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Mexican Drug Lords Making More Money Stealing & Selling Body Parts

Funny story: Mexican Drug Lords Making More Money Stealing & Selling Body Parts

Forget crystal Meth and Marijuana, as they are both easily made or legal here and several other countries, the Mexican Drug Lords are now making most of their money by selling expensive body parts like kidneys and livers. "I can't believe all the...

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Women Don't Understand Man's Preoccupation With Sex

Funny story: Women Don't Understand Man's Preoccupation With Sex

Dr. Larry Fudd says that most women do not understand why men are so fascinated with their body parts. "It's amazing to me that we aren't worse than we already are", he told Doctors Magazine. "I don't agree with that flog Freud...that Fraud Floyd.

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Woody Allen Ready For Brain Transplant

Funny story: Woody Allen Ready For Brain Transplant

Everyone knows that Woody Allen has a great brain and has made some great movies but Allen's body began playing out at 16 or 17 years old. The solution may be a new body being planned by scientists in New Orleans. Allen is paying millions requesti...

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The Latest Thing In Human Evolution - Interchangeable Body Parts

Funny story: The Latest Thing In Human Evolution - Interchangeable Body Parts

According to Genesis God made man out of the dust of the earth and woman out of Adam's rib - not an especially impressive start. But in the thousands of years since then things have changed and so have we humans. In Adam's and Eve's time they only needed to wear fig leaves to survive the environment until you -know -who came along. Nowadays one almost needs a suit of armor. What would it be li...

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Times of London Acquires The Spoof

Funny story: Times of London Acquires The Spoof

London UK: The Times of London has purchased the publishing rights to stories of the on-line humor magazine The Spoof. Times of London executives indicated that the Sunday on-line edition of the newspaper would include five of the best spoof stori...

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Headless Body Pronounced Dead

Funny story: Headless Body Pronounced Dead

A pair of environmentalists clearing Japanese bindweed from a Hampshire river had quite a shock when they stumbled across a headless body floating in the gently babbling water. Toby Beanstalk and Jack Jugg relived their horror last night, as they revealed that they didn't initially think that body was a dummy, or some sort of practical joke. They knew right away that it was a decapitated bod...

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Master Gardener arrested again for using human body parts

Funny story: Master Gardener arrested again for using human body parts

Whidbey Island, Washington - Hector Creatmore jailed in 2004 after he confessed to using human body parts in his compost fertilizer, was arrested again after a lone foot was found floating in the lake near his home. Mr. Creatmore became a suspec...

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Scant Tongue Action Concerns Shenae Grimes Fans

Funny story: Scant Tongue Action Concerns Shenae Grimes Fans

LOS ANGELES, CA - Paparazzi caught up with 90210 star Shenae Grimes yesterday, capturing several images of the lovely actress leaving yoga class - none of them featuring her tongue! Grimes, who plays "Annie" on the popular series about popular peo...

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Body Parts Man To Be Put Back Together Again

Funny story: Body Parts Man To Be Put Back Together Again

Doctors have said that they believe a man who was murdered, and had his head, torso and limbs spread throughout Hertfordshire and Leicestershire, could be put back together again, so that he could lead an almost-normal life. Dr Oscar Goldman of th...

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Body Parts Man Named

Funny story: Body Parts Man Named

A man who it was suspected, had been murdered and had his body parts scattered far-and-wide in two counties, has been identified by police who are investigating the gruesome finds. However, it now appears that the man may have died from a fall. T...

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Midlands Police Solve Body-Parts Mystery - NHS Accused of Fly-Tipping!

Funny story: Midlands Police Solve Body-Parts Mystery - NHS Accused of Fly-Tipping!

Police forces in the Midlands and Hertfordhire are congratulating themselves today after finally uncovering the mystery behind a series of body-parts found dumped in the countryside! Chief of Police: Bill Flatfoot announced that after several week...

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Becoming a woman

Lately I'll bet you noticed your body has been changing. You've started to grow breats and notice boys. Aside from the obvious physical changes you have been growing through, there is more than becoming a woman than growing extra body parts and smells. You will begin to notice a few things that are going to disappear.

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Five Severed Heads found in Bucks

Funny story: Five Severed Heads found in Bucks

Bucks Police unearthed a grisly sight in a garden in Chesham with 5 heads, minus their bodies being discovered, under the shed.

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Big Brother 8 Endemol In Trouble Over Body Parts Donation Gameshow

Funny story: Big Brother 8 Endemol In Trouble Over Body Parts Donation Gameshow

Big Brother creators Endemol are in the news again after a programme in which a terminally-ill woman selects one of three patients to receive her kidneys after her death, was given the all-clear for broadcast on

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Body Parts Vendors Get Jail

Funny story: Body Parts Vendors Get Jail

Six people appeared at the Old Bailey yesterday charged with unlawfully selling, or trying to sell, integral and 'essential' human body parts. Kidneys, lungs, arms and a testicle were all sol...

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Surgeons "stealing body parts"

Funny story: Surgeons "stealing body parts"

As the Government announced another inquiry into hospitals stealing body parts, it has come to light that surgeons in yet another hospital in London have been up to no good. In order to finance their country club, golfing, first class airfare life,

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Michigan body parts sent to wrong address

Funny story: Michigan body parts sent to wrong address

Cascade, Grand Rapids - (Rioters): A strictly vegan Michigan couple got the fright of their lives when body parts arrived mysteriously at their home by a courier company.

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Anus Debates Hands at Annual Body Parts Convention

Funny story: Anus Debates Hands at Annual Body Parts Convention

New York - This year's Body Parts Convention got off to a rousing start as the anus took the stage in a spirited debate against the hands.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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