Wormwood Scrubs - (Rotters): Amy Winehouse's husband is the prime suspect behind the grassing up of a top bent detective.
London - (Hideous Mess): Flake Fielder-Civil, aka Mr Amy Winehouse, has asked to change his Not Guilty GBH and obstruction conspiracy pleas to insanity after agreeing to a quickie divorce from his junkie wife and a £5 million pay-off.
Camden Town, London - (Conspiracy Mess): Camden Lock's notorious Whorely Arms boozer is in a state of shock after Amy Winehouse's husband Blake Fidel-Civil and three pals were busted last night on trial-fixing charges.
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