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Funny story: Bulimics' glee at royal wedding souvenir sickbags

Bulimics' glee at royal wedding souvenir sickbags

London - (Pukka-Chukka-Uppa News): London's self-purging vomiters have queued up all night for the chance to buy the latest royal wedding must-have. At £5 a throw-up the Real Vomit Company's paper bags come in handy sicks-packs and are liveried wi...
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Funny story: Mary-Kate Olsen: My Childhood Sucked. "Those big sacks of money were sooo heavy!"

Mary-Kate Olsen: My Childhood Sucked. "Those big sacks of money were sooo heavy!"

Mary-Kate Olsen, 1/2 of a twin-sister acting team so bereft of talent it took two of them to play one character, is bitching and moaning to Marie Claire about how much the childhood she had --which earned her about $400 million-- "Whaaah, poor me...
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Funny story: Bulimic WVV Epidemic

Bulimic WVV Epidemic

With the festive season well under way, it has transpired that bulimics are deliberately infecting themselves with the norovirus, otherwise known as the Winter Vomiting Virus. This incredibly aggressive virus begins with mild cold symptoms before...
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Funny story: Brown 'looking to Prescott' to stop food wastage

Brown 'looking to Prescott' to stop food wastage

Failed Bulimic Jon Prescott has been singled out by Gordon Brown as one of the main causes of food wastage in the UK.
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Funny story: Prescott unveils new 'stomach pump' diet

Prescott unveils new 'stomach pump' diet

Fat and useless MP John Prescott's risible claims to have suffered from bulimia, have been revealed to be a cynical ploy to publicize his latest slimming book entitled Eat Yourself Thin The Prescott Way it has been revealed tonight. Prescott's die...
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Funny story: Celine Dion: Bulimia makes me sick

Celine Dion: Bulimia makes me sick

Scrawny warbler, Celine Dion, has added her voice to an ad campaign to draw attention to eating disorders. The Titanic singer -as in the song, not as in size - is an avid believer in healthy eating and body health.
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Funny story: Paris Hilton bulimic?

Paris Hilton bulimic?

Twin Towers, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Shrinks at the Twin Towers jail psych ward have reported that Paris Hilton may be bulimic and could have carefully hidden her addition to self-purging for over a decade. The petulant heiress has spent two ni...
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Supreme Court Will Issue Definitive Decision Next Tuesday

At end of 2015 term US Supreme Court will issue its most definitive decision to date,mandating that all in US must now be GAY.Activists celebrate,while religious adherents prep for guerilla warfare.
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