Anal bleaching technician supremo, Raymondo Derriere today issued a health advisory for anybody considering in investing in the treatment.
Until recently the sole preserve of the adult movie business, in order to make close up anal penetration sho...
A French practitioner of the Hollywood adult movie industry trend of anal bleaching, today claimed that the practice had extended beyond adult movie performers and spread its tentacles into the world of international politics.
Raymondo Derriere, o...
X-Factor supremo Simon Cowell today angrily denied allegations made by certain unregulated websites which alleged that he has had his anus bleached, and his penis pejazzled.
Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger informed us that he wa...
Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger, today revealed that sources had revealed that X-factor judge and mentor Cheryl Cole had admitted having her hair dyed red but strenuously denied having her anus bleached or vajazzled in line with a...
Budding porno starlet, Venus Mound, was left today counting the cost of an unfortunate mix-up at a Hollywood anal bleaching salon.
Apparently, anal bleaching is a 'must have' procedure in the adult movie industry, to prevent the anal ringpiece res...
Sphincter, Ohio - After their recent tour of the White House with George and Laura Bush, Barack and Michelle Obama have decided to whitewash the White House with anal bleach before they take occupancy.
"Out with the old, in with the new," said Michelle. "After eight years, that white trash has really trashed the place, top to bottom."
"The exterior hasn't looked this bad since the British tr...
Less than three weeks ago, on election night, John McCain pledged to "Do all in my power to help [Barack Obama] bleach his anus."
On Monday, McCain went to Chicago to discuss ways he can fulfil that promise in a private meeting with the President...
Washington AC/DC - (Sordid Ass Mess): Buoyed by his phenomenal prescience in tipping Barack Obama as the next President-Elect of the United States former Bush Administration Secretary of State General Colon Bowel is in line for a top Shite House posi...
WASHINGTON - President-elect Barack Obama likes anal bleaching. Anal Bleaching has been practised for more than 200 years but U.S. scientists have just figured out how the cleaner does its work.
Hillary Clinton said she bleaches on a regular basi...
Hollywood (Spoof News) Lindsay Lohan has decided to take the advice of both her publicist and her attorney, and to plead no contest to the charges of driving under the influence and leaving the scene of a crime. Lohan also spoke wi...
(Los Angeles, CA) Courtney Cox, Lara Flynn Boyle and now Katie Holmes? Yesterday, Defamer.com posted a picture of a bleached anus, captioned: "Katie Holmes". The matter would have pooped out there if a Star reporter hadn't snapped a pi...