Washington DC, USA. In a tense press conference today, FBI officers revealed that the alleged terrorist being held in a public hospital is no longer a person of interest in the bombing incident during the Boston Marathon. Due to a misidentification b...
Boston, MA - Authorities report that hundreds--perhaps thousands--of Boston residents are still hunkered down, in hiding due to orders to "Shelter In Place".
"Ahhyup, lots a folks just haven't got the word, that it's safe to come back out" confir...
MIAMI-April 17, 2013- Authorities have released new information regarding Monday's Boston Marathon Bomber and are urging the public to assist in his apprehension. The Bomber is thought to be responsible for Monday's terrifying terror attack that left...
BOSTON - The Boston City Council has just passed a city bill which will limit the size of soft drink cups to just 6 ounces.
Councilwoman Harriet S. Dilleyweiser, 59, stated that the vote was 9 to 4 in favor of going to the smaller drinking cup.
NEW YORK CITY - Gisele Bundchen recently filed a lawsuit against the producers of Dancing With The Stars.
The lawsuit stemmed from the fact she had been promised that she was going to be a celebrity contestant on this season's edition.
But at...
Long Island, NY - " I have to admit it, I've always been a fan of Kevin Youkilis", remarked a disgusting, blood-sucking fan of the New York Yankees.
Steve Wilmer, a 34-year-old tax attorney and blood sucking leech of a person, divulged the inform...
BOSTON - The National Food Federation Agency has just issued a warning to seafood restaurant patrons in the state of Massachusetts.
NFFA spokesperson Hal "Calories" Calafinster informed the news media that they have received dozens of reports from...
BOSTON - The city of Boston is home to the NBA Celtics and the MLB Red Sox and now it is also home to the very first high-profile political same-sex marriage.
Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick officiated at the marriage ceremony between Congres...
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President Obama: Hey Joey you wanna get a burger later on this afternoon?
2:03 p.m.
Vice-President Biden: Sounds good Barry, you buyin'?
2:07 p.m.
President Obama: Does Donald Trump have the stupidest looking hairdo you have ever seen?
2:10 p.m.
Vice-President Biden: Gotcha boss. Say I was wondering you aren't planning on making anymore sports remarks today are ya...
The $75 million Mitt Romney has spent on his presidential campaign appears to have more than paid off; polls now show that Romney is favored to win not only the Republican presidential nomination, but also the Boston Marathon.
"I didn't even reali...
When Sharon Williams, a sophomore at Northeastern University in Boston, Massachusetts, noticed that none of her Facebook "friends" ever called her, contacted her outside the website, or expressed any interest in her personal life beyond an occasional...
Boston media is in a quandary, which they frequently identify as duck soup. Players came to Boston for the dirty water, but find only dirty media members.
We hesitate to call them journalists.
Once again, a free agent deadline has passed in NB...
INTERPOL is now looking into the nefarious connection between the recent capture of
Whitey Bulger, the bogus reward payout, the Icelandic Mafia, and the Rogue Trader at UBS responsible for a $2.5B bad investment bet!
After 16 years on the lam,...
Banking on Detroit's decades old reputation for top quality and well organized sports event rioting, Vancouver Canucks fans angered over their loss in the Stanley Cup Finals, recruited some hard core Motor City fans to help organize those efforts.
Several sitting board members of the Canadian Heart Association well aware of increased incidents of heart attack during highly stressful events, pleads with the NHL Officials Association to make the Stanley Cup Finals "Canadian Fair".
Taking the...
BOSTON, Mass.-It seems that two brothers who were hungry past their dinner, ventured out to obtain some burgers, but finding every major burger joint closed, chose instead to buy hamburger meat at a local supermarket, that they thought was still open...
Unintentionally saving the small town of Saugus, Massachusetts from the first blizzard of 2011, Barney Funderton, house bound 520 pound man with a love of sausages and cabbage and a propensity for methane production has apparently and single handedly...
Sean McGinn moved to the Tampa Bay area 6 months ago, leaving behind his Boston roots for some fun-in-the-sun. Locals cannot decide if they dislike his haircut or dumb accent worse.
"Everything with this asshole is like; yo, that's wicked hardcor...