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Man Didn't Seem To Notice (Or Care) That His Big, Hairy, Sweaty Ass Was Showing

With a belly that has been perfectly formed over a 30-year period of eating TV Dinners and drinking beer, 55-year-old Shane Wall didn't seem to notice, or even care, that his pants had slipped down at work and that his big, hairy, sweaty ass was show...

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Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness

Funny story: Stilt housing for the street bum ending homelessness

San Francisco, CA - Tubby Bozo, president and CEO of The Bozo Group, an apartment developer in California, announced to a group of reporters at his mansion today the end of homelessness. As previously reported at this link , apartments are expensi...

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No farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!

Funny story: No farts allowed in Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil!

The annual Miss BUMBUM contest in Brazil has been hit with new regulations as bare bummed beauties hit the streets of Rio hoping to win the prize for the nicest bum in Brazil. The competition is furious as the prize is a lot of bucks and, the one-...

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The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

Funny story: The Worm Turns on Justin Bieber

Leslie Van Fleet, whom Justin Bieber likes to call the worm because he's always digging into stuff, has admitted that he and Bieber became chums when Bieber heard him snoring in a dumpster in Los Angeles. "Yes, I'm a genuine dumpster diver but the...

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Man On The Street Says Economy Sucks

Funny story: Man On The Street Says Economy Sucks

Lucas Mattingly, a man on the street, says that the United States economy has gone to S*it. "I blame the President and the continent", he told the people who would stop and listen. He also happened to buttonhole Tom Thatcher, reporter at large (40...

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Oprah extracts the truth out of Lance Armstrong; "it was that damn bum cream" he claims

Funny story: Oprah extracts the truth out of Lance Armstrong; "it was that damn bum cream" he claims

Oprah Winfrey has interviewed Lance Armstrong in a 2 hour session that is due to be sent out on US TV in two parts. Oprah took on the assignment because behind the Armstrong charade she believed there is a real person sitting on his saddle and not a...

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Pippa Middleton's Arse On Full View In Paris

Funny story: Pippa Middleton's Arse On Full View In Paris

Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton had her arse firmly on show in Paris this weekend. The Queen-to-be's sister was in the capital for a party, and was seen getting in to a convertible, when reporters surrounded them. The arse, famous for being a...

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Plumbers protest "butt crack" ordinance

Funny story: Plumbers protest "butt crack" ordinance

When Mason Williams was issued a $50 fine for wearing a pair of low rider pants, he got a little pissed off. Pissed off enough to work on creating a new law of his own, "The saggin' butt crack ordinance." Mason was offended that he had to pay th...

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Arsene Wenger eyes up German Benders

Funny story: Arsene Wenger eyes up German Benders

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is planning to beef up his lightweight squad by signing German International Sven Bender. The hard tackling Borussia Dortmund midfielder caught Wenger's eye in the recent Champion's League match: "Bender would stiffe...

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Bum Rage Erupts As Anneka Rice Insists She Had A Nicer Arse Than Pippa Middleton

Funny story: Bum Rage Erupts As Anneka Rice Insists She Had A Nicer Arse Than Pippa Middleton

A startling new phenomenon appears to have permeated celebrity circles, and the goss columnists are calling it "Bum Rage." Apparently it started this afternoon when sources close to former 'Treasure Hunt' tight trousered helicopter woman, Anneka R...

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Local Man On The Mend After Shattered Undercarriage Trauma

Funny story: Local Man On The Mend After Shattered Undercarriage Trauma

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, is reported to be on the mend following a traumatic injury sustained upon his 'undercarriage' and believed to have been initiated by a trapped hair follicle in a place nobody in their right mind would ever want to go.

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Spoof writer has become the 'butt' of schoolmates' jokes

Funny story: Spoof writer has become the 'butt' of schoolmates' jokes

A young Spoofwriter has recently become the 'butt' of his schoolmates' jokes and he is getting tired of it and has decided to do something to rectify the situation. The young man has consulted a plastic surgeon whose name he found online, and is t...

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Utah parking meters to collect coins from homeless

Funny story: Utah parking meters to collect coins from homeless

Salt Lake - Tossed out on the street? According to local hobo, Jimmy 'smells' Fitzugutta, that is just the beginning of your problems if you want to stay in Utah. Jimmy says he has been followed around by a 'meter maid' carrying a portable parkin...

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Glamour Model Incensed By Botched Cosmetic Surgery

C-list glamour model Kitty Coststretcher today announced that she would be suing a Brazilian cosmetic surgeon after a botched surgical breast enhancement procedure left her sporting a great big hairy arse on her chest. Ms Coststretcher claimed tha...

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Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Funny story: Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders

Apprentice plumber Brianna Chidders of Dexter Plumbing & Heating in Des Moines has outgrown her well-worn work jeans and is now in the market for a new pair. "I've been wearing the same pair for more than a year and It's getting to where I just c...

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Miley Cyrus Loves Spankings, Says Liam Hemsworth

Funny story: Miley Cyrus Loves Spankings, Says Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth's on again, off again relationship is apparently off again as Hemsworth told reporters in Australia yesterday. "I'm finally through with that part of my life. I admit that Miley wore me out. I have a career to think...

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Arse wiping assistance requirements increase

According to a new health organisation survey, there has been an increase in people who can no longer reach their own bottoms due to their arms being too short or in some cases, the arse itself has moved further away, either way, there are increasing...

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Shock news from the medical world

The socialist dominated sexual health authority has finally been shamed into coming clean about the rectums true purpose by Cammi and Cleggy despite threats from the political correctness brigade of the former labour government and many will be shock...

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