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Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Funny story: Once-popular Girls' Names Now Bomb with Newborns' Parents

Somewhere Over the Rainbow, USA -- After Olympics swimmer Bruce ("The Deuce") Jenner, Breakfast of Champions, announced his new identity as a "woman" named Caitlyn, the name has become more unpopular with parents of newborns than any other girls' nam...

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Bruce "Caitlyn" Jenner Wasn't Popular Before; Philosophers ask, "Why Now?"

The recent controversy over Bruce Jenner cutting off his genitals and getting a boob job has been seen everywhere. But a philosopher has a question for those who worship him/her/it. "Why did you decide to like Bruce Jenner now, instead of before...

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Kim Kardashian (who?) swallowed pills on TV!

Funny story: Kim Kardashian (who?) swallowed pills on TV!

A young lady, not her father, called Kim Kardashian (Before we continue can someone explain to the world what she has actually done to become so famous? Answers to Jaggedone's CIA 'Cockroach Infiltration Army' HQ and the winner will receive a copy of...

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Ted Cruz: "Call Me Tatyana"

Funny story: Ted Cruz: "Call Me Tatyana"

Odessa Tx:Sen Ted Cruz(R)TX has a secret, and he is about to expose it in an upcoming issue of "Horse and Hound" magazine. Cruz has been busy doing a cover shoot for the equestrian inclined mag since April. "I'm sooooo excited about this cover...

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Black Cat Who Successfully Sued Owner For Not Recognizing Him As A White Dog Killed

Funny story: Black Cat Who Successfully Sued Owner For Not Recognizing Him As A White Dog Killed

A black cat named 'Mike', who successfully sued his former owner for not recognizing that he is in fact a white dog trapped inside the wrong body with the wrong colored skin, has died. The law suit, which was filed last week in Fort Lauderdale, Fl...

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Caitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else

Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner Blasts Rachel Dolezal for Pretending to Be Someone Else

CALABASAS, CA - Caitlyn Jenner, previously known as Bruce Jenner, lambasted Rachel Dolezal for pretending to be someone else. Dolezal came to media attention when her white parents publicly stated that Dolezal is a white woman posing as black NAAC...

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Caitlyn Jenner Now Selling Reversible Bracelet: WWCD-WWBD

Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner Now Selling Reversible Bracelet: WWCD-WWBD

BILLINGSGATE POST: Whether you wish to call him by his baptized name, Bruce, or by her Irish name, Caitlyn, be assured that Jenner will profit from it. After his revealing pose on the cover of Vanity Fair, for which he received untold millions, Je...

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It's Just A Man In A Dress Says Old Lady

Funny story: It's Just A Man In A Dress Says Old Lady

89 Year old Betty Jenkins, from Savannah Georgia, says she is completely befuddled by the hype surrounding so called "courageous hero" Bruce Jenner and his alter ego Caitlyn Jenner. "It's a man in a dress, with a wig, dollops of make up in an imag...

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President Obama: If I Ever Did A Bruce Jenner, One Of Those Baltimore Cops Might Be Me

Funny story: President Obama: If I Ever Did A Bruce Jenner, One Of Those Baltimore Cops Might Be Me

BILLINGSGATE POST: When President Obama said, "If I had a son, he'd look like Trayvon Martin," he obviously identified with Trayvon because they were both African American. On the other hand, when the pictures of the six Baltimore police office...

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Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Bruce Jenner shocked the world with his announcement that "he" plans on having his genitals replaced, so "he" can be the woman of his dreams. Once the sex-change surgery is completed, Mr. Jenner plans to complete his transformation...

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Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Funny story: Diane "Duane" Sawyer Also Outed At Big Jenner Interview."

Malibu, CA - Production Assistant, Alicia Glitz, was just trying to scratch her way up to the mid-level ranks of the hair and make-up department, in the dog-eat-dog entertainment industry, when she scored a job on the big Bruce Jenner interview, with...

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Bruce Jenner Learning How To Throw "Like A Girl."

Funny story: Bruce Jenner Learning How To Throw "Like A Girl."

Ex-patriarch to the Kardashian Royal Family, Bruce Jenner, 65, is reportedly going to all imaginable lengths, in order to complete his transformation into womanhood. The former Olympic Champion apparently wants nothing more to do with being able t...

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Latest fad in body modification: customized nipples

Some folks think nipples are intrinsically sexy. Others think they're just plain gross. Whether one finds nipples appealing or appalling, she (or, for that matter, he) can now do something about it, thanks to Nipped in the Bud. "We customize your...

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Bruce Jenner, hearing rumors of his alleged sex change, pouts

MALLEABLE MALIBU -- Olympic has-been, athlete Bruce Jenner has become obsessed with wearing women's undergarments, which have led to rumors, allegedly spread by his wife Kris (note the masculine name of his bitter half), that the former track-and-fie...

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Bruce Jenner Admits He Recieved A Lot of Womanly Tips From Kim Kardashian's Masseuse

Funny story: Bruce Jenner Admits He Recieved A Lot of Womanly Tips From Kim Kardashian's Masseuse

HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Jenner, who by all accounts is on his way to becoming a her, confided a very personal fact to Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette. Jenner told Miss Kixx that he learned a lot of womanly things from his wife Kris Kardashian-J...

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Bruce Jenner Says He'll End Up Much Prettier Than His Wife Kris Kardashian-Jenner

Funny story: Bruce Jenner Says He'll End Up Much Prettier Than His Wife Kris Kardashian-Jenner

LOS ANGELES - Bruce Jenner has said that he has always liked the female name Bridget, as in Bridget Bardot. He has suggested that he will most probably pick that as his female name after he goes through his SRS (sexual reassignment surgery). J...

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Russell Brand Tells Bruce Jenner He Wants To Date Him After He Has His Sex-Change Operation

Funny story: Russell Brand Tells Bruce Jenner He Wants To Date Him After He Has His Sex-Change Operation

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand and Bruce Jenner have always been good friends, but Brand recently said that one day he hopes to be even closer friends. Brand spoke with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant in West Hol...

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Bruce Jenner To Let The Inner Woman Come On Out

Funny story: Bruce Jenner To Let The Inner Woman Come On Out

BEVERLY HILLS - The word coming out of LaLaLand is that Bruce Jenner, who was the 1976 Olympic Decathlon champion, will be transitioning into womanhood. The 64-year-old husband of Kris Kardashian-Jenner was recently spotted coming out of The Tinse...

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