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Funny story: Bahrain Cracks Down On Saran Wrap Burkas

Bahrain Cracks Down On Saran Wrap Burkas

BAHRAIN: In general, the small country of Bahrain is considered one of the more progressive Muslim countries. But with the clerics of the Sunni and Shi'a sects constantly bickering over how the Koran is interpreted regarding faith and morals, most M...
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Funny story: Amy Winehouse diaries found

Amy Winehouse diaries found

Several diaries allegedly written by Amy Winehouse have been found amongst her belongings. Apparently they containing some surprising entries. One recent entry tells of how she loved reading the Spoofs written about her and she was planning t...
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Funny story: German Neo Nazi's Ditch Skin Head Look by Wearing Burkas Instead

German Neo Nazi's Ditch Skin Head Look by Wearing Burkas Instead

In an effort to blend in mainstream society German Nazis are switching to burkhas. The new Nazi uniform is pink and purple and it was chosen via a secret straw poll in a Berlin shopping centre.'I think that we look beautiful,' said Adolph Goebbels...
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Funny story: Burka wearers surveyed

Burka wearers surveyed

Fashion magazine Dazzle (not to be confused with Razzle) has interviewed British women who wear burkas to try to find out the reasons why they cover themselves in such an unusual item of clothing. The most popular response, with a whopping 34%, wa...
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Funny story: White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called "invaluable in hi...
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Funny story: Page Three Behind the Veil!

Page Three Behind the Veil!

Following violent protests in Tunisia and Algeria, a leading Arab state has revealed its intention to modernise with the introduction of 'Page Three Beauties' in its national daily papers. "We should come into the twenty-first century," said an Em...
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Funny story: Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

A long-held belief of male suicide bombers has been that they will get 72 pristine teenage virgins if they die during an act of "Holy Jihad". Now, in a move that will shock many, controversial Imam, Mustapha Fatwa, has announced that female martyrs w...
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Funny story: Italy Plans 'Ban The Burkha' Vote

Italy Plans 'Ban The Burkha' Vote

Italy's right-wing Northern League party has put forward a bill calling for the burkha to be banned in public. The bill comes just weeks after France made the controversial veil illegal on security grounds. If it is passed, observers reckon the pr...
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Funny story: Kate Middleton in nude burkha-trampling vid romp shocker!

Kate Middleton in nude burkha-trampling vid romp shocker!

London - (Reuterus): A tiny swastika-shaped birthmark on her left buttock is just visible in the grainy footage. Looking lean and tanned seven stone vamp Kate is seen trampolining up and down on a burkha that covers what looks like a royal-mammog...
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Funny story: Burqas to be Banned in Iran

Burqas to be Banned in Iran

Tehran Iran: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced today that the Burqa will be banned in Iran, allowing women more human rights as to how they can dress. He also said that the USA, EU and UN should now lift some sanctions on Iran. Diplomats at...
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Funny story: Teheran: 50 % of all burqa wearers are men

Teheran: 50 % of all burqa wearers are men

An undercover film team documenting the protests in Tehran has found how an old secret method, traditionally used by young love-hungry men, now is used by the freedom fighters. "When making our film, in secret of course, we found out that part of...
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Funny story: Blind Muslim student who accidentally used transparent shower curtain as niqab to receive 50 spankings

Blind Muslim student who accidentally used transparent shower curtain as niqab to receive 50 spankings

Brenda Begum has apologised to the Muslim community for walking round the streets of Bradford wearing a see-through shower curtain as a niqab. The 25 year old convert, whose faux pas revealed she's quite a looker, took a bus to the university, whe...
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Funny story: Burka Burning Mommas and Burkinis at The Ramadan Inn

Burka Burning Mommas and Burkinis at The Ramadan Inn

Early this evening the United States announced that they will be opening a military base across the street from Mecca. This brand new facility will be home to Americas' latest fleet of aircrafts and helicopters. Short range missiles armed with nuclea...
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Funny story: Iran Morals Police Arrest Woman For Wearing Crotchless Panties Under Burqa

Iran Morals Police Arrest Woman For Wearing Crotchless Panties Under Burqa

Dateline Tehran: A 63 year old woman was arrested today by the morals police for allegedly wearing crotchless panties under her burqa. The woman, the morals officer explained, was caught flashing a young male in his twenties who complained that...
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Funny story: Byker Grove to be Re-Launched as Burka Grove

Byker Grove to be Re-Launched as Burka Grove

While this reporter likes nothing better than dressing up in a Burka and sitting on a bus with a clock under my arm; it seems the political correctness climate has taken a turn for the worse with revelations from that a contemporary version of Biker...
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Funny story: We are very upset say Bruka supporters

We are very upset say Bruka supporters

Customers of the Swedish design company Bruka are furious following the French parliaments decision to ban the wearing of Bruka in public places. "I have now idea why they would ban such an inoffensive company such as Bruka" said Agnes Movenpick y...
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Funny story: Muslim veil banned on safety grounds

Muslim veil banned on safety grounds

The face covering veils know as 'Niqab' or shuttlecock 'Burqa' are to be banned on health and safety grounds. The ruling marks a breakthrough for the Health and Safety executive who have not been able to pass any 'common sense' laws since the abol...
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Funny story: Burka Ban Is Just The Start - Sarkozy

Burka Ban Is Just The Start - Sarkozy

President Nicolas "Au Naturelle" Sarkozy has won the first step in a year-long plan to make clothes illegal for women. On a day of confusion in France's lower house of parliament, members overwhelmingly approved a bill that would ban wearing the I...
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Spanish senator blames country's 1 trillion euro debt on homosexuals

Luz Elena Sanin says every Spanish gay has been subsidised at around one million dollars apiece by the European Union since 1997. Jeez....


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