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Three London teenage girls kidnapped by swooping ISIS eagles!

Funny story: Three London teenage girls kidnapped by swooping ISIS eagles!

ISIS are not only good at burning, beheading and generally being a bunch of barbarous monsters, they also have a squadron of trained eagles who swoop when ordered on unsuspecting victims, especially teenage girls roaming around London listening to Ju...

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Scamatology Attempts to Copyright Hypnosis and Brainwashing

Funny story: Scamatology Attempts to Copyright Hypnosis and Brainwashing

Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology has filed suit with the U.S. Patent Office claiming rights to both hypnosis and brainwashing. "Anyone who had ever read our literature, all of it written by Elron Hubtard, knows that we are the leade...

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Justin Bieber and Beliebers Join Church of Scientology

Funny story: Justin Bieber and Beliebers Join Church of Scientology

Los Angeles, CAJustin Bieber announced today that he took a personality test from some people he saw on Wilshire Blvd. and now he is joining the Church of Scientology. He will bring his many fans, dubbed "Beliebers," with him into the cult. "I kno...

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Unemployed Maoists Go To Christian Youth Camp

Funny story: Unemployed Maoists Go To Christian Youth Camp

China voted on Saturday to abolish a penal system which allows police to imprison citizens for up to four years with no reason. The camps in 2013 are simply outmoded. Prisoners have been forced to memorize lengthy passages from Das Kapital and T...

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US utilizes "pot calling the kettle black" SOP

Funny story: US utilizes "pot calling the kettle black" SOP

Here in beautiful Caribbean Sea waters south of Cuba, black waves and porpoises, a fine sunny afternoon with Venezuela somewhere ahead, I'm leaning back in the pristine white salon of The Fulminator, a private 60 foot cruiser owned by CEO Meredith Merryfeather. Meredith (aka M 'n M) is offering me rum and coke and sitting across from me, doesn't mind my laptop on which I'm taking notes, and oft...

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Obama administration launches brainwashing program against U. S. citizens

WASHINGTON, DC --- Convinced that it knows what is best for everyone else, the Obama administration has launched a new effort to control citizens' behavior and bend them to the federal government's will: BIT (Behavioral Insights Team) is working "ac...

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Edward Snowden to Spy for the New York Mets

Funny story: Edward Snowden to Spy for the New York Mets

Flushing, New York -- Looking to even up their below .500 record before the end of the season, the New York Mets have added an espionage expert to their roster. He is the whistle-blowing traitor, Edward Snowden, and he will join the team as soo...

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New Bumper Stickers For Our Brainwashed Times.

Funny story: New Bumper Stickers For Our Brainwashed Times.

For years we have heard the mantra that 'If you can read this, thank a teacher" thrown at us from bumper stickers and signs everywhere. Of course the school system will surely not broadcast so loudly their failings- the brainwash, the intimidation, the browbeating, the systematization of everything possible. If they ever did, here is what these bumper stickers would look like: If you are so rob...

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Pippa Middleton concerned about growing 'closeness' between sister Kate and Camilla

Funny story: Pippa Middleton concerned about growing 'closeness' between sister Kate and Camilla

Pippa Middleton is truly concerned that the new relationship growing between her sister Kate and her step-mother-in-law Camilla may end up being disastrous for Kate. Sources tell of Camilla spending more and more time with Kate and when asked, was...

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Worrying Report for Fans

Funny story: Worrying Report for Fans

Recent research by the Institute of Psychology suggests that some football fans have been victims of a Supreme Being who has been tapping into their mental brainspaces over the last 2 years and has taken over their consciousness and thought processes...

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Postman Pat Demands a Postal Vote

Funny story: Postman Pat Demands a Postal Vote

Postman Pat today demanded a postal vote in the General Election and also demanded a vote for his black and white cat because he says its got more sense than the brainwashed electorate. Pat explained that he is a busy man and he delivers all the l...

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Only Certain Types Of Brainwashing Should Be Allowed.

Funny story: Only Certain Types Of Brainwashing Should Be Allowed.

In its latest attack on any political plan that Barack Obama makes the Right has now condemned his specialized speech addressed to school age children. Screaming 'Brainwashing' loud enough to deafen a long dead Pavlov, they believe that his spee...

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Breaking news…

National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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