard?Pressured by women's rights groups, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said players may no longer "head-butt" their wives or girlfriends, but allowed the Cowboys' Michael Sam to butt-head his boyfriend.
Biden corrects the record (again)VP Joe Biden says he "misspoke" when he characterized Jews as being "Shylocks." What he meant to say, he said, was "merciless moneylenders." He promises to be more "insensitive" in the future.
"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.
Obama to deploy 3,000 doctors to combat ISILThe United States announced on Tuesday it will send 3,000 doctors to help combat the Islamic terrorist group, ISIL, as part of a ramped-up plan, including a major deployment in Syria.
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