Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton had her arse firmly on show in Paris this weekend. The Queen-to-be's sister was in the capital for a party, and was seen getting in to a convertible, when reporters surrounded them.
The arse, famous for being a...
When Mason Williams was issued a $50 fine for wearing a pair of low rider pants, he got a little pissed off. Pissed off enough to work on creating a new law of his own, "The saggin' butt crack ordinance."
Mason was offended that he had to pay th...
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is planning to beef up his lightweight squad by signing German International Sven Bender.
The hard tackling Borussia Dortmund midfielder caught Wenger's eye in the recent Champion's League match:
"Bender would stiffe...
A startling new phenomenon appears to have permeated celebrity circles, and the goss columnists are calling it "Bum Rage."
Apparently it started this afternoon when sources close to former 'Treasure Hunt' tight trousered helicopter woman, Anneka R...
Nosey neighbours revealed today that they had seen the lady with the world's most talked about posterior, Pippa Middleton, taking advantage of the midday sun by donning a skimpy bikini and doing a spot of sunbathing in her back garden.
Near the sh...
Hot Pippa Middleton made another distinctive impression on British society this morning, in a private ceremony within Westminster Abbey.
During a special service of thanksgiving led by the Bishop of London, Miss Middleton discretely lifted her wil...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, is reported to be on the mend following a traumatic injury sustained upon his 'undercarriage' and believed to have been initiated by a trapped hair follicle in a place nobody in their right mind would ever want to go.
A young Spoofwriter has recently become the 'butt' of his schoolmates' jokes and he is getting tired of it and has decided to do something to rectify the situation.
The young man has consulted a plastic surgeon whose name he found online, and is t...
Salt Lake - Tossed out on the street? According to local hobo, Jimmy 'smells' Fitzugutta, that is just the beginning of your problems if you want to stay in Utah.
Jimmy says he has been followed around by a 'meter maid' carrying a portable parkin...
C-list glamour model Kitty Coststretcher today announced that she would be suing a Brazilian cosmetic surgeon after a botched surgical breast enhancement procedure left her sporting a great big hairy arse on her chest.
Ms Coststretcher claimed tha...
Apprentice plumber Brianna Chidders of Dexter Plumbing & Heating in Des Moines has outgrown her well-worn work jeans and is now in the market for a new pair. "I've been wearing the same pair for more than a year and It's getting to where I just c...
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's on again, off again relationship is apparently off again as Hemsworth told reporters in Australia yesterday.
"I'm finally through with that part of my life. I admit that Miley wore me out. I have a career to think...
According to a new health organisation survey, there has been an increase in people who can no longer reach their own bottoms due to their arms being too short or in some cases, the arse itself has moved further away, either way, there are increasing...
The socialist dominated sexual health authority has finally been shamed into coming clean about the rectums true purpose by Cammi and Cleggy despite threats from the political correctness brigade of the former labour government and many will be shock...
Regular readers of theSpoof.com (If such people actually exist) may recall a story from April 30th 2010, with the headline: 'Chinese Bloke Dies In Eel Up The Bum Prank Gone Wrong.'
Well, we can now report that it's happened again, except this time...
After a trial of wearing skin toned brown coloured panties, Venus Williams has had a bad case shame with Bum Suck Up.
The problem is caused by her new panties. These very tight panties start to slowly make there way to the butt and highlight the e...
Donna, the sophomore who wears bangs to cover up her zitty forehead, got another zit today, except this time it wasn't on her forehead as usual, it was on her butt!
Horrified, the crafty teenager put some Nozema on her butt on Tuesday night. That...
The battle for UA-FS-A Champions League places continues to hot up at the Face Sitting League summit after Liverpool and ARSE-ON Villa both won but Tottenham had to settle for a single seat, while at the 'opposite end' of the table the basement dwell...