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Funny story: Two Porn Stars Found Working In Governor Chris Christie's Office

Two Porn Stars Found Working In Governor Chris Christie's Office

NEWARK, New Jersey - New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is probably feeling like the title to the Linda Ronstadt song "Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me." As if Pizza Gate, Hurricane Sandy Gate, and Bridge Gate weren't enough now comes word that two women wo...
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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Wants Everyone To Forget About Bridgegate and Just Get Over It

Governor Chris Christie Wants Everyone To Forget About Bridgegate and Just Get Over It

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - The latest gate to hit the front pages is Bridgegate and although it is no Watergate it is bigger than Pizzagate, Hockeygate, and even last year's Twinkiegate. New Jersey Governor Chris Christie told the news media that he...
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Funny story: Pamela Anderson "I'm running for Mayor of New Jersey"

Pamela Anderson "I'm running for Mayor of New Jersey"

In an unexpected move, blonde bombshell and Baywatch superstar Pamela Anderson announced her intentions to be New Jersey's next Mayor. "This bridge too nowhere scandal really makes me mad!" said a frustrated Anderson standing on her front porch i...
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Funny story: Hawaii State Lawmaker Destroys Homeless Shopping Carts!

Hawaii State Lawmaker Destroys Homeless Shopping Carts!

Hawaii state lawmaker Tom Brewster stated that he was fed up with the state's homeless problem. His solution, however, has left him branded as a vigilante. Brewster took a sledgehammer to their shopping carts. "I get a lot of complaints about s...
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Funny story: Bloomberg issues UZIs to toll keepers

Bloomberg issues UZIs to toll keepers

Mayor Bloomberg, stymied in his efforts to regulate consumption of sugary drinks and his insistence on women suckling their new born, is now poised to issue Uzis to the toll collectors on the City's bridges. This follows his moves to have all toll...
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Funny story: Cryhan Air build the world's biggest plane

Cryhan Air build the world's biggest plane

Cryhan Air, the budget airline based in Ireland, have commissioned the world's largest aircraft. "People thought that the 777 was the biggest plane around," said Ryan Chair, CEO of Cryhan Air. "No longer. We've commissioned the 881, which will be...
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Funny story: Surrealist Letters To The Editor

Surrealist Letters To The Editor

Dear Penguin-Wallpaper, My nom-de-guerre is Francesca Nelligan-Spume and I live in a plant pot. The other morning at 3am, I was walking my Octopus 'Debussy' across South West England when my middle hand exploded on the Clifton Suspension Bridge. Apart from the fact that this bridge was Brunel's very first project, I am troubled by the mysterious Arab Chieftain who is never there when I get home...
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Funny story: Cambodian Death Toll Blamed on Bridge Toll Prank

Cambodian Death Toll Blamed on Bridge Toll Prank

More than two day after hundreds of people were crushed to death in a huge tightly packed crowd on the last night of a Cambodian Water festival near the town of Lottapoor, the real reasons are beginning to surface. A prank conjured by two teenage...
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Funny story: JaggedOne Comes Out - Into The Spotlight

JaggedOne Comes Out - Into The Spotlight

We've all missed the tea-time internet double act of JO and the Earl on the Spoof.com forum, (well, some of us have) and following Earl Grey's defection to Moscow, many thought that this splendid double act would be no more. Oh deep joy for Spoofe...
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Funny story: Ted Kennedy's Corpse Signed to Play The Blob in Movie Remake

Ted Kennedy's Corpse Signed to Play The Blob in Movie Remake

Ted Kennedy's corpse, bloated and purple, has been signed to play the title character in "The Blob" movie remake. The film is set to begin shooting this week in Hollywood. Film director Rob Zombie said that "we thought Teddy would be just perfec...
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Funny story: Minneapolis Man's Undersized Plates Caused Bridge Collapse

Minneapolis Man's Undersized Plates Caused Bridge Collapse

Mr Mississippi Rivers' tragic story sums up the tale of a nation gone wrong. Rivers, a lifelong resident of Minneapolis, MN suffered a plate collapse that caused his dental bridge to fail. Dental examiners found that the plate was seriously undersize...
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Funny story: Ice Princess Palin Permanently Froze Nowhere Bay to Make Bridge as Obsolete as John McCain!

Ice Princess Palin Permanently Froze Nowhere Bay to Make Bridge as Obsolete as John McCain!

Science or magic? You decide! But Ice Princess Sarah Palin managed to create a deep freeze in the Nowhere Bay that Alaskans hoped Americans would spend billions to bridge. True believers from an ancient Russian religious cult that worships Palin have...
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Funny story: Maryland Woman Invents Transporter Device

Maryland Woman Invents Transporter Device

Linda Crabb was carpooling home from work in downtown Baltimore Maryland with four coworkers when everything came to a screeching halt on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.
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Funny story: Bridge, with Laurence Tapering

Bridge, with Laurence Tapering

Hereward Legge-Bhandy's quartet (Lucinda Legge-Bhandy/Merkin, Rancible) forced the early pace at the Area Finals at the Pillager Hotel, Westward Ho! and Ivor Merkin came up with a fine 'barrage' of 'three over fives' to help Legge-Bhandy's cause.
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Funny story: Cheney: No Money Available to Repair America's Bridges

Cheney: No Money Available to Repair America's Bridges

Following this week's staggering bridge collapse in Minneapolis, Federal Officials acknowledged that 70,000 other bridges in the US are "structurally deficient", and are likely to result in similar disasters. However, on Friday, Dick C...
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Funny story: Cal-el Apologizes for Minneapolis Bridge Collapse

Cal-el Apologizes for Minneapolis Bridge Collapse

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ripley, WV - Superman's illegitimate half-brother, Cal-el, apologized today for the bridge collapse in Minneapolis. He said that he didn't realize that defeating the Mothman in West Virginia would just cause the same k...
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Funny story: Bush asks Congress for emergency bridge retrofitting powers to prevent further threats of bridge collapse; Congress says: Okay

Bush asks Congress for emergency bridge retrofitting powers to prevent further threats of bridge collapse; Congress says: Okay

Washington, D.C. - President Bush was handed over his latest victory on the new war against bridge collapse today when Congress voted Bush emergency bridge retrofitting powers in a desperate attempt to prevent further bridge collapse. The President n...
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Funny story: I, ET McCrone Want to Be Your PrezMinister, PtII

I, ET McCrone Want to Be Your PrezMinister, PtII

OK so some wise guy engineers are questioning the soundness of my Bridge across the Lake(see I, ET McCrone, Jan 21). Normally I would dismiss these pencil-necked pocket-protecting geeks but since I'll probably need every vote I can get I will address their concerns in upcoming articles.
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