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The new one-way burka

In the Midle East, most women wear a head covering of some kind, like the Hijab, Hiqab, or Burka. Most people are aware of the Burka and its religious significance. but don't know the wearing of the Burka is a sign of the highest degree of modesty an...

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Pope wears burka in solidarity with Muslims

The Holy See released a memo detailing how the Holy Father is to extend a sign of solidarity to the peace-loving Islamic community in wake of the terror attacks by the fools of the so called Islamic State. The memo has been translated from the Ita...

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Miley Cyrus Stoned For Being A Whore in Saudi Arabia

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Stoned For Being A Whore in Saudi Arabia

The private jet of Miley Cyrus, the young formerly squeaky clean Mouseketeer turned rich white trash singer, developed electrical problems flying back from a concert in India and was forced to make an emergency landing in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. Th...

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Bahrain Cracks Down On Saran Wrap Burkas

Funny story: Bahrain Cracks Down On Saran Wrap Burkas

BAHRAIN: In general, the small country of Bahrain is considered one of the more progressive Muslim countries. But with the clerics of the Sunni and Shi'a sects constantly bickering over how the Koran is interpreted regarding faith and morals, most M...

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Amy Winehouse diaries found

Funny story: Amy Winehouse diaries found

Several diaries allegedly written by Amy Winehouse have been found amongst her belongings. Apparently they containing some surprising entries. One recent entry tells of how she loved reading the Spoofs written about her and she was planning t...

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German Neo Nazi's Ditch Skin Head Look by Wearing Burkas Instead

Funny story: German Neo Nazi's Ditch Skin Head Look by Wearing Burkas Instead

In an effort to blend in mainstream society German Nazis are switching to burkhas. The new Nazi uniform is pink and purple and it was chosen via a secret straw poll in a Berlin shopping centre.'I think that we look beautiful,' said Adolph Goebbels...

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Burka wearers surveyed

Funny story: Burka wearers surveyed

Fashion magazine Dazzle (not to be confused with Razzle) has interviewed British women who wear burkas to try to find out the reasons why they cover themselves in such an unusual item of clothing. The most popular response, with a whopping 34%, wa...

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White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

Funny story: White House Admits Barney Frank Played Key Role In Osama Bin Laden Killing

The White House and Pentagon admitted in a briefing this morning that Congressman Barney Frank played a key role in the infiltration of the Osama Bin Laden compound and in his eventual killing. The Massachusetts man has been called "invaluable in hi...

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Page Three Behind the Veil!

Funny story: Page Three Behind the Veil!

Following violent protests in Tunisia and Algeria, a leading Arab state has revealed its intention to modernise with the introduction of 'Page Three Beauties' in its national daily papers. "We should come into the twenty-first century," said an Em...

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Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

Funny story: Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

A long-held belief of male suicide bombers has been that they will get 72 pristine teenage virgins if they die during an act of "Holy Jihad". Now, in a move that will shock many, controversial Imam, Mustapha Fatwa, has announced that female martyrs w...

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Italy Plans 'Ban The Burkha' Vote

Funny story: Italy Plans 'Ban The Burkha' Vote

Italy's right-wing Northern League party has put forward a bill calling for the burkha to be banned in public. The bill comes just weeks after France made the controversial veil illegal on security grounds. If it is passed, observers reckon the pr...

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Kate Middleton in nude burkha-trampling vid romp shocker!

Funny story: Kate Middleton in nude burkha-trampling vid romp shocker!

London - (Reuterus): A tiny swastika-shaped birthmark on her left buttock is just visible in the grainy footage. Looking lean and tanned seven stone vamp Kate is seen trampolining up and down on a burkha that covers what looks like a royal-mammog...

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Burqas to be Banned in Iran

Funny story: Burqas to be Banned in Iran

Tehran Iran: President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad announced today that the Burqa will be banned in Iran, allowing women more human rights as to how they can dress. He also said that the USA, EU and UN should now lift some sanctions on Iran. Diplomats at...

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Teheran: 50 % of all burqa wearers are men

Funny story: Teheran: 50 % of all burqa wearers are men

An undercover film team documenting the protests in Tehran has found how an old secret method, traditionally used by young love-hungry men, now is used by the freedom fighters. "When making our film, in secret of course, we found out that part of...

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Blind Muslim student who accidentally used transparent shower curtain as niqab to receive 50 spankings

Funny story: Blind Muslim student who accidentally used transparent shower curtain as niqab to receive 50 spankings

Brenda Begum has apologised to the Muslim community for walking round the streets of Bradford wearing a see-through shower curtain as a niqab. The 25 year old convert, whose faux pas revealed she's quite a looker, took a bus to the university, whe...

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Burka Burning Mommas and Burkinis at The Ramadan Inn

Early this evening the United States announced that they will be opening a military base across the street from Mecca. This brand new facility will be home to Americas' latest fleet of aircrafts and helicopters. Short range missiles armed with nuclea...

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Iran Morals Police Arrest Woman For Wearing Crotchless Panties Under Burqa

Funny story: Iran Morals Police Arrest Woman For Wearing Crotchless Panties Under Burqa

Dateline Tehran: A 63 year old woman was arrested today by the morals police for allegedly wearing crotchless panties under her burqa. The woman, the morals officer explained, was caught flashing a young male in his twenties who complained that...

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Byker Grove to be Re-Launched as Burka Grove

Funny story: Byker Grove to be Re-Launched as Burka Grove

While this reporter likes nothing better than dressing up in a Burka and sitting on a bus with a clock under my arm; it seems the political correctness climate has taken a turn for the worse with revelations from that a contemporary version of Biker...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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