Wall Street (SAPP) - Hackers from Bavaria have claimed responsibility for toppling a wall full of beer bottles. This follows a long string of mishaps regarding wall security tactics and countermeasures. This most recent security breach is by far the worst.
"There were originally about 103 bottles of beer on the wall," says Bud Visor, chief of wall security. "I will be checking into the log file...
Hard to keep up-to-date with Justin Bieber these days. If he is trying to keep himself in the news, he's doing a good job.
After leaving the stage recently after getting hit by a thrown plastic bottle, he has been charged with defacing a building...
EAST LOS ANGELES - Representatives of The General Pancho Villa Tequila Company of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico have met with U.S. representatives of The Left Coast Alcohol Alliance about importing tequila from Mexico.
LCAA spokesperson Troy McTizzy, 32,...
A long-established industrial unit in Stockport is all set to start bottling whines, moans and other grumpy stuff.
The company's design department has come up with specially shaped glass containers for variegated examples of whines and moans.
Bob Bipschwitz was buried this morning. Bob was a bottler back before machines did the jobs of men.
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