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Funny story: Return of the flesh-eating Brussels sprouts

Return of the flesh-eating Brussels sprouts

London - Shoppers were being warned today to be on the lookout for a toxic crop of the reviled Christmas veg linked to a notorious flesh eating bug. Reports say the tainted sprouts may be the result of GM experiments into meat tenderizing technol...
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Funny story: Sprout Disaster Fear

Sprout Disaster Fear

Prime Minister, David Cameron, has made a desperate bid to stop the Brussels Sprout mountain getting any bigger. Currently British tax papers are having to contribute £30 million annually to keep the Sprout Mountain in place. Next year the European C...
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Funny story: Evil Sprouts: Created By Satan, Official!

Evil Sprouts: Created By Satan, Official!

In a shock discovery by Terry O'Flannell, 54, Brussels sprouts have been proven to be the creation of Satan. Long thought of as the tiny cousin of a cabbage, sprouts are known for their potent gas making capabilities and foul and disgustingly horr...
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