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Funny story: Walmart adding casinos and brothels?

Walmart adding casinos and brothels?

An undisclosed source revealed today that the world's largest retailer, Walmart, is in the process, and making plans to place Mini-casinos in all of their Super stores. Joe Conforte, ex Nevada brothel owner has been approached at his South Americ...
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Funny story: German girl on the dole offered job in brothel by Jobcentre!

German girl on the dole offered job in brothel by Jobcentre!

Being on the dole in Germany is slightly different to elsewhere in Europe as the case of a a 19 year-old girl in Augsburg has proven. The local jobcentre offered her a job in a brothel because they were looking for a cleaning lady to clean up the pla...
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Funny story: 'A London brothel called The Vatican' revealed in Thatcher archives

'A London brothel called The Vatican' revealed in Thatcher archives

London - Newly released papers under the 30 year rule show officials turned a blind eye to the existence of the Central London cat house, it has been revealed. St Pussycats made a ton of dosh and even won a government bite mark - er...kite mark! -...
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Funny story: English Town Accidentally 'Twinned' With French Brothel

English Town Accidentally 'Twinned' With French Brothel

The residents of the sleepy Cotswold town of Stains-on-Pillowcase have today suffered a rude awakening when it emerged that due to an administrative error their town had been twinned with, O La La Bonk, which it now transpires is actually a Brothel i...
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Funny story: Max Mosley defends lurid BDSM slurs against 'Churchill: The Hollywood Years' actor

Max Mosley defends lurid BDSM slurs against 'Churchill: The Hollywood Years' actor

London - He's still pretty much sore-assed at the Sunday Smearer lawsuit that saw him win 'paltry' £60,000 damages for hurts suffered by the paper's perverted Nazi sex allegations. But S&M aficionado Max Mosley spoke today in defence of David...
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Funny story: Local Brothel Delivers Petition to Town Hall

Local Brothel Delivers Petition to Town Hall

The two owners of a Birmingham brothel were in Birmingham today, delivering a petition to the city's governing body appealing to stop a middle-class family from purchasing the house next door. Sergei & Rita Derge, who have ran the brothel clos...
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Funny story: Dartmoor Nazi sex dungeon was popular tourist facility

Dartmoor Nazi sex dungeon was popular tourist facility

Devon - A Plymouth Crown Court heard this week how tourism had trebled in the Lee Mill village area with the opening of a Nazi-themed S&M brothel. Straightjacket Cottage was packed with whips, masks, paddles, handcuffs, shackles and Nazi sex r...
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Funny story: Up The Buses! - Part 13B.

Up The Buses! - Part 13B.

You have been away, what's your problem, where have you been? Continued from Up The Buses! - Part 13A Up The Buses! - Part 13A." ACT 2, Scene 6 Camera 4 pans close up to Blakeys face, beads of sweat can be seen on his reddened face. Blakeys eyes are on stalks, frothing foaming from his mouth and gasping for air all at the same time. BLAKEY: "I have never seen anything like tha...
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Funny story: Afghan Brothels Lobby Against Troop Premature Evacuation

Afghan Brothels Lobby Against Troop Premature Evacuation

While U.S. and international coalition forces update their plans for total departure from Afghan territories, local brothels are appealing to the Karzai government to postpone early troop withdrawal. Speaking on behalf of the UPA, (United Pimps of...
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Funny story: Brothel to Become Museum

Brothel to Become Museum

A former brothel in Taiwan has been turned into a Museum with exhibits reminding visitors of the previous facilities provided at the building. This idea has been examined by the Coalition Government with the clever trick of reversing the process b...
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Funny story: Oregon cat houses batten down the hatches at Rooney 'conditioning training' arrival

Oregon cat houses batten down the hatches at Rooney 'conditioning training' arrival

Nike Town, Oregon - (Offside Mess): It's Man U's equivalent of Coleen's recent Lourdes trip to pray for a nuptial miracle from the Virgin. And it will see wayward striker Wayne Rooney put through his paces in an aversion therapy week to restore a...
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Funny story: Former Brothel King with HUD

Former Brothel King with HUD

An undisclosed source in Washington revealed yesterday that recent unemployment figures and home sales decline had caused HUD to come up with some drastic measures. He indicated that HUD had contacted Nevada brothel owner, Joe Conforte, who is presen...
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Funny story: Canadian judge overturns brothel ban

Canadian judge overturns brothel ban

The Ontario superior court has overturned a motion regarding the banning of brothels within the region following a counter motion submitted by three Canadian street girls. One of the women who bought the counter motion, Terri Bedwell had told the...
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Funny story: Granny Brothel Closed In Florida!

Granny Brothel Closed In Florida!

"Want to have a good time old boy?" was their opening line every single time a granny went along the bars along the beach in Haskins, Florida, a small village near the Gulf Coast. It was delivered by a well-dressed 69-87 year-old with white hair and...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Sea View Hotel gets a third star!

Isle of Wight News - Sea View Hotel gets a third star!

Madam Bagnio, 58, owner of Bawdy House Bed and Breakfast in Sea View is overjoyed today after the Isle of Wight Tourist Board awarded her hotel three stars this week. The extra star makes all the difference to Madam Bagnio, as it puts Bawdy House...
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Funny story: Abasement brothel busted in Chinese Paris Hilton

Abasement brothel busted in Chinese Paris Hilton

Chongqing - (Reuterus): A police dawn raid has shut down the notorious Purple Pussyfat brothel in Chongqing's Paris Hilton Hotel. Over 100 clients and sex workers were arrested including the city's award winning transvestite hookers catering to th...
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Funny story: 'Happy endings' massage boss cleared

'Happy endings' massage boss cleared

Bedfordshire police have been humiliated after the owner of bungalow in Chalton Heights was cleared of running a brothel from the property. An investigation into the goings-on at the property was initiated after adverts appeared in local newspape...
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Funny story: Devon's Nazi sex dungeon raided

Devon's Nazi sex dungeon raided

Lee Mill, Devon - (Sieg Heil!): So far there have been no reports of Max Mosley in the vicinity! But a police raid on a harmless-looking Devon semi today revealed an astonishiong array of be-swastika'd sex aids that would have made the notorious...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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