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Funny story: You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

Whose policies and ideas are these? 1) A policy of effectively withholding relief to the poor and allowing market forces to take their course. 2) The idea that government charity will upset the free market and be an interference with free enter...
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Funny story: Piers Morgan Live Given The Old Heave Ho

Piers Morgan Live Given The Old Heave Ho

NEW YORK CITY - CNN has announced that the curtain will fall on Piers Morgan's show, Piers Morgan Live. The British host said that he was a bit surprised as he truly felt that he was doing a bloody bloomin' bang up job. He told Sangria Wine wit...
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Funny story: British Citizens Immigrating to Be Near London Bridge

British Citizens Immigrating to Be Near London Bridge

LAKE HAVASU, ARIZONA - Immigration officials are seeing a surge in citizenship applications from British citizens who want to relocate to Lake Havasu, Arizona. "Most of the applications are from middle-aged or older Brits," explained Duncan Dillw...
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Funny story: Brooklyn Bridge to be Dismantled and Shipped to London

Brooklyn Bridge to be Dismantled and Shipped to London

LONDON, ENGLAND - London's City Fathers, who have been smarting from public outcry since the original London Bridge was dismantled and carted away to the Arizona desert, think they finally have a way to make it up to the British people. They have...
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Funny story: U.S. Running Out of Ph.D. Positions

U.S. Running Out of Ph.D. Positions

BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - The Boston Consortium announced today that the U.S. is running out of Ph.D. positions. With a student count of 122,000, the Boston Consortium Schools report they cannot possibly guarantee their Ph.D. candidates jobs when they...
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Funny story: Joan Rivers Says No To Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

Joan Rivers Says No To Appearing On Dancing With The Stars

NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers prides herself in being known as the Queen of Mean. And she has certainly demonstrated that she has some big far reaching claws on many occasions. The 80-year-old comedian was recently asked by the producers of the hit...
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Funny story: The British 'Angry' Over Who Invented Monocles.

The British 'Angry' Over Who Invented Monocles.

It all started with an episode of Top Gear. James May's exact words were: "Hang on who invented Monocles?" There was a sort of empty silence after that. 'The question came out of no where. It was completely off subject. It throw us all of gu...
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Funny story: Mail demands Government release list of 'Anti British' residents

Mail demands Government release list of 'Anti British' residents

The Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre today called on the department of health to release the name of the 15 million people a year who receive treatment on the NHS. He said in his statement. "The NHS is anti British. Having free at point of service health...
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Funny story: Simon (Cowell) Says It's A Boy!

Simon (Cowell) Says It's A Boy!

BEVERLY HILLS - Simon Cowell was so happy when he announced that he is going to have a baby boy that he did not realize that he had lost his British accent. Cowell, who is known as The Count of Criticism among half a dozen other names, said that h...
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Funny story: Bar serves wild new cocktails

Bar serves wild new cocktails

WELLINGTON, ENG. (WHERE ELSE?) - A local Wellington pub-cum-restaurant admits it specializes in "unusual fare" according to owner Steve Drum. Customers of the establishment suggest the declaration is "an understatement" typical of the stereotypical d...
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Funny story: Saudi Arabian Domination

Saudi Arabian Domination

A new criminal tagging system has been developed in the mighty kingdom of Saudi Arabia to be used against those most hardened of criminals, the common everyday woman. The developers of the tag in the oil rich country hope it becomes the latest fas...
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Funny story: My life as a man #31

My life as a man #31

God damn you merry gentlemen! What I've learned in my 61 years is that if you spend too much time in the past, you get trapped there, especially if the past is all you have to get you through the day. I am as much a historian as anything I may be. But the past is the past. And while I admire those who plan well for their futures, I am also smart enough to know that a significant number of th...
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Funny story: Simon Cowell And The Sheep

Simon Cowell And The Sheep

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell of the X-Factor, who is referred to as The "Viceroy of Venom," is not known for his clothing expertise, which pretty much consists of wearing either a simple black or a simple gray T-shirt. But word out of Tinsel Town is t...
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Funny story: London Olympics Voted Best Ever!

London Olympics Voted Best Ever!

London, England-- Although they haven't ended yet, the 2012 Olympic Games in London seem destined to go down in history as the best! Everyone seems to agree there are three things that make it the most beloved Olympics ever--the weather, the food, a...
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Funny story: Fur-lined parkas this season's hottest look

Fur-lined parkas this season's hottest look

London fashion week has been stunned by the range of summer gear from the fashionistas of Europe when the catwalk models paraded down the catwalk in thick fur-lined parkas. "It's a great look," said Gok Wan, who was at the Fashion show showing off...
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Funny story: Scotland demand autonomy from the UK and from July 2012 it will be called Murrayland!

Scotland demand autonomy from the UK and from July 2012 it will be called Murrayland!

It's taken 74 years for a Brit to reach the final of Wimbledon and it just happened to be a Scot! Andy Murray (congratulations) has done what no other Brit has ever done apart from Fred Perry; he's conquered the world's tennis elite and will now meet...
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Funny story: Media outrage at "disgraceful" Brits abroad

Media outrage at "disgraceful" Brits abroad

There has been a media frenzy about a group of Brits who travelled abroad and behaved disgracefully last week. The Daily Mail described them as "an embarrassment to the whole country". The Guardian called them "a sad inditement [sic] of our youth". T...
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Funny story: Tennis: Scottish Man almost British after five set classic

Tennis: Scottish Man almost British after five set classic

In an amazing match that finished at almost 1am local time, Andy Murray narrowly missed out on being labelled 'British' by newspapers with editorial offices in England (and predominantly London) but is still scottish after a five set defeat to Novak...
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Donald Trump Does Ice Bucket Challenge and Melts Away

"I've never seen anything like it-first his hair turned green and then he started to melt" said a bystander. "Just like the Wizard of Oz!" shouted another. Everyone then cheered for 2 hours straight.

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