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Pope building showers and Brazilian waxing spa for 'homeless' altar boys

Funny story: Pope building showers and Brazilian waxing spa for 'homeless' altar boys

Rome - Some pre-War pubic restrooms in the Catacombs have been given a makeover by the Pope with the installation of three showers, a barber's and a dumb waiter for homeless altar boys in need of a scrub. Clients, some as old as fourteen or fifte...

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Michelle Obama goes commando in latest anti-dandruff therapy craze

Funny story: Michelle Obama goes commando in latest anti-dandruff therapy craze

Washington AC/DC - It's every woman's nightmare when aerating the family jewels in a Sharon Stone-esque outfit and not much more besides. This morning it was the turn of First Lady to discover the amazing reflective properties of her glossy leath...

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Lindsay Lohan Caught Playing Hide and Seek In Brazil

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Caught Playing Hide and Seek In Brazil

SAN PAULO, Brazil - It appears that rehab-bound Lindsay Lohan is not quite ready to hang up her drinking glass just yet. The Hollywood starlet known as The Freckle Faced Train Wreck flew down to Brazil (no pun intended) to film a commercial for Yu...

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Doctors Optimistic About Man's Reattachment Surgery Following Tragic Waxing Accident

Louie Toon said he just wanted to get "groomed up" to surprise his girlfriend, but now the 27-year-old man is facing major reattachment surgery following a tragic accident while undergoing a Brazilian waxing treatment. "The first time they rippe...

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Gassy Emperor Penguins suspected behind Brazilian research station blast

Funny story: Gassy Emperor Penguins suspected behind Brazilian research station blast

King George Island, Antarctica - Bloated from gorging on krill and squid a colony of gassy Emperor Penguins may be behind the fire that's gutted a Brazilian research station in the Antarctic. Until this morning the Comandante Ferraz base was carry...

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Brazilian Blowout Claims American Victim, Ru Paul Now Straight

Funny story: Brazilian Blowout Claims American Victim, Ru Paul Now Straight

The wildly popular and medically controversial hair straightening treatment in South America has produced some shocking side effects, including the turning of television drag queen, Ru Paul, from gay to straight. Famous for his ultra glam look on...

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'Brazilian Butt' Craze

Funny story: 'Brazilian Butt' Craze

Does the Brazilian Big Butt Lift Workout Really Work? The Brazilian Big Butt Lift sounds like an intense fun workout, after all Brazil is full of beautiful sexy women with great big butts.  However, there are hundreds of Brazilian Big Butt workout DVDs on the market, all claiming to give you the 'junk in the trunk' results you're looking for.  How do you know if all the hype about the Brazil...

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Katie Price - Leveson Enquiry

Funny story: Katie Price - Leveson Enquiry

Katie Price, aka Jordan (the mahoosive breasted lover of geeky Greek men and lingerie wearing cage fighters) today started giving evidence about her experiences relating to UK press ethics. Price aimed her criticisms clearly at the now defunct New...

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Obama says Queen is a 'Cheap Sauce Of Brazilians'

Funny story: Obama says Queen is a 'Cheap Sauce Of Brazilians'

London - Hailing the 'enduring bombs' between our two countries the US President called the Queen royal 'toast'. "Your majesty's a living witness to our lyings...alliance!" Obama droned on. "And a cheap sauce of Brazilians - er...chief source of our resilience! "Hic." The Queen just sat there fidgeting in her royal banquet seat, the lamb en croute aux oignons verts repeating on her e...

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Pippa Goes Commando; Leaves SAS Fans Panting!

Funny story: Pippa Goes Commando; Leaves SAS Fans Panting!

Pippa Middleton, her svelte assets showcased on front pages of tabloids everywhere after her stunning coming out party during sister Kate's recent wedding, took time out yesterday to show her colours at a local military base. Ms. Middleton emerge...

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Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Funny story: Pippa Middleton Upset Stories About Her Vagina Not Dominating "The Spoof!"

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and "star of the show" at the recent Royal Wedding, is upset that stories about her vagina are not dominating the most read, most shared, and most rated charts on the humor website "The Spoof!" Pippa, who's...

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Arsenal's Andrey Arseshavin goes for full-on Brazilian

Emirates Stadium - New non-chafe shorts will have to be worn for a while, the Gunners midfielder told worried team mates today. Russian-born Arse-shavin has struggled to hold down the North London club's official kit which may have 'rubbed him up...

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Carpet and Drapery Companies Merge; Male Customers Excited

Funny story: Carpet and Drapery Companies Merge; Male Customers Excited

Long thought to be an interior decorating problem if the home or apartment owner was looking for a singular Bauhaus or Feng Shui look, the problem was solved last month as Mohawk Carpet and Bush Drapery companies completed their merger. "It was di...

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Profuse Pubic Hair Making A Comeback

Funny story: Profuse Pubic Hair Making A Comeback

It's official - males all over the world, having grown weary of Brazilian waxed women are becoming increasingly disgruntled about the paucity of pubic hair and are demanding a return to the good old days of the hairy muff. Hairy muffs, once quite...

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Paris Hilton Follows Brazilian Team to Rio after Loss, Told to Go Home

Funny story: Paris Hilton Follows Brazilian Team to Rio after Loss, Told to Go Home

Bikinis packed, check. Sunglasses packed, check. Ticket to Rio. Check. Invitation to give some much needed consolation to those hunky Brazilian players? Not so fast there Paris. Your flight has been grounded. Feeling bad about her favorite team lo...

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Olympian Ivana Phuque To Allow Cameras In Salon When She Has Brazilian Wax

Funny story: Olympian Ivana Phuque To Allow Cameras In Salon When She Has Brazilian Wax

Swedish figure skater Ivana Phuque has become the darling of the Vancouver Winter Olympics, with her every move covered by camera crews from all over the world. The blonde bombshell, who has become famous for her performances without leotards or pan...

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Designer Bikini Waxes To Be Revealed For Oscar Season

Funny story: Designer Bikini Waxes To Be Revealed For Oscar Season

Every year, network commentators on the Red Carpet at the Academy Awards broadcasts question all of the women about the designers of their dresses, shoes, and jewelry. The actresses all brag about their one of a kind clothing and accessories from no...

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Teen Werewolf Rebels - Gets Bikini Wax!

Funny story: Teen Werewolf Rebels - Gets Bikini Wax!

London, UK-Teen Werewolf, Chandak Mingan, was successful at keeping his bikini wax job a secret from his parents until the first full moon. As the moon rose on that fateful night he remained hairless. Big, naked, and with long, sharp claws, but still...

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