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Funny story: Honey, You're Not the Sweet Thing I thought You Were

Honey, You're Not the Sweet Thing I thought You Were

You know, when you insisted on not having sex with me until we were married, I thought you were a little bit of a prude, a goody two-shoes, and that I had a lot to teach you when our wedding night came around. But I was pretty wrong, wasn't I? Either you've been doing a lot of reading in your free time or you come at this kind of thing naturally. But in either case, you just about blew my eyeballs...
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Funny story: Bionic Woman

Bionic Woman

The Bionic Woman was created out of spare, mostly human, somewhat female body parts as a companion for Colonel Steve Austin, a lonely former astronaut-become-cyborg, after she dove headfirst into a cow patty from a height of 12,000 feet in an attempt to decorate a clover patch with her remains. Before her tragic accident, she had been a tennis player known for her wicked backhand. Rebuilt by Dr...
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Funny story: Spy-in-a-bag's 'solo bondage caper' story fails to convince

Spy-in-a-bag's 'solo bondage caper' story fails to convince

London - Professional escapologists today queried the latest dramatic twist at an inquest into MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams' death. A former landlady testified about having to rescue the spook in an unlikely sounding solo bondage crisis wher...
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Funny story: CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

CIA Opens Bitch School for Terror Suspects

GUANTANIMO BAY, CUBA -- The Obama Administration has announced the closing of Camp X-Ray and the opening of a new, cutting edge prison for the detaining, interrogation, and disciplining of terrorists and other petulant monkeys. The facility is cal...
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Funny story: Spoof Club Part Six

Spoof Club Part Six

The Bondage-A-Go-Go Escaping from Extremist Catholic Mimes can wear on a fella, and both Warren and I were exhausted from the experience. Where hearth and happiness can only be found at or somewhere near home, we both booked returning flights from Milan back to the U.S. The trip from Tremezzo and the Grand Hotel back to Milan was adventurous, trading paint and a couple of "Fungoos!" with teen...
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Funny story: Monsignor Francis Dubois, S.J. Confessionsl #01

Monsignor Francis Dubois, S.J. Confessionsl #01

Dear Monsignor Dubois, First, allow me to say how honored the parish was to attend your consecration as Monsignor. My wife and I have followed your career with great joy. You were the priest who did our premarital counseling, as well as peforming the actual wedding ceremony. I especially remember that you encouraged us to continually seek out new ways to keep our "physical" relationship ne...
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Funny story: New MI6 C In "Filthy" Internet Pictures

New MI6 C In "Filthy" Internet Pictures

London, Rooters - The new head of MI6, Sir John Sawyers, has been immersed in further scandal as it emerged his wife has posted pictures of the couple taking part in "unusual sexual activity" on internet social web picture talk dirty site Vicebook.
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Funny story: Boy George Opens Bondage Store

Boy George Opens Bondage Store

Following sensationalized news reports and public speculation that Boy George enjoys regular handcuffing of his sexual partners whether they are willing or otherwise, business associates of the music industry icon have announced that George will be o...
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Funny story: Bormann sues over "Nazi Orgies "slur

Bormann sues over "Nazi Orgies "slur

Ascunion, Paraguay - Martin Bormann, formerly the second most powerful man in the Third Reich, has sensationally come out of hiding, to announce that he is suing a popular German daily newspaper, over allegations that he took part in "Sick Nazi...
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Funny story: Sixth Harry Potter book to be X-rated

Sixth Harry Potter book to be X-rated

Bloomsbury has only just announced that the sixth Harry Potter book, the name revealed to be "Harry Potter and the Bondage of Volemort" is to be X-rated. The announcement is set to devastate millions of youngsters across the world.
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Teachers sentenced for sex with students

A former female high school teacher received six months in jail for having sex with a male student, while a male teacher at the same school received a six-year sentence for bedding a coed pupil.

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