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No Interest In The Interest Rate

The unthinkable has happened to our fair island and we're not talking about the three consecutive days of sun we've had. The UK has cut the interest rates to 0.25% we hit the streets and asked "normal" people what they thought about the cuts. Mike...

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Tax Hike and Budget Cuts To Pad Chinese Failing Stock Market

Funny story: Tax Hike and Budget Cuts To Pad Chinese Failing Stock Market

With the recent major drop in the Chinese stock market, the President has ordered Congress to begin emergency planning on how to keep the failing stocks from crashing completely. One of the proposed plans is a national tax hike and even more budget...

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Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Funny story: Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan's much anticipated budget report was released and as expected he really sticks it to America's poor, in fact he kills them! The new strategy called "Soylent Purple" amazingly cuts spending and balances the budget is just six months. I...

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Guillotine candidate George Osborne says "Let them eat Cake"

Funny story: Guillotine candidate George Osborne says "Let them eat Cake"

Freezing pensioners who can't afford to shop anywhere else but Lidul have been subject to cake bombardment from George Osbornes Palace windows in Versailles, Knightsbridge. Cries of "Let them eat cake" have been heard from within. Media articles p...

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NSA sneaks into damp basement tea party meeting on government shutdown etc

Funny story: NSA sneaks into damp basement tea party meeting on government shutdown etc

Anonymous NSA sources are now revealing the latest surveillance deep inside an old textbook building where current tea party aficionados are planning strategy. The nature of this surveillance is not clear although deployment of tiny insect drones...

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Osborne Cuts! (the throat of the country)

Funny story: Osborne Cuts! (the throat of the country)

"George Osborne Makes Cuts". Is a headline that would make every voter jump for joy and scream "deeper"! The image it conjures up is one of unbridled happiness as we watch a YouTube special of Mr Osborne sat at his desk his blue blood dripping slowly...

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Congressional plan to balance budget

Funny story: Congressional plan to balance budget

Washington DC - With the threat of the physical cliff eminent, a maverick group congressional leaders is dealing with the issue. "The 2% are running out of sources of income. But we know where the money is. Old people", related a congressman,...

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Thatcher urged to slip away

Funny story: Thatcher urged to slip away

Sources close to former Prime Minister Baroness Thatcher have stated today that senior members of the Tory part are urging her to die. The hope that is Thatcher can be persuaded to slip peacefully away during the run up to George Osbourne's next budg...

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Householders warned they are never more than six feet away from a Tory

Households across Britain have been warned of the imminent dangers presented to their well-being following the disconcerting revelation they were never more than 6 feet away from a fully formed Tory. The unfathomably populous homo-sapien Torius-ra...

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Con dems 50% reduction in ghost and spectre budget

Funny story: Con dems 50% reduction in ghost and spectre budget

The coalition government today announced a severe reduction in the Ghost and spectre budget. A drop of nearly [strong£20.00 from last years budget of just over £41.00. Speaking from His under ground lair, David Cameron confirmed the decision "we ha...

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Budget Cuts at the Ministry of Defence

Funny story: Budget Cuts at the Ministry of Defence

The Ministry of Defence has announced job cuts in the armed forces of over one hundred thousand front line men and women. "This may sound, at first, like terrible news," said Brigadier Brian Gardener. "It's a huge number of soldiers. What we're ac...

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Walking the Talk: House Republicans,Glenn Beck Call on Americans to Reject Medicare, Veterans Benefits

Funny story: Walking the Talk: House Republicans,Glenn Beck Call on Americans to Reject Medicare, Veterans Benefits

Fresh from the victory of passing the 2012 budget in the U.S. House of Representatives, Congressman Paul Ryan and Congressman Michelle Bachmann took to the steps of the U.S Capitol, calling on Americans to take "bold new steps" to show their support for the Republican-sponsored budget plan. "This new budget plan is a breath of fresh air," beamed Ryan. "It identifies so-called entitlements for...

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Boehner Refuses to Cut Funding to Congressional Tanning Salon

Funny story: Boehner Refuses to Cut Funding to Congressional Tanning Salon

Washington D.C.- While the battle over budget cuts continues to wage in the capital today, House Leader John Boehner has made one thing clear, "the private congressional tanning salon IS NOT on the chopping block." In a heated discussion with Pres...

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Governor Walker Announces "Budget Blaster" Video Game

Today, in the wake of the passing and publication of the revolutionary new budget repair bill, the Walker administration unveiled "Citizen Gamers", a new initiative for disseminating important policy and budgetary information to the public using vide...

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Isle of Wight News - Traffic lights to be automated

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Traffic lights to be automated

The budget cuts sweeping the UK are not leaving the Isle of Wight out, with the Island council asked to trim their budget by twenty percent, or nearly five hundred pounds. One of the more tragic cuts is the enforced early retirement of Frank Excha...

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Tameside spent £30,000 on Lifestyle Schemes, now must cut £100million

Funny story: Tameside spent £30,000 on Lifestyle Schemes, now must cut £100million

As the furore continues over budget cuts at local councils, the media are getting ever more desperate to point the finger of blame at wasteful councils. The latest such finger-pointing has been levelled at Tameside Council in Greater Manchester. In 2006 it was identified that sickness and illness were costing the council millions of pounds. Action was taken, and thirty thousand pounds was spent...

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Major Unrest In Wisconsin

Funny story: Major Unrest In Wisconsin

The North Central state of Wisconsin is facing major disruption over the coming weeks as public unrest continues to build over massive budget cuts. Its anticipated that over 70,000 demonstrators will bring the state capital of Madison to a halt to...

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Top Gear 2011, budget cuts announced

Funny story: Top Gear 2011, budget cuts announced

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May will return for a new series of Top Gear in the New Year, but the popular motoring magazine show will be the subject of severe budget cuts. "We will not be replacing the Stig," said show producer Morr...

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