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Cop Angered By Krispy Kreme Box

Funny story: Cop Angered By Krispy Kreme Box

An unnamed, unidentified police officer has claimed in a blog post online that his box of donuts from Krispy Kreme were graffitied when he received them with the phrase, "Black Lives Matter." The alleged incident occurred in New Smyrna, Georgia, a...

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Jesus Stands by His People, Makes Sure Black Lives Matter in Birmingham

Funny story: Jesus Stands by His People, Makes Sure Black Lives Matter in Birmingham

Jesus found himself in the news again, this time in Birmingham, Alabama, the cradle of the Civil Rights movement. The Savior vowed to stand by His "people" until the "White Devils," as he called them, stopped physically harassing them as they did at...

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Trump's Minority Outreach Met With Deafening Silence

Funny story: Trump's Minority Outreach Met With Deafening Silence

Faced with faltering poll numbers, Donald Trump and his advisors are taking a shot at tapping the African American vote, which normally goes Democratic 9 to 1. His recent outreach, however, might be doing more harm than good. Trying to piggyba...

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Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison

Funny story: Willie Nelson & VA. Gov. Should Be In Prison

Willie Nelson was in Virginia for a concert and afterwards Governor Terry McAuliffe, who opposes marijuana legalization, visited Nelson for 10 minutes on Nelson's bus. On the table in the bus, less than 16" from where McAuffle was seated, was a 1/...

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White middle and lower income males added to endangered species list

In a move that has been championed by the Obama administration, the United States White Male, specifically low to middle class, has been added to the endangered species list. The World Wildlife Fund said that as of this year the Whitigrious Malelopia...

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Possible Excuses For A Policeman To Shoot A Black Kid In The Back 16 Times.

Funny story: Possible Excuses For A Policeman To Shoot A Black Kid In The Back 16 Times.

"It was dark out and he was black. I was just shooting my gun off into the night for fun and he got in the way." "I can't count beyond 3." "I got carpal tunnel from doing so much paperwork and it caused my finger to lock up on the trigger." "Oops! Forgot I wasn't at target practice!" "I figured better to shoot him now while he is young than later when he might have a gun himself." "...

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The Queen of England takes a knee in front of Trump during the playing of the Stars Spangle Banner, joining the protest.
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