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Funny story: Boris & Ken Demand Recount After Brian Is Crowned Pearly Queen of London

Boris & Ken Demand Recount After Brian Is Crowned Pearly Queen of London

The London Mayoral result was sensationally overturned in the early hours of this morning when lawyers acting for Lib Dem candidate Brian Paddick invoked an arcane London bye-law forbidding heterosexual men with the initials 'K' or 'B'...
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Funny story: Boris Sulks: But I'm On Elton's Xmas List!

Boris Sulks: But I'm On Elton's Xmas List!

The spokesman for Tory Mayor of London candidate Boris Badenov announced this morning in a hastily-called press briefing that Boris was 'hurt and quite, quite upset' at news that Sir Elton John is now backing Lib Dem rival Brian Paddywacker,...
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Funny story: Top cop Paddick booted out early

Top cop Paddick booted out early

London - (Ass Mess): Top Met cop Brian Paddick is being booted out by taking out early retirement next month after losing every hand of five years' high stakes blackmail poker against his boss Sir Ian Blair in a tortuous battle over gagging some...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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