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Funny story: The Immig_Rant - or "Soft Touch UK"

The Immig_Rant - or "Soft Touch UK"

Oh to be in Euroland now we have no borders, but tell me how are we supposed to fend off these marauders? The word went out some years ago that England was a freebie, and now our bucket's filling up we've got the heebie-jeebies. So why do we feel so dismayed to see so many races, of every different colour and a strange array of faces? If you invite the hoi polloi and give them everything, it's...
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