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Miley Cyrus New Stage Show To Feature Actual Amsterdam Brothels

Funny story: Miley Cyrus New Stage Show To Feature Actual Amsterdam Brothels

The company behind the next Miley Cyrus live tour have announced they are planning to demolish a whole row of Brothels in Amsterdam, ship them to the US and have them re-built brick by brick, ready for the 2015 World Tour. Spokesman for 'Rebel Bu...

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Walmart adding casinos and brothels?

Funny story: Walmart adding casinos and brothels?

An undisclosed source revealed today that the world's largest retailer, Walmart, is in the process, and making plans to place Mini-casinos in all of their Super stores. Joe Conforte, ex Nevada brothel owner has been approached at his South Americ...

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German girl on the dole offered job in brothel by Jobcentre!

Being on the dole in Germany is slightly different to elsewhere in Europe as the case of a a 19 year-old girl in Augsburg has proven. The local jobcentre offered her a job in a brothel because they were looking for a cleaning lady to clean up the pla...

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'A London brothel called The Vatican' revealed in Thatcher archives

Funny story: 'A London brothel called The Vatican' revealed in Thatcher archives

London - Newly released papers under the 30 year rule show officials turned a blind eye to the existence of the Central London cat house, it has been revealed. St Pussycats made a ton of dosh and even won a government bite mark - er...kite mark! -...

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English Town Accidentally 'Twinned' With French Brothel

Funny story: English Town Accidentally 'Twinned' With French Brothel

The residents of the sleepy Cotswold town of Stains-on-Pillowcase have today suffered a rude awakening when it emerged that due to an administrative error their town had been twinned with, O La La Bonk, which it now transpires is actually a Brothel i...

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Max Mosley defends lurid BDSM slurs against 'Churchill: The Hollywood Years' actor

Funny story: Max Mosley defends lurid BDSM slurs against 'Churchill: The Hollywood Years' actor

London - He's still pretty much sore-assed at the Sunday Smearer lawsuit that saw him win 'paltry' £60,000 damages for hurts suffered by the paper's perverted Nazi sex allegations. But S&M aficionado Max Mosley spoke today in defence of David...

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Local Brothel Delivers Petition to Town Hall

The two owners of a Birmingham brothel were in Birmingham today, delivering a petition to the city's governing body appealing to stop a middle-class family from purchasing the house next door. Sergei & Rita Derge, who have ran the brothel clos...

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Dartmoor Nazi sex dungeon was popular tourist facility

Funny story: Dartmoor Nazi sex dungeon was popular tourist facility

Devon - A Plymouth Crown Court heard this week how tourism had trebled in the Lee Mill village area with the opening of a Nazi-themed S&M brothel. Straightjacket Cottage was packed with whips, masks, paddles, handcuffs, shackles and Nazi sex r...

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Up The Buses! - Part 13B.

Funny story: Up The Buses! - Part 13B.

You have been away, what's your problem, where have you been? Continued from Up The Buses! - Part 13A Up The Buses! - Part 13A." ACT 2, Scene 6 Camera 4 pans close up to Blakeys face, beads of sweat can be seen on his reddened face. Blakeys eyes are on stalks, frothing foaming from his mouth and gasping for air all at the same time. BLAKEY: "I have never seen anything like tha...

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Afghan Brothels Lobby Against Troop Premature Evacuation

Funny story: Afghan Brothels Lobby Against Troop Premature Evacuation

While U.S. and international coalition forces update their plans for total departure from Afghan territories, local brothels are appealing to the Karzai government to postpone early troop withdrawal. Speaking on behalf of the UPA, (United Pimps of...

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Brothel to Become Museum

Funny story: Brothel to Become Museum

A former brothel in Taiwan has been turned into a Museum with exhibits reminding visitors of the previous facilities provided at the building. This idea has been examined by the Coalition Government with the clever trick of reversing the process b...

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Oregon cat houses batten down the hatches at Rooney 'conditioning training' arrival

Funny story: Oregon cat houses batten down the hatches at Rooney 'conditioning training' arrival

Nike Town, Oregon - (Offside Mess): It's Man U's equivalent of Coleen's recent Lourdes trip to pray for a nuptial miracle from the Virgin. And it will see wayward striker Wayne Rooney put through his paces in an aversion therapy week to restore a...

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Former Brothel King with HUD

Funny story: Former Brothel King with HUD

An undisclosed source in Washington revealed yesterday that recent unemployment figures and home sales decline had caused HUD to come up with some drastic measures. He indicated that HUD had contacted Nevada brothel owner, Joe Conforte, who is presen...

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Canadian judge overturns brothel ban

Funny story: Canadian judge overturns brothel ban

The Ontario superior court has overturned a motion regarding the banning of brothels within the region following a counter motion submitted by three Canadian street girls. One of the women who bought the counter motion, Terri Bedwell had told the...

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Granny Brothel Closed In Florida!

Funny story: Granny Brothel Closed In Florida!

"Want to have a good time old boy?" was their opening line every single time a granny went along the bars along the beach in Haskins, Florida, a small village near the Gulf Coast. It was delivered by a well-dressed 69-87 year-old with white hair and...

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Isle of Wight News - Sea View Hotel gets a third star!

Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Sea View Hotel gets a third star!

Madam Bagnio, 58, owner of Bawdy House Bed and Breakfast in Sea View is overjoyed today after the Isle of Wight Tourist Board awarded her hotel three stars this week. The extra star makes all the difference to Madam Bagnio, as it puts Bawdy House...

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Abasement brothel busted in Chinese Paris Hilton

Funny story: Abasement brothel busted in Chinese Paris Hilton

Chongqing - (Reuterus): A police dawn raid has shut down the notorious Purple Pussyfat brothel in Chongqing's Paris Hilton Hotel. Over 100 clients and sex workers were arrested including the city's award winning transvestite hookers catering to th...

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'Happy endings' massage boss cleared

Funny story: 'Happy endings' massage boss cleared

Bedfordshire police have been humiliated after the owner of bungalow in Chalton Heights was cleared of running a brothel from the property. An investigation into the goings-on at the property was initiated after adverts appeared in local newspape...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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