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Funny story:  Cover Up About Black Hole At Large Hadron Colider

Cover Up About Black Hole At Large Hadron Colider

There has been a massive cover up about a black hole at the Large.Hadron.Colider. as far the World knows it is having essential maintenance. When Scientists discovered the Higgs Bosum they also at the same time created a black hole. A top scien...
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Funny story:  Man on laptop recycles his recycle bin

Man on laptop recycles his recycle bin

A 34 Irish man is in hospital tonight after he accidentally recycled his recycle bin. The man, who wishes to remain anonymous, was on his laptop at home when he made the fateful error. A hospital spokesman said the laptop went into an infinite...
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Funny story:  Black hole spotted in outer galaxy is definitely female!

Black hole spotted in outer galaxy is definitely female!

Scientists in Texas have discovered a massive black hole in the outer galaxy, NGC 1277, and have confirmed it as definitely being female nicknaming it The Praying Pussy! Observing the black hole devour circulating stars reminded one scientist, Pro...
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Funny story:  Millions of "black holes" found in the Royal Albert Hall, not space!

Millions of "black holes" found in the Royal Albert Hall, not space!

Sceintists have discovered millions of black holes and at first the scientific fraternity thought they were talking about those black holes a trillion miles away from earth; they could never have been further from the truth! The black holes have b...
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Funny story:  Black Hole Expected To Destroy Earth This Tuesday

Black Hole Expected To Destroy Earth This Tuesday

Houston, TX-- NASA scientists have just confirmed their worst fears--a black hole is heading towards Earth and will destroy it on Tuesday. NASA has alerted both the president and the United Nations, but it appears nothing can be done to stop the imp...
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Funny story:  Black hole of Calcutta becomes reality!

Black hole of Calcutta becomes reality!

Much of India has been thrown into darkness as a massive power cut plunged many Indian cities into pure darkness including Calcutta. Many of the local citizens, who haven't got the pleasure of electricity, went on the rampage, looting and breaking in...
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Funny story:  NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

NASA Fires Publicity Department after Latest Black Hole Headlines

Following a series of news reports about NASA's ability to "sniff the wind coming from a new black hole", the entire publicity department at the Kennedy Space Center was given their walking papers. "It might have been an honest mistake yes, but on...
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Funny story:  Steven Hawkins in Animal cruelty probe

Steven Hawkins in Animal cruelty probe

Esteemed space pervert Prof Steven Hawkins has been under investigation by animal rights groups. The shock revelation comes as no surprise as the prof has been on a downward spiral of self destruction that would put Charlie sheen to shame. Hawkins...
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Funny story:  Astronomers Find Massive Black Holes In White House:  Fear Them Coming To Hawaii Soon

Astronomers Find Massive Black Holes In White House: Fear Them Coming To Hawaii Soon

WASHINGTON - Black holes: "They're the most destructive monsters in the universe. We already knew they can be powerfully massive. Now scientists say they have found the most massive ones yet; as reported in The Billingsgate Journal of Natural Sci...
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Funny story:  US Scientists discover God living in a massive black-hole!

US Scientists discover God living in a massive black-hole!

Scientists at the University of Berkeley, California, have made an amazing discovery; God lives in a black-hole in a galaxy far away called NGC4889. The other God better known as A+++h (name changed for political reasons) also lives in a massive b...
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Funny story:  Astronomers find supermassive black holes in Sarah Palin's head

Astronomers find supermassive black holes in Sarah Palin's head

NASA - Astronomers have discovered a pair of supermassive black holes in the twisty, spiral brain of former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, NASA said Wednesday. Approximately 160 million light years from Earth, Ms. Palin is the nearest known such ph...
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Funny story:  There Are No Black Holes In Outer Space Says Pope

There Are No Black Holes In Outer Space Says Pope

Vatican City - Pope Benedict XVI has declared that there are no black holes in Outer Space, and that most of modern physics is 'bullshit'. The pope has also stated the story of the Big Bang is a 'fairy tale invented by fairies.' The frank word...
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Funny story:  Hadron collider in major collision!

Hadron collider in major collision!

The so-called Large Hadron Collider, buried deep underground somewhere in Switzerland finally proved its worth yesterday when at 4.21 pm in the afternoon (GMT) it collided with a large hadron. A loud cheer rang through the echoing caverns - this w...
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Funny story:  Liverpool v Man Utd Too Massive To Be Seen?

Liverpool v Man Utd Too Massive To Be Seen?

Scientists fear that today's football match between Liverpool and Manchester United will not be seen by anyone. They are concerned that the game is so massive that no light will escape from Anfield - the home of Liverpool. Said a science inside...
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Funny story:  "Black Hole" Machine to be switched on this week

"Black Hole" Machine to be switched on this week

The latest in a long line of media-hysteria-baiting scientific devices is due to be activated this week. Scientists at CERN, near Geneva, ever sensitive to uninformed histrionic bellowing from the press about machines such as The Large Hadron Collid...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Causes Massive Black Hole To Appear

Britney Spears Causes Massive Black Hole To Appear

Britney Spears, the starlet turned trailer trash, has been accused of inadvertently opening up a huge black hole in her own home in Los Angeles. Fernando Flores, her now ex-bodyguard, has filed a lawsuit against the fallen star, for endangering hi...
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Funny story:  Black holes smell of fish

Black holes smell of fish

It has been a long held belief that, apart from the hypothetical Hawking radiation, black holes emit nothing. However, a new mathematical model from theoretical cosmological physicist Jan Anity, has shown that one other thing can escape the phenomena...
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Funny story:  Turd-Kish looking Turkish Terrorist Prematurely Blows Himself Into Warm Back Hole

Turd-Kish looking Turkish Terrorist Prematurely Blows Himself Into Warm Back Hole

According to the Home Land Security office Moehavmudd Soilyuself, A Turkish terrorist entered the country in a suicide bomber mission, He arrived at Birmingham international airport in Alabama last week. From there, he was suppose to meet his accompl...
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