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Court Of Appeal Says Being Exceptionally Boring Is Lawful

Funny story: Court Of Appeal Says Being Exceptionally Boring Is Lawful

The Court of Appeal has given judgment in the case of Barry Bazooka v Joe Spud. Mr. Bazooka appealed against a previous judgment in the High Court that being exceptionally boring was inherently unlawful. Lord Justice Anusby gave the main judgment,...

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New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast Cancer

Funny story: New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast Cancer

WASHINGTON, DC - A new study, released Wednesday, has concluded that semen, consumed orally, prevents breast cancer. The study was issued by the National Foundation for Men. The study also found these additional benefits when a man deposits sem...

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GM To Develop More Boring, Uninspired Cars for 2015

Funny story: GM To Develop More Boring, Uninspired Cars for 2015

GM executives are really excited about their new 2015 line up of boring, uninspired, middle American old peoples cars. "We are thrilled about the limited number of invisible changes you will see with our new 2015 Chevy Impalas and Malibus. Plus t...

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It's Official: Canada Most Boring Country in the Anglosphere

Funny story: It's Official: Canada Most Boring Country in the Anglosphere

Researchers at Oxford University have bestowed upon Canada the dubious distinction of being the most boring of the six countries that comprise what's known as the Anglosphere: Australia, Canada, England, Ireland, New Zealand, and the United States.

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Mass global depression ahead of World Snooker Championships

Millions of people around the world have declared themselves clinically depressed at the thought of accidentally switching the channel over to this year's World Snooker Championships. An unofficial survey of semi-official, machine-washable televis...

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Shocker! Great British Calculator Cannot do its 7 X's Time Table

Funny story: Shocker! Great British Calculator Cannot do its 7 X's Time Table

It's official. For millennia sociologists and anthropologists, who have tried to find an updated method of ascribing class models to the study of society and the British nation in general, have finally hit upon the idea of a giant calculator the size...

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Street evacuated after man bores people to death

Funny story: Street evacuated after man bores people to death

A street in Doncaster has been evacuated following reports of a man, named locally as Barry Bazooka, boring people to death. It is understood that Bazooka has recently returned from a two-week vacation in Florida and has been telling anyone and ev...

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UK Interest Rates Left Unchanged

Funny story: UK Interest Rates Left Unchanged

The Bank of England has once again left UK interest rates unchanged and announced no expansion to its quantitative easing (QE) programme. Rates have now been held at the current record low for more than three years. "We're just not that bothere...

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No more Dull moments in Boring!

Funny story: No more Dull moments in Boring!

The two towns Dull in Scotland and Boring in Oregon, US, are attempting to become twins and the whole process is so exciting that many of their occupants have actually been seen laughing and smiling. The residents of Dull, Perthshire, tend to be p...

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Cops Seeking "Person of Interest" Give Up

Funny story: Cops Seeking "Person of Interest" Give Up

Police in Florida have given up searching for a "person of interest" after conceding that everyone in the town of Boca Raton is as "dull as shit". Chief of Police Wilson Defoe said that the search was fruitless and that his department had given up...

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FA choose Roy Hodgson because he's boring and they hope England fans will not notice a thing...zzz!

Funny story: FA choose Roy Hodgson because he's boring and they hope England fans will not notice a thing...zzz!

The eventual choice of Roy Hodgson as England's footy manager is a sensational, master move; in fact the best they have made since appointing Alf Ramsey, but then the times were different, very! Roy is so boring he will send England fans to sleep...

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Jobs are 'boring', says everyone

Funny story: Jobs are 'boring', says everyone

Employment has been found to be buttock-clenchingly monotonous, a new study suggests. Last week many in employment noted that work is as dull as reading a Brontë book; this is in fact one definition of the term. Now a new study has been published showing that the things we do to earn money, is never the thing we want to do. What is surprising is that while work has been piling up and gett...

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BBC imports another Scandinavian "slow paced" drama

Funny story: BBC imports another Scandinavian "slow paced" drama

Following the success of Danish drama "Snegl Løb" (Snail Race) and Danish tragedy "Se Mug Vokse" (Watching Mould Grow), the BBC has imported another Scandinavia drama to show on its TV channel for pretentious snobs, BBC4. Entitled "Maling Tørker"...

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Boredom is Communicable according to a new Study

Funny story: Boredom is Communicable according to a new Study

The boredom epidemic that has been sweeping South Wales has reached Cumbria. "Obviously, the epidemic has made significant progress in a very short time," said Doctor Fantastico, who has been tasked with finding the cause of the epidemic and stopp...

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BTN Announces Fall Line Up

Funny story: BTN Announces Fall Line Up

New York - Phillip Brewer, owner of the surprisingly popular Boring Television Network (BTN), has announced changes to the upcoming fall line up. Network executives have determined Sewing Machine Wars as too exciting for the network everyone reli...

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Spoof Forum, Possibly the most boring place on the planet? Shame.

Funny story: Spoof Forum, Possibly the most boring place on the planet? Shame.

Once upon a time, there was a vibrant, interesting, funny, inteligent forum, it existed not in the minds of raving lunatics, but was real. 90% of the devotees, were by their very nature, Mental, but this made the place vibrant and hilarious. In other words, the patients, running the asylum, One flew over the cuckoos nest, some say, it settled on the roof, and began to breed. Then, when the f...

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Masters heading for a dramatic conclusion

Funny story: Masters heading for a dramatic conclusion

Little do the competitors know, but the final day of the Masters is set to be the most dramatic yet. Ordinarily, the final day of the Masters is as dull as every other day, with the competitors from all over the golfing world, knocking their littl...

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Meet Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. The Village Bore.

Funny story: Meet Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. The Village Bore.

Are you sitting comfortably? Preferably in a seat which is made from 89% polyester or another man-made fibre? Good. Let us commence. Eight letters. A lovely word. My name is Herbert S. Simpleton the Third. I come from a long line of Simpletons. In the First World War, my great-great grandfather Huey B. Simpleton the Twentieth was the Chief Flag Boy. He would carry the flag to the British...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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