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Funny story: Man With Bladder Problem Sets Ass on Fire

Man With Bladder Problem Sets Ass on Fire

Howard Finney has given up his most comforting item because he nearly burned to death Tuesday night. "I will have to wear a lot of lotion and adult diapers for awhile", he told $tar$ reporter, George Hill. "I guess my bladder probably saved my lif...
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Funny story: Experts Reveal Egyptian Rioting Was Due To A Shortage Of Snuggies

Experts Reveal Egyptian Rioting Was Due To A Shortage Of Snuggies

Expert analysts within the United Nations and the State Department have revealed that the recent unrest in Egypt and other parts of the Middle East wa due to a massive shortage of Snuggies. Lack of the popular consumer item that is half robe/half bla...
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Westboro Ass-Tits

The infamous congregation mistakenly installed a large anus with a breast pump attached to it, instead of a fountain. Pastor has commented, "now God hates us!" 5 Members burned themselves alive.
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