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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus To Give Her 6-Foot-Tall Bong To Willie Nelson

Miley Cyrus To Give Her 6-Foot-Tall Bong To Willie Nelson

HOLLYWOOD - Vowing to try and follow the path of the straight and narrow, Miley Cyrus has has said that she will be parting with one of her most prized possessions; no not her pet flamingo Peggy, her 6-foot-tall bong. Miley purchased the astoundin...
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Funny story:  Bong hits The Biltmore as Amanda Bynes busted for weed

Bong hits The Biltmore as Amanda Bynes busted for weed

New York - Janitors were busy hosing down a fifth floor terrace this morning after a flying bong from the 36th floor apartment rented by The Amanda Show star made an unexpected crash landing in the Wassersteins' hot tub. Bynes, 27, was arrested fo...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Buys The Biggest Bong In Existence

Miley Cyrus Buys The Biggest Bong In Existence

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - According to iRumors, Miley Cyrus is one of the biggest drug memorabilia collectors on the entire Left Coast. A close friend of Miley's said that she has a roach clip collection that rivals even the extensive collection of 80-yea...
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Funny story:  Scouts earn their bong badge

Scouts earn their bong badge

Scouts at the 12th Blackpool Scout Troop near Blackpool have all shown their ingenuity by recycling discarded rubbish to make a variety of bongs. "I'm very pleased with my lads," said scout leader, Clover Garlic. "Some of the designs have been qui...
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Funny story:  Archaeologists find Henry VIII's bongs under Hampton Court Palace ha-ha

Archaeologists find Henry VIII's bongs under Hampton Court Palace ha-ha

A Time Team excavation of a Tudor outdoor lav near the King's Privy Garden has unearthed dozens of heraldic bongs belonging to Henry VIII archaeologists said today. Signed by renowned court jeweller Sir Peregrine Nuggets the wrought filigree silve...
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Funny story:  Bong fires of the vanities erupt over Britain

Bong fires of the vanities erupt over Britain

London - A spate of nationwide arson attacks was being blamed today on dodgy 'bongs' similar to one that caused the 1666 Great Fire of London. Ministry of Skunk sources issued an immediate recall of the entire 'Zomby' range of imported hookahs fol...
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Funny story:  Bong-shaped UFO over Winehouse pad on night of her RIP - reports

Bong-shaped UFO over Winehouse pad on night of her RIP - reports

London - A giant flying bong from outer space was seen hovering over Camden Square last weekend close to Amy Winehouse's two million quid pad. Eyewitnesses reported seeing curly plumes of pungent smoke above the NW1 rooftops as the craft spelled o...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Vows To Put The Lap Dances, The Bongs, and The Commando Underwear Behind Her

Miley Cyrus Vows To Put The Lap Dances, The Bongs, and The Commando Underwear Behind Her

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has made a promise to her father, her mother, her business manager, and her fans. She texted them all telling them that she has seen the light and that she realizes that she is a role model and as such she has to act l...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus and Bob Dylan Announce Their Upcoming Concert Tour - 'The Poet & The Lap Dancer Springtime Tour'

Miley Cyrus and Bob Dylan Announce Their Upcoming Concert Tour - 'The Poet & The Lap Dancer Springtime Tour'

LOS ANGELES - Miley Cyrus said that after the Grammy Award ceremony she got to meet a person who she has admired ever since she was three-years-old. The teen queen even pointed out that her father the former country music singer Billy Ray Cyrus al...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus' Dad Billy Ray Cyrus Blames Miley's Friends For "Sexploiting" Her

Miley Cyrus' Dad Billy Ray Cyrus Blames Miley's Friends For "Sexploiting" Her

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus took her little 11-year-old sister Noah Whaley Cyrus to Target to purchase some of her favorite candy Gummy Bears. While in the store all of the shoppers as well as the employees were all watching and ooohing and aaah...
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Funny story:  Willie Nelson Endorses Miley Cyrus's Bong Technique

Willie Nelson Endorses Miley Cyrus's Bong Technique

Following viral video release of Ms. Cyrus's young adult party antics and the heavy damage control applied by Daddy Ray Cyrus and the family's publicity agent, Willie Nelson added his own critique of Miley's bong technique saying, "She appears to be...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Gone Wild! Claims Bong Full of Saliva Not Salvia!

Miley Cyrus Gone Wild! Claims Bong Full of Saliva Not Salvia!

New Mexico - Miley Cyrus today sober, claims the bong she smoked on her birthday was full of saliva, not the hallucinogenic herb Salvia. "Boy am I relieved," said a top Disney Official on the condition of anonymity. Even though Miley is no longer...
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Funny story:  Billy Ray Cyrus Says Daughter Miley Is Turning Into Lindsay Lohan

Billy Ray Cyrus Says Daughter Miley Is Turning Into Lindsay Lohan

SIOUX CITY, Iowa - Billy Ray Cyrus traveled to Iowa to see about purchasing a brand new tractor for his farm. He was asked by a member of the local media what he thought about his daughter Miley being video taped taking a hit on a bong. Cyrus shoo...
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Funny story:  The Truth About Miley Cyrus And The "Bong"

The Truth About Miley Cyrus And The "Bong"

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus, who turned 18 on November 23, appears to still be celebrating her birthday almost three weeks later. The pole dancing, lap dancing, hip hop dancing teenage songstress has not been told that her birthday party is over.
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Funny story:  Pope Gives OK To Use Holy Water In Bongs

Pope Gives OK To Use Holy Water In Bongs

Vatican City - Pope Benedict XVI has given his blessings for holy water to be used in bongs. Many devout Roman Catholics also smoke marijuana. They believe smoking a bong with holy water will lead to a union with God. "Yes, of course yes! Relig...
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Funny story:  New Apple "High Phone" Doubles as a Smokeless Bong

New Apple "High Phone" Doubles as a Smokeless Bong

Seattle, WA - Apple announced today that it has perfected the "High Phone" - the first cellular phone that also functions as a smokeless bong (a water pipe, generally used to smoke cannabis, but also makes a great vase). Apple has nicknamed the ta...
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Funny story:  President Barack Obama's Prized Bong is Missing

President Barack Obama's Prized Bong is Missing

White House security personnel admit that they are unable to locate President Barack Obama's $1,200.00 Roor Custom Little Sista Icemaster 7.0 Bong that appears to have been stolen from his dresser in his bedroom and they have few clues as to who may...
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Funny story:  Michael Phelps Gets Endorsement Deal

Michael Phelps Gets Endorsement Deal

U.S. Olympics Gold Medalist Michael Phelps has been named as a spokesperson for Hong Bong, a bong company based in China. Wi-Bei-Hi, CEO of Hong Bong, said that Phelps was the perfect representative for the product. He said that Phelps is athleti...
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