Sources close to former Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher have stated today that senior members of the Tory part are urging her to die. The hope that is Thatcher can be persuaded to slip peacefully away during the run up to George Osbourne's next budg...
Households across Britain have been warned of the imminent dangers presented to their well-being following the disconcerting revelation they were never more than 6 feet away from a fully formed Tory.
The unfathomably populous homo-sapien Torius-ra...
The coalition government today announced a severe reduction in the Ghost and spectre budget. A drop of nearly [strong£20.00 from last years budget of just over £41.00.
Speaking from His under ground lair, David Cameron confirmed the decision
"we ha...
The Ministry of Defence has announced job cuts in the armed forces of over one hundred thousand front line men and women.
"This may sound, at first, like terrible news," said Brigadier Brian Gardener. "It's a huge number of soldiers. What we're ac...
Fresh from the victory of passing the 2012 budget in the U.S. House of Representatives, Congressman Paul Ryan and Congressman Michelle Bachmann took to the steps of the U.S Capitol, calling on Americans to take "bold new steps" to show their support for the Republican-sponsored budget plan.
"This new budget plan is a breath of fresh air," beamed Ryan. "It identifies so-called entitlements for...
Washington D.C.- While the battle over budget cuts continues to wage in the capital today, House Leader John Boehner has made one thing clear, "the private congressional tanning salon IS NOT on the chopping block."
In a heated discussion with Pres...
Today, in the wake of the passing and publication of the revolutionary new budget repair bill, the Walker administration unveiled "Citizen Gamers", a new initiative for disseminating important policy and budgetary information to the public using vide...
The budget cuts sweeping the UK are not leaving the Isle of Wight out, with the Island council asked to trim their budget by twenty percent, or nearly five hundred pounds.
One of the more tragic cuts is the enforced early retirement of Frank Excha...
As the furore continues over budget cuts at local councils, the media are getting ever more desperate to point the finger of blame at wasteful councils. The latest such finger-pointing has been levelled at Tameside Council in Greater Manchester.
In 2006 it was identified that sickness and illness were costing the council millions of pounds. Action was taken, and thirty thousand pounds was spent...
The North Central state of Wisconsin is facing major disruption over the coming weeks as public unrest continues to build over massive budget cuts.
Its anticipated that over 70,000 demonstrators will bring the state capital of Madison to a halt to...
WASHINGTON D.C. - The Tea Party routinely campaigns on cutting the size of government, and statements made by elected tea party members now show us just how they plan on doing so.
With Washington talking about various proposals to reduce the defic...
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May will return for a new series of Top Gear in the New Year, but the popular motoring magazine show will be the subject of severe budget cuts.
"We will not be replacing the Stig," said show producer Morr...
Vanessa Whitburn, the editor of The Archers, has complained to BBC bosses that budget cuts mean far too many scenes have to be on the phone.
"It's starting to show," she says.
By setting a scene with several characters on their mobiles it is p...
In a rare show of bipartisan unity, leaders of the Democratic and Republican parties agreed to make the following pledge to the American people:
"We pledge not to ask Americans for shared sacrifice in order to eliminate the deficit. Republicans will keep repeating no new taxes, Democrats will refuse to budge on entitlement spending, and neither party will propose cuts in defense. Both parties...
#3 was taken at gun point to a dock in the cavern.
"Odd," she thought to herself, "Isn't this below sea level."
Mark read her thoughts, "Yes it is below sea level my dear, a special lock allows us this docking area."
"But for what ?" she gestured at the water, "there's no boat."
"Ahhhh, but that's where you're mistaken, it is not just a boat, but a submarine, the likes you've never see...
In an effort to cut budgets by a quarter, central government has asked local governments to cut inessential jobs from their payroll.
The call comes after Bedlington Council were discovered to be employing cheerleaders to go around local events and...
The Con-Dems have announced that the education budget will be cut by over one billion pounds from Labour's original budget. This represents a cut of one quarter, or a week's worth of fighting in Afghanistan.
Labour's plan of rebuilding or refurbis...
George Osborne has been laying out his plan for reducing the six billion Stirling budget deficit in the UK, and it will be a bitter pill to swallow, in part because sugar is to be removed from all oral medication.
The standard cuts of not employin...