The London Mayoral result was sensationally overturned in the early hours of this morning when lawyers acting for Lib Dem candidate Brian Paddick invoked an arcane London bye-law forbidding heterosexual men with the initials 'K' or 'B'...
The spokesman for Tory Mayor of London candidate Boris Badenov announced this morning in a hastily-called press briefing that Boris was 'hurt and quite, quite upset' at news that Sir Elton John is now backing Lib Dem rival Brian Paddywacker,...
London - (Ass Mess): Top Met cop Brian Paddick is being booted out by taking out early retirement next month after losing every hand of five years' high stakes blackmail poker against his boss Sir Ian Blair in a tortuous battle over gagging some...
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
Roseanne Smokes Ambien, Commits Genocide
Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned
Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
An original metaphor:
Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!