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Woman Looses Breast Implant In Vacuum Cleaner Mishap

Funny story: Woman Looses Breast Implant In Vacuum Cleaner Mishap

Spartanburg, SC: A bag-less upright is bag-less no more. On Friday a woman was convalescing from a breast augmentation when a tragedy occurred. Around 1:15 PM police and medical personnel were dispatched to the home of a hysterical husband. Lt. Br...

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Cops seize woman's 'suspicious' breasts, implants test positive for saccharin not cocaine

Madrid, Spain - Spanish police have made a right tit of themselves after seizing a Caracas woman's breasts in a Madrid Airport arrivals lounge narcoswoop. CCTV footage of the 36DD-25-35 25 year-old had zoomed in on her ample bosom indicating the n...

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Jada Pinkett Smith "pleased" with weight gain

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Jada Pinkett Smith, best known for being the wife of the actor Will Smith, who is best known for being the father of aspiring actor Jaden, is "pleased" with the ten pounds she has added to her emaciated frame. "I'm naturally thin...

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Victoria Beckham has breast implants removed: career over?

In a recent magazine interview, former Spice Girl Victoria ("Posh") Beckham admitted that, since having her breast implants removed, she has "lost quite a bit" of her "allure" and her husband, David, has filed for divorce. In addition, she was dro...

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Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...

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Farrah Abraham Has Breast Augmentation Surgery

Funny story: Farrah Abraham Has Breast Augmentation Surgery

OMAHA - The star of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham, 22, has given herself two nice birthday presents. Farrah appears in the latest issue of Glamboyant Magazine showing off her pair of brand new puppies. The mother of four-year-old Sophia, told GM's Vo...

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Michigan Woman Sees A Vision of Kim Kardashian On Her Muffin

Funny story: Michigan Woman Sees A Vision of Kim Kardashian On Her Muffin

KALAMAZOO, Michigan - Gwendolyn R. Glickerquest, 47, of Kalamazoo was having lunch with her husband of 29 years, Walter at a local Cinderella Cafeteria. As she looked down at her plate of Chicken Fried Steak with a side of okra and a side of spina...

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Alien Babies Hatch from PIP Breast Implants

MARY Bacon, a thirty eight year old ex-military officer, has been found to be mothering twin extra-terrestrial creatures in her loft at her home in Derbyshire. Not only this, but Mary claims that the twin aliens hatched from her newly enhanced breasts. This shocking revelation has brought a vast and, frankly, horrific conspiracy into the foreground. THE BEGINNING Mary received the PIP breast...

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Implant scandal after goldfish found in breast

Funny story: Implant scandal after goldfish found in breast

Fly by night cosmetic surgery slashers Body-morph have admitted that some of there implants might contain goldfish, although they assure patients that there is no risk from cancer from the fish. The scandal came to light, after a woman complained...

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Giant alien breast implant explodes over Bournemouth

Funny story: Giant alien breast implant explodes over Bournemouth

Dorset - Bournemouth resident Steve Hornsby has had a lucky escape after a shower of gelatinous alien boob job filler splattered over his garden this weekend. Globules of pale blue extraterrestrial gunk were seen carpet bombing his lawn during an...

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Plastic surgery advertising ban

Funny story: Plastic surgery advertising ban

Advertising watchdogs have indicated their support for a blanket ban on advertising for the elective plastic surgery industry after the industrial grade silicone sealant being used for breast implants has caused several women to experience breast exp...

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Pippa Middleton was to have been the face of the PIP breast implant, bwahaha...

Funny story: Pippa Middleton was to have been the face of the PIP breast implant, bwahaha...

London - The ad campaign for the Poly Implant Prothese mammary jellies has gone on the wobble after Pippa Middleton flip-flopped over contractual terms. Secret organic ingredients thought to be Medusa jellyfish hybrids, have been hit hard by EU au...

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Former IMF chief to test breast implants

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the former International Monetary Fund (IMF) leader, and serial sex-pest, has volunteered to do testing of silicone breast implants. "When I heard that the French company PIP was selling sub-standard prosthetics to the worl...

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French company admits problems with breast implants

Funny story: French company admits problems with breast implants

The French company behind the alleged problems with breast implants has today admitted that there is indeed a problem. Letitia Brest, a spokesperson, for the manufacturers Nousavonslestittes, went on national television in France to apologise and...

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Interpol Seeking "Tits for Tarts" CEO

Funny story: Interpol Seeking "Tits for Tarts" CEO

Interpol has issued an arrest warrant for Jacques Teton, CEO of "Tits for Tarts" on charges of perpetuating a fraud. The basis for the arrest warrant was the French government's recall of all the defective breast implants that were manufactured by T...

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Taliban set to sue French makers of breast implants

Funny story: Taliban set to sue French makers of breast implants

The makers of breast implants said to be causing concern amongst users because it is alleged they leak silicone, now have a totally new headache to contend with in the form of cuddly terrorist organisation the Taliban. Speaking from a cave outside...

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Katie Price Victim of French Leaky Implants

Funny story: Katie Price Victim of French Leaky Implants

Katie Price (aka Jordan) may be the first star to be having problems with leaky French tit implants. Price's PR gurus announced yesterday that one of her tits seems to be smaller than the other, a sure sign of problems. One guy said: 'Ms Price fe...

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Bomb Squad keep abreast of the times

Officials in the U.K. have issued an alert to women after it was discovered that some breast implants manufactured in France and sold in the UK are likely to explode on Christmas day, the Daily Express newspaper reported today. The implants were made...

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