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Funny story: The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

The true origins of Marvel Comic's Human Torch

Hot-headed teen Johnny Storm rode his future brother-in-law's crotch rocket through what Reed Richards said was a stream of "cosmic rays" but which, in the comic book sequence during which this scene occurs, off-screen, so to speak, in shadows, beneath a full room, amid wine and roses, looks much like gobs of Richards' ejaculate. The experience changed both partners forever, as it did onlookers...
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Funny story: Heterosexual marriage rates plummet; gay marriage rates skyrocket, studies show

Heterosexual marriage rates plummet; gay marriage rates skyrocket, studies show

WASHINGTON, AC/CD --- In wake of the U. S. Supreme Court's decision that the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) is "unconstitutional," the U. S. marriage rate has plummeted to an all-time low-among heterosexuals. The rate of gay marriages, on the other h...
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Funny story: Anna Paquin confused about her sexuality

Anna Paquin confused about her sexuality

HOLLYWEIRD, CA - Despite being (a) married and (b) a mother, actress Anna Paquin insists that she is "really, really, really-really and truly-bisexual." Sexuality is not a "given" the actress claims, "but a choice, and, although I love Stephen enough...
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Funny story: Gay group offers course on rainbow flag, etc.

Gay group offers course on rainbow flag, etc.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA, via WASHINGTON, DC -- The Gay and Lesbian Defamation League of Gentlemen (and Ladies) has announced that, in the wake of the Supreme Court's decision to overturn the Defense of Marriage Act, thus paving the way for a multitude of g...
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Funny story: LGBT Leaders brand Roman Catholics as "not fully developed as human beings"

LGBT Leaders brand Roman Catholics as "not fully developed as human beings"

Leading Lesbian, Gay, Bi and Transgender leaders have caused outrage amongst the world's 'Roman Catholics' by claiming that Catholics "aren't fully developed as human beings". In a continuation of a verbal campaign which has seen the LGBT communi...
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Funny story: California's Prop 69: Cure the Queers Amendment

California's Prop 69: Cure the Queers Amendment

SACRAMENTO CA (ABSNN) - Within minutes of being signed into state law, California's Senate Bill 1112, that bans licensed therapists from attempting, by any method, to cure "gender confusion issues" in underage gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, and transgender...
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Funny story: 'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

Minnesota - Wannabe Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was showered with 'gay' glitter during a barnstorming book signing session today. Gingrich and his wife Callista (Flockheart? Nah! That's Harrison Ford's little bundle of bulimia.
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Funny story: Outrage as Oldham by-election candidates were all straight

Outrage as Oldham by-election candidates were all straight

There has been outrage in the gay community as it has been revealed that all the political candidates in the Oldham by-election were actually straight. The gay community were up-in-arms at what it described as "deliberate misleading" from the gove...
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Funny story: New Orleans Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Tranny Hookers Collective Sues BP

New Orleans Gay/Lesbian/Bi/Tranny Hookers Collective Sues BP

New Orleans - (Crudités): The beleaguered oil firm is being sued by the city's 50,000 'special needs' sex workers for $500 million in compensation for loss of earnings. The New Orleans GLBT Sex Workers Collective says members are normally working...
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Funny story: Christina Aguilera Loves Her Sex Both Ways

Christina Aguilera Loves Her Sex Both Ways

Hot, sexy and outspoken Christina Aguilera admits she can love a woman, but the thought of living with one is out of the question. The hit singer is married, and seems to be bi-sexual rather than Gay, but I can't confirm that until I actually whit...
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Funny story: "There are nine million bisexuals in Beijing." Katy Melua deported from China.

"There are nine million bisexuals in Beijing." Katy Melua deported from China.

Katy Melua, the phenomenally successful Georgian/N.Irish/S.E London singer has been deported from China amid a storm of controversy after a live performance of her multi million selling single "Nine million bicycles in Beijing." Ms Meluah was arre...
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Funny story: Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

Katy Perry honoured by the gay community

The female pop star responsible for "I kissed a girl and I liked it" has been chosen to receive the next Vanguard award for her contribution to promoting equal rights for the LGBT community. Katy Perry reached the number one spot with her single a...
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Funny story: Gay/Lesbian group pleads with Britney: Get back into the Closet or stay a Breeder, please!

Gay/Lesbian group pleads with Britney: Get back into the Closet or stay a Breeder, please!

Hollywood, California - With the recent rumored sexual romp with her assistant, Shannon Funk, Britney is now facing allegations regarding her sexual reorientation, which has a Gay/Lesbian group pleading with her to go back into the 'closet' o...
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Funny story: Shrek Comes Out But Insists That He Is Bi, Not Just Gay

Shrek Comes Out But Insists That He Is Bi, Not Just Gay

Shrek, the animated film star voiced by Michael Myers, admitted that he is gay in an interview with People Magazine on this week's newstands.
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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