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Hospitals to Use Belly Dancers Instead of Anesthesia to Hold Down Costs

Funny story: Hospitals to Use Belly Dancers Instead of Anesthesia to Hold Down Costs

A hospital in Minnesota is considering bringing in belly dancers and Chippendales to use instead of knocking medicine and Anesthesia Technician to hold down the costs of many operations. "We can offer this to the person but if he's married we may...

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Hillary Having Flashbacks Of Gunfire, Dodging Bullets!

Funny story: Hillary Having Flashbacks Of Gunfire, Dodging Bullets!

Hillary Clinton, possible candidate for the Presidency in 2016, has been having flashbacks of the day she got caught in a crossfire and making a narrow escape in Bosnia 17 years ago. We got a copy of a report from a CIA hacked memo of Hillary's co...

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Montana Man Invents Anti-Ball Buster

Funny story: Montana Man Invents Anti-Ball Buster

If Morgan Masterson can finish his creation, and he's very close, he will have invented a protective garment that will keep the family jewels safe and sound under many conditions. "I've made the prototype already and I need to get some volunteers...

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President Obama Now Says That He May Enact A Law Banning Bullets

Funny story: President Obama Now Says That He May Enact A Law Banning Bullets

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama held a White House news conference and he informed the members of the press that he is going to have to show the Republicans that he, Barack Obama, was elected president of the United States and not the nation's pro...

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President Obama Suggests A New Gun Control Proposal

Funny story: President Obama Suggests A New Gun Control Proposal

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has vowed to meet the anti-gun control groups somewhere in the middle of the very heated gun control debate. The president has said that he has consulted half a dozen of his most trusted advisers and he believes...

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VP Joe Biden Reassures US Public That Drug Smuggling From Mexico Cut By Ten Percent..However!

Funny story: VP Joe Biden Reassures US Public That Drug Smuggling From Mexico Cut By Ten Percent..However!

Vice President Joe Biden has spent the past three months making trips from Washington to various areas of the United States/Mexican border and has announced today that drug traffic coming in from Mexico is down by ten percent over the past three year...

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Glamour Guns & Ammo Opens High-End Shop on Rodeo Drive

Funny story: Glamour Guns & Ammo Opens High-End Shop on Rodeo Drive

Proud gun owner Patricia "Pickles" McQuarty of Lubbock, Texas has just announced the grand opening of her new high-end gun shop on fabulous Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, California. The shop will offer some of the finest guns made by manufacturers fr...

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Silver bullet found lodged in White House window

Funny story: Silver bullet found lodged in White House window

Washington - It's traditionally highly effective against werewolves, witches, vampires and other monstrosities firearms experts warned today. However the discovery of a sliver bullet inside security glass in President Obama's office has sent Secur...

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Day Old Bagel Stops Gunshot, Saves Man's Life

Funny story: Day Old Bagel Stops Gunshot, Saves Man's Life

Normally ordering two bagels a day on his morning trek to work, Norman Spelnik, Wall Street Banker, enjoyed a touch of pure luck or perhaps more accurately stated, a benefit of his own poor memory when a forgotten day-old bagel left in his upper ches...

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Man sneezes out bullet through nose

Funny story: Man sneezes out bullet through nose

A freak accident happened at a New Year's Eve celebration in Italy. A bullet actually went through the right side of a man's head, behind his eye socket and lodged in his nasal passage but miraculously did no serious damage to him. Unfortunately,...

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Fabric from planet Krypton 'can stop bullets'; Clark Kent and Dr Shazam aid in tests

Funny story: Fabric from planet Krypton 'can stop bullets'; Clark Kent and Dr Shazam aid in tests

Fabric from the planet Krypton, home of celebrity crime-fighter Superman, has been shown to literally stop bullets in tests carried out by UK scientists at BAE systems in Bristol. A scrap of the material was provided by reporter Clark Kent, known ass...

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Iraqi Woman Cites Magic Bullet Theory In Destruction Of Property

Funny story: Iraqi Woman Cites Magic Bullet Theory In Destruction Of Property

An elderly Iraqi woman claims that two bullets hit her house Tuesday after a coalition forces raid on Sadr City.

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