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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Preacher Admits He's Not A Healer But Can Rid You of Warts

Duck Dynasty Preacher Admits He's Not A Healer But Can Rid You of Warts

Even though he can heal warts in most cases, he still says that he cannot heal people of serious health problems. "Oh I do a few things to help the sick, especially praying to the One who can heal them. But every one of you can do that. You don't...
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Funny story: World's first butcher for vegetarians opens

World's first butcher for vegetarians opens

A butcher shop called "Dripping" has opened in London this week which aims to sell ethically produced meats to vegetarians and other overly sensitive eaters. Ex-banker Cedric Smythe-Giles says that he decided to create the shop to satisfy the demands...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Vampire Movies To Be Released This Summer

A List of 10 Vampire Movies To Be Released This Summer

Paragovo Gabskigrad of Sofia, Bulgaria is considered to be the world's foremost expert on vampires. He wrote in his most recent book titled 7,001 Amazingly Amazing Facts About Vampires that vampires have been around ever since September of 1047. Gabskigrad noted that 865 years later in 1912, the first vampire movie was filmed. The motion picture was shot in Great Britain and the title w...
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Funny story: Serial Rater Goes On Bloody One-Star Rampage

Serial Rater Goes On Bloody One-Star Rampage

SAINT PAUL, MN--In what police have described as "a complete waste of our time," local spoof writer Greg Johnson has reportedly gone on a blood-filled, one-starring rampage, leaving an estimated 17 articles in his wake. "We have no idea why he did...
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Funny story: Vampire Dairies Shut Down - Lobov And Winkelholder Devastated

Vampire Dairies Shut Down - Lobov And Winkelholder Devastated

Hereford based dairy produce manufacturers, Vampire Dairies, have been shut down by their co-owners, Nina Lobov and Damian Winkelholder, following a dramatic downturn in turnover. "It was regrettable, but we had to take drastic action," Winkelhold...
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Funny story: Royal Blood Isn't Blue, It's Green

Royal Blood Isn't Blue, It's Green

USofA - Even though the findings will come as no surprise to anyone, especially not to Americans, scientists have officially confirmed that so-called "blue blood" is green in color. "The green color comes from humongous amounts of ill-gotten mo...
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Funny story: Blood Test Fast Sends Spoof Writer Over The Edge

Blood Test Fast Sends Spoof Writer Over The Edge

Fasting for nearly 16 hours before a blood test sent a Spoof correspondent on a high street food-grabbing spree before he was arrested by police yesterday. Head of EIF News & Features Ellis Ian Fields was scheduled for his annual blood test at...
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Funny story: Tourist mutilated on the moors - chum survives

Tourist mutilated on the moors - chum survives

It's just emerged that two young American student/tourists have been attacked by a mysterious creature, on the moors. At night, in the dark. In a chillingly similar scenario to that depicted in the motion picture film An American Werewolf In Londo...
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Funny story: Lady Gaga Performs In Nottingham, England, Drenched In Fake Blood (Mostly)

Lady Gaga Performs In Nottingham, England, Drenched In Fake Blood (Mostly)

NOTTINGHAM, England - Lady Gaga brought her Monster's Ball Tour, or Monster Balls Tour depending on which side of the 'Big Pond' you're on to Robin Hood's old stomping ground. The Lady danced and pranced and promenaded left and right while dressed...
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Funny story: Gulf Of Mexico Oil Rig Begins Gushing Human Blood

Gulf Of Mexico Oil Rig Begins Gushing Human Blood

Houston, TX - The one-month old oil disaster in the Gulf of Mexico took an unexpected turn today. The leaking crude oil has been replaced by human blood. Deep, red torrents of human blood are now gushing into the Gulf, turning the blue waters a dis...
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Funny story: Robert Pattinson asks about Blood

Robert Pattinson asks about Blood

After reading a story about a man who claims to have survived for 70 years eating nothing Robert Pattinson, is searching for answers as to whether there is any truth about vampires or people eating blood and could they survive on blood alone. Robe...
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Funny story: Test 'spots anemia danger'

Test 'spots anemia danger'

Liverpool, UK - UK experts say they have found a way of predicting which emergency room patients are going to develop anemia. The technique, according to Dr. Arberbey, uses a photo scanner to measure the light level reflected from their skin, whic...
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Funny story: Drunk Justice: ASBOs, springs and Safaris in London

Drunk Justice: ASBOs, springs and Safaris in London

Frank Miller investigates past and present Police methods of tackling the increase of drunken behaviour on the streets of the UK. Another ASBO You may have heard about the Drunken ASBO launched this week, but this isn't the whole story. In a less publicised initiative, the streets of Newport in Wales have become the arena for a new pilot scheme which about to begin its six month trial.
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Funny story: 'I'm not a vampire', Hillary Clinton claims

'I'm not a vampire', Hillary Clinton claims

The new American Secretary of State Hillary Clinton made the surprising claim that she is not a blood-sucking vampire. Speaking from the White House, as the sun went down over Washington DC, Mrs Clinton said: 'I don't know where these crazy rumors...
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Funny story: Vampire suspected in case of missing blood

Vampire suspected in case of missing blood

The Monroe County Blood Bucket Facility was robbed last night by a pale-skinned vampire just after midnight. The nocturnal thief stole every single container of Type A blood, leading authorities to believe the bloodsucker is in fact Type A himself. I...
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Funny story: Archaeology Journal "Dig, baby, Dig" Announces Jerusalem Find: Jesus Donated Body and Blood

Archaeology Journal "Dig, baby, Dig" Announces Jerusalem Find: Jesus Donated Body and Blood

Who knew that This is My Body and This is My Blood would become not only the words of consecration in the Roman Catholic Liturgy of the Eucharist but also the title of a scientific paper in a professional archaeological journal called: Dig, baby, Dig...
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Funny story: Rays out Spit Red Sox to no Avail

Rays out Spit Red Sox to no Avail

Tampa Bay, FL - UPDATE 1 - Actually, this story comes from St. Petersburg, Florida. It is not clear why the baseball team bears the initials TB on their caps. The TB team lost by two runs. They did manage to out-spit the Red Sox 532 to 345. How...
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Funny story: Love to Love You Baby

Love to Love You Baby

The Vic Sailboat was afloat. Rowers, chained to the floor. Blood-stained chain had badly bruised Kevin's shin; the white bones, exposed. Soon the tendons would snap. The slave driver, whipping the rowers.
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