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Sharapova Mania Sweeps Burnley, Lancashire

Funny story: Sharapova Mania Sweeps Burnley, Lancashire

It's official - Burnley, Lancashire, has come down with a severe case of Sharapove mania. Unemployed wasters in the town - famous for having Britain's cheapest house - have taken to Maria Sharapova, and huddle around TV sets whenever the Russian tenn...

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Prince William and Kate Middleton to visit Blackburn, Scotland next week, home of Susan Boyle; Susan's hoping to keep her loony fans 'at bay'

Funny story: Prince William and Kate Middleton to visit Blackburn, Scotland next week, home of Susan Boyle; Susan's hoping to keep her loony fans 'at bay'

Having recently received a warm but wet welcome on their visit to Blackburn, England earlier this week, Kate and Wills are going to be heading up to Scotland to visit Blackburn, home of Susan Boyle. Susan has invited them to her new home for a Sco...

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"Su-Berb" Bulgarian Beelzebub blasts Blackburn back to Black country!

Funny story: "Su-Berb" Bulgarian Beelzebub blasts Blackburn back to Black country!

A certain 'Bulgarian Beelzebub' who has been criticised for his phlegmatic performances since being a member of the "Theatre of Dreams" company answered all of them yesterday. He came out with a point to prove and blasted his opponents and critics...

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Al Qaeda In The Park

Funny story: Al Qaeda In The Park

British citizens have been advised to exercise vigilance when going for a walk in the local park - as they may well stumble upon an Al Qaeda cell, either in training or on operational duty. This despicable Al Qaeda trend began with the emergence o...

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Don't Go Near Dangerous Dominiqua, Blackburn Blokes Warned

Funny story: Don't Go Near Dangerous Dominiqua, Blackburn Blokes Warned

The Lord Mayor of Blackburn, Lancs, today issued a public statement advising the male of the species to 'avoid at all costs' a female Blackburn resident known only as Dominiqua. "Don't go to this woman's gaff, and under no circumstances allow her...

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