It's official. For millennia sociologists and anthropologists, who have tried to find an updated method of ascribing class models to the study of society and the British nation in general, have finally hit upon the idea of a giant calculator the size...
A street in Doncaster has been evacuated following reports of a man, named locally as Barry Bazooka, boring people to death.
It is understood that Bazooka has recently returned from a two-week vacation in Florida and has been telling anyone and ev...
The Bank of England has once again left UK interest rates unchanged and announced no expansion to its quantitative easing (QE) programme.
Rates have now been held at the current record low for more than three years.
"We're just not that bothere...
The two towns Dull in Scotland and Boring in Oregon, US, are attempting to become twins and the whole process is so exciting that many of their occupants have actually been seen laughing and smiling.
The residents of Dull, Perthshire, tend to be p...
The latest James Bond film has had its trailer released today, to the excitement of film nerds everywhere. The film, entitled "A Molecule Of Creativity", will be released this summer. It features the current Bond actor in his nth Bond movie, playing...
Police in Florida have given up searching for a "person of interest" after conceding that everyone in the town of Boca Raton is as "dull as shit".
Chief of Police Wilson Defoe said that the search was fruitless and that his department had given up...
The eventual choice of Roy Hodgson as England's footy manager is a sensational, master move; in fact the best they have made since appointing Alf Ramsey, but then the times were different, very!
Roy is so boring he will send England fans to sleep...
Employment has been found to be buttock-clenchingly monotonous, a new study suggests.
Last week many in employment noted that work is as dull as reading a Brontë book; this is in fact one definition of the term.
Now a new study has been published showing that the things we do to earn money, is never the thing we want to do.
What is surprising is that while work has been piling up and gett...
Following the success of Danish drama "Snegl Løb" (Snail Race) and Danish tragedy "Se Mug Vokse" (Watching Mould Grow), the BBC has imported another Scandinavia drama to show on its TV channel for pretentious snobs, BBC4.
Entitled "Maling Tørker"...
The boredom epidemic that has been sweeping South Wales has reached Cumbria.
"Obviously, the epidemic has made significant progress in a very short time," said Doctor Fantastico, who has been tasked with finding the cause of the epidemic and stopp...
New York - Phillip Brewer, owner of the surprisingly popular Boring Television Network (BTN), has announced changes to the upcoming fall line up.
Network executives have determined Sewing Machine Wars as too exciting for the network everyone reli...
Once upon a time, there was a vibrant, interesting, funny, inteligent forum, it existed not in the minds of raving lunatics, but was real.
90% of the devotees, were by their very nature, Mental, but this made the place vibrant and hilarious. In other words, the patients, running the asylum, One flew over the cuckoos nest, some say, it settled on the roof, and began to breed.
Then, when the f...
Little do the competitors know, but the final day of the Masters is set to be the most dramatic yet.
Ordinarily, the final day of the Masters is as dull as every other day, with the competitors from all over the golfing world, knocking their littl...
Are you sitting comfortably? Preferably in a seat which is made from 89% polyester or another man-made fibre?
Good. Let us commence.
Eight letters. A lovely word.
My name is Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. I come from a long line of Simpletons. In the First World War, my great-great grandfather Huey B. Simpleton the Twentieth was the Chief Flag Boy. He would carry the flag to the British...
South Carolina's most Boring Bastard, at least according to his wife who has an ass and a memory like an elephant, finally found just the right job after joining 22 Social Networking Sites!
"I'd almost given up trying to find just the right job, "...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock found himself coping with a deeply distressing set of circumstances last night, and today is relaxing quietly at home, expecting to make a complete recovery, and grateful to have emerged from his ordeal relatively unscat...
Today, findings have been released by the Association Of A-Level Students (Having Fun) [ALSHF], proving that English A-Levels are, indeed, boring.
The findings have been fought in legal proceedings for fifteen years, the British Government believi...
Forget about left-wing politics, Britain's Guardian newspaper has been officially dubbed the most boring newspaper in the country. The damning findings, from two men in a pub in Yorkshire and their dog, have confirmed what industry pundits have suspe...