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Citizen Brewers Groups: We Support Trump's Cinco De Mayo Ban

Funny story: Citizen Brewers Groups: We Support Trump's Cinco De Mayo Ban

In the Texas border town of Kriegsville, Atticus Luna sits on the front line of the US trade and culture war with Mexico, a war articulated by presidential candidate Donald Trump with his call for a ban on Cinco de Mayo and Mexican beers. I hunke...

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BDSM Campaign Trojan Horse for Fetishists, NOT Anti-Semites

It is said that for some, the anti-Israel BDSM campaign represents a golden opportunity for antisemites to hide their bigotry and hatred under a cloak of respectability. But others consider the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions Movement to be an absolute godsend (well, more like Marxsend, Trotsend, Chomskend, whatever)… To wit, an easy and ethically unproblematic opportunity to show one's u...

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Jehovah's Witless Faithful Boycott Three-in-One Lubricants

Claiming that the doctrine of the trinity, or "three-in-one" was clearly a lie concocted by Satan to lead true believers away from God's holy word, the leadership of the Jehovah's Witless Church announced a boycott of all Three-in-One lubricating pro...

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High-revenue Russian products to be boycotted due to anti-gay stance

Funny story: High-revenue Russian products to be boycotted due to anti-gay stance

WASHINGTON D.C. - The U.S. Department of Trade announced Friday that the nation will officially boycott a number of high-revenue Russian products because of Russia's recent public stance against homosexual people. The government was quick to ackno...

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Gay rights activists demand gay boycott of Christmas until a gay Father Christmas is accepted!

Funny story: Gay rights activists demand gay boycott of Christmas until a gay Father Christmas is accepted!

Just before the festive period begins gay activists are calling for a Christmas boycott because they feel as though the world is discrminating against them by not allowing a gay Father Christmas to deliver the presents. US Gay activist, Scarlet Pi...

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Cockneys boycott Olympic Games!

Funny story: Cockneys boycott Olympic Games!

True Cockneys are boycotting the Olympic Games which are being held in their backyard because the signposts have not been printed in the local language! The signs have been written in English, French, German, Spanish, etc, but the Olympic organiso...

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Empowered Women's Groups Successfully Boycott Canned Meat Producers

Funny story: Empowered Women's Groups Successfully Boycott Canned Meat Producers

With corporate quarterly earnings significantly down for multiple manufacturers of canned meat products, some women's groups are declaring a victory after a year of boycott effort. Targeting some traditional men's favorites like sardines, corned b...

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Green Group Boycotts the Sun

Washington DC: Supporters of alternative energy lobby group Americans For Long Term Renewable Energy have flocked to the nation's capital this week, calling on congress to introduce legislation limiting America's reliance on the sun. The group's s...

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London 2012 Threatened By Boycotts

Funny story: London 2012 Threatened By Boycotts

The International Olympic Committee is facing a major crisis with the news that Iran may boycott London 2012 because of "inherent racism in the organisation". Iranian Olympic President Mohammad Aliabadi has made an official complaint to the IOC as...

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California Ups the Ante With Arizona in Boycott Wars

Funny story: California Ups the Ante With Arizona in Boycott Wars

In response to Arizona's threat to cut off electricity to California generated in Arizona's power plants, California today threatened to scramble the TV signal of Seinfeld, Law and Order and Bonanza. The city councils of Los Angles and San Franci...

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Disney's 'Alice In Wonderland' Boycotted By UK Cinemas

Funny story: Disney's 'Alice In Wonderland' Boycotted By UK Cinemas

Two leading UK cinema chains have elected to boycott screening Disney's 3D blockbuster 'Alice In Wonderland' in a dispute over DVD release dates. Disney want to release the film on DVD after 12 weeks as opposed to the regular 17 weeks - which in t...

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Teachers To Boycott School

Funny story: Teachers To Boycott School

Teachers have decided to bunk off school. The announcement was met with chants of "No More School!", "Sats Your Lot" and "Schools Out!" The teachers have become upset at the way the schools are being run. Education chiefs were quick to condemn the...

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Cricket Teams Boycott Pakistan

Funny story: Cricket Teams Boycott Pakistan

It came as no surprise today when all international cricket teams refused to play Pakistan again, until they either provide genuine and decent security at matches, or stop allowing their own people to systematically murder players, while Pakistani po...

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