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Funny story: NASA blow-up dolls for inflatable space station module

NASA blow-up dolls for inflatable space station module

Pasadena, Ca - "Just a couple of big breaths should get these babes going," the head of NASA's Jet Convulsion Laboratory said today, "so long as you don't have an allergy to rubber or speak with a lithp - er...lisp!" News of the delivery was welco...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag's New Reality Show "Heidi Talks Politics" Is Cancelled After Airing Just 2 Episodes

Heidi Montag's New Reality Show "Heidi Talks Politics" Is Cancelled After Airing Just 2 Episodes

LOS ANGELES - According to Heidi Montag's personal hair stylist FuFi Fondue, she is absolutely crushed at the news that her brand new cable reality show has been cancelled after only airing two episodes. The show titled Heidi Talks Politics was re...
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Funny story: Herbert Saddoh marries blow-up doll, first wife not happy

Herbert Saddoh marries blow-up doll, first wife not happy

Herbert Saddoh of Dorking has married his favourite blow-up doll, Cindy nee Mark Three, in a civic ceremony at Dorking Town Hall. Unfortunately, Saddoh is now being sued by his first wife, Cindy nee Mark Two, whom he failed to divorce prior to the se...
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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Blow-Up Doll Turns on Owner

Kristen Stewart Blow-Up Doll Turns on Owner

Shades of the Ventriloquist dummy turning against it's owner. There is a report out this morning that a Kristen Stewart look-alike blow-up doll has turned on it's owner and blew them both to bits. "I thought the whole apartment complex was goin...
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Funny story: Canadian Man With Life-Like Looking Silicone Doll Arrested For Assault and Battery

Canadian Man With Life-Like Looking Silicone Doll Arrested For Assault and Battery

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - David Hockey a 57-year-old Canadian man recently vacationed down in sunny Mexico with one of his seven life-like looking silicone dolls named Bianca. Hockey, who says that his wife, who is a real biological woman, said tha...
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Funny story: The Aishwarya Rai Inflatable Doll Has Just Become The Biggest Selling Inflatable Doll of All-Time

The Aishwarya Rai Inflatable Doll Has Just Become The Biggest Selling Inflatable Doll of All-Time

CHICAGO - America's largest toy manufacturer the Hasbroken Toy Company has just announced that due to the recent Christmas sales the Aishwarya Rai Inflatable Doll has just surpassed the Cheryl Cole Inflatable Doll in sales. Spokesperson for the ma...
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Funny story: Clarence Thomas: "I DID NOT Have Sex With That Blow Up Doll!"

Clarence Thomas: "I DID NOT Have Sex With That Blow Up Doll!"

It was an irate Justice Clarence Thomas that greeted the press in his Supreme Court chambers yesterday. He shouted out his first words,"I DID NOT have sex with that blow up doll!" He then showed the journalists a large box with a picture of an adult...
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Funny story: Blow Up Doll on Glenn Beck Sex Tape Hits Talk Show Circuit

Blow Up Doll on Glenn Beck Sex Tape Hits Talk Show Circuit

A blow up doll known only as "Kinkie" is making the talk show rounds this week. She wants to set the record straight that even though she is the sexy doll featured in a sex tape being shopped around by one of Glenn Beck's closest friends, she had not...
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Funny story: Dyslexic Woman Goes Shopping For New "bilbo"

Dyslexic Woman Goes Shopping For New "bilbo"

Police responded to a complaint by store employees about a customer throwing a temper tantrum in their business and making a scene. Two cars with four uniformed offices responded to the complaint at the Eros Adult Supplies location on Montana Avenue...
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Funny story: Sexually Frustrated Health Club Gunman's Blowup Sex Doll Mistakenly Delivered to Wrong Address

Sexually Frustrated Health Club Gunman's Blowup Sex Doll Mistakenly Delivered to Wrong Address

New York, New York - Police investigating the so-called health club massacre have confirmed today that the suspected gunman was expecting the delivery of a blowup sex doll that never arrived at his residence on the day of the bloody incident. Rec...
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Funny story: Gibson's Blow Up Doll Affair Revealed

Gibson's Blow Up Doll Affair Revealed

Robyn Gibson estranged wife of Hollywood giant Mel Gibson has sensationally claimed the reason she left the veteran actor was due to his obsession with a blow up sex doll named Mrs Findley. "It was all so sudden" said Robyn of the unusual intrusio...
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Funny story: McCain Iraq sweetener: troops to get free blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll for Xmas

McCain Iraq sweetener: troops to get free blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll for Xmas

Washington AC/DC - (Rubber Ass Mess): GOP presidential hopeful John McCain played an absolute blinder today by promising US troops stationed in Iraq a free lifesize blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll in their Xmas stockings. Two models are available,...
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Funny story: New Cheerleader Masturbation Kit Launched!

New Cheerleader Masturbation Kit Launched!

Perverts across the USA were all smiles this morning with the launch of the world's first Cheerleader Masturbation kit. A spokesman for the manufacturer of the kit spoke to a packed group of raincoat-clad 50 year-old bald men at the company's late...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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