"I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user."
William Henry 'Bill' Gates III.
An easy statement to make, I'm sure you'll agree, if you're worth in excess of US$56 billion off of the back of them.
I, a humble 'end-user', think Bil...
A father taking his children to school said he was in "absolute awe" when he broke down and David Beckham stopped to help.
"It was an absolutely mental place to break down," he told Richard Bacon on BBC 5 live. "David Beckham was the first person...
A Dorset man was said to be 'beside himself' today after suffering a massive personal loss, after a horrific accident.
The accident occurred last night, at about 10:30pm in his local public house. Gesticulating wildly whilst telling a rather slurr...
A woman from Devon tells the story of Mr Horse the helpful horse from Derbyshire.
Mrs Mabel Able (45, widow) ran into problems when one of the wheels of her car fell off whilst driving through the Derbyshire moors.
"The car began to swerve and...
WEST LOTHIAN, U.K. - Hatstand Celebrity Psycho Ward of West Lothian gained another inmate last night. After locking herself in a room with electric hair trimmers, Susan Boyle has been taken into custody and placed on a minimum 72-hour lockdown.
(Los Angeles-CA) It might as well be a revolving door on crack-pop mom Britney Spears' hospital room after she was again released early yesterday from UCLA Medical Center, but this time given a "clean bill of mental health". And the rel...
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