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Funny story:  Major League Baseball Will Begin Using Red Baseballs In 2014

Major League Baseball Will Begin Using Red Baseballs In 2014

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming from the office of MLB Commissioner Bud Selig is that MLB will be testing out a red baseball prior to the opening of the 2014 baseball season. The commissioner said that he got the idea from China where professional bas...
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Funny story:  Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

Move over Caligula and Dracula, A-Rod is Here

ON THE CUSP OF EGOMANIA - Never enter a situation where you working with a kookoo bird with a litigation complex. If you are sued by a psychotic with millions of dollars-or even a sociopath with unlimited resources, your time will be squandered.
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Funny story:  Major League Baseball Wants To Put An End To Those Utterly Silly Bench Clearing Brawls

Major League Baseball Wants To Put An End To Those Utterly Silly Bench Clearing Brawls

MILWAUKEE - Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig was in Milwaukee visiting a childhood friend when he was approached by Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. She asked the commissioner if there were any new rules that MLB is...
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Funny story:  A-Rod To Open A Chain Of Cheating Clinics

A-Rod To Open A Chain Of Cheating Clinics

Trenton, New Jersey -- Alex Rodriguez plans to put his experience as a professional cheater to work. He announced today the creation of Cheat America, a national network of storefront clinics, providing products and services that help cheaters prospe...
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Funny story:  Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter lost bet and legally changes his name

Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter lost bet and legally changes his name

STUPIDVILLE - It was an unfortunate bet on a fortunate player. New York Yankees shortstop, Derek Jeter found himself in a bad bet likened to O.J. Simpson trouble. Jeter embarrassed by the bet was hoping that he would be forgiven, yet to no avail,...
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Funny story:  Yankees/Tigers playoff games will be played in the 'rain'

Yankees/Tigers playoff games will be played in the 'rain'

Detroit, Michigan - The forecast for Detroit is partly cloudy, but the remaining games of the American League Division Series between the New York Yankees and Detroit Tigers will be played in an off and on downpour. The wet weather guarantee is be...
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Funny story:  Roger Clemens Is Furious That All Of This Trial BS Is Costing Him Lots of Money In Commercial Endorsements

Roger Clemens Is Furious That All Of This Trial BS Is Costing Him Lots of Money In Commercial Endorsements

WASHINGTON, D.C. - During Roger Clemens illustrious major league baseball career which spanned 24 years he never faced the situation that he is presently facing. The infamous pitcher known as "The Rocket" is getting ready to enter into a perjury t...
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Funny story:  Major League Baseball Bans Spitting

Major League Baseball Bans Spitting

In a bold attempt to improve its image, Bud Selig, Commissioner of Major League Baseball, yesterday announced that, effective immediately, spitting has been banned from the sport. "Little old ladies throughout America have long complained about th...
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Funny story:  Major League Baseball to Be Replaced

Major League Baseball to Be Replaced

Beginning next year, 2009, the period between the end of March to the beginning of October, for many Americans, will no longer be a time of merriment and great joy. In fact, it could be said that that time frame will be a time of loss, tears, and ma...
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Funny story:  Selig Resigns!

Selig Resigns!

NEW YORK - Bud Selig has resigned his post as Commissioner of Major League Baseball. Announcing his retirement before a large gathering of hot dog vendors, batboys, and steroid salesmen, Selig said, "Today, I consider myself the luckiest man...
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