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Funny story: Europe's Sensational Salad Situation

Europe's Sensational Salad Situation

Scandal, corruption and buggery are all word we associate with the EU and the MEPs that inhabit the corridors of their Brussels hive. Scurrying like parasites looking for the next teat of the taxpayer to suckle at, growing fat on the efforts of those...
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Funny story: Germany prepares V2 rockets to target deadbeats

Germany prepares V2 rockets to target deadbeats

BRUXELLES - German Chancellor Angela Merkel screamed at the summit here to this reporter: "The Euro just doesn't get any respect! Ve Vill Ve Vill Vocket You." She ordered the European Commission and the European Court of Justice to use powerful V2...
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Funny story: EU Ruling Means Smaller Tea Bags From Next Year!

EU Ruling Means Smaller Tea Bags From Next Year!

Following a ruling passed in Brussels last week the size of a tea-bag sold or brewed within EU member states is to be a maxiumum 20mm x 23mm from next year - slightly smaller than a traditional British postal stamp. During the last six months man...
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Funny story: EU bans the term "sausage roll"

EU bans the term "sausage roll"

Bigwigs in Brussels have banned the use of the name "sausage roll" after a lengthy EU debate. EU scientists tested 10,000 sausage rolls from all over the UK and did not manage to make a single one roll. "Every one of them has at least one flat...
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Funny story: Britain's "Great" Heritage Under Threat From European Interference

Britain's "Great" Heritage Under Threat From European Interference

We will fight them on the beaches before long, if as is being reported today, bonkers Brussels bureaucrats soon pass a new law that's on their mad agenda which will force Great Britain to drop its Great prefix by 2015. It seems that, as some woul...
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Funny story: 'Lord' Mandelson still waiting for gravy train

'Lord' Mandelson still waiting for gravy train

'Lord' Peter Mandelson was spotted by a sharp-eyed reader standing crestfallen on Brussels station beside his neatly labelled luggage. A porter, wearing the new EU uniform of stars round his hat and large gold epaulettes, said that le Petit Twerp,...
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Funny story: Secret Travel Hot Spots: Brussels and the Pissing Boy

Secret Travel Hot Spots: Brussels and the Pissing Boy

Part five in a series of unique and little known attractions hidden within the world's most popular travel destinations. One of the most visited attractions within the city centre of Bruxelles (Brussels), Belgium is perhaps the smallest in stature and grandeur. While close up pictures tend to feature the cherub with amazing detail suggesting larger scale, the first time visitor may be shocked...
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Funny story: The Spoof Club in Brussels

The Spoof Club in Brussels

Part One It was a private club. The kind you might find down a dark alley in the warehouse district of San Francisco, but not as outwardly flamboyant as the Trocadero might be on a Wednesday night. Members knew it only as the "Skoob and Thistle", slightly reminiscent of a small Scottish pub replete with solid brick exterior walls and a single, windowless, hardwood door stained in walnut brown...
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Funny story: Fanimal Flees Edinburgh, Cornered in Brugge

Fanimal Flees Edinburgh, Cornered in Brugge

Still wanted by Interpol in Europe, Fanimal Peperami was reportedly seen in at least three countries since his last reported sighting in the U.K. a week ago. Found in Scotland frequenting numerous pubs on Rose Street in Edinburgh, patrons reported se...
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Funny story: BNP leader threated with jail if he takes his Euro MP's seat

BNP leader threated with jail if he takes his Euro MP's seat

The leader of the BNP and newly-elected Euro MP, Ron Nasty, has been threated with jail even before the new European Parliament session begins next week. The speaker of the House of MEPs, Dutch MEP Dimme Whitte has told Mr Nasty, in no uncertain t...
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Funny story: Dreadlock fears on EU constitution

Dreadlock fears on EU constitution

EU leaders are struggling to finalise a constitution and choose a new European Hairstyle, at a second day of talks in Brussels.
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