Speaking out of both sides of his mouth, President Barack Obama insisted he would not force himself on anyone, saying he will not use a "Jedi mind-meld" to convince his enemies dat he be right.
The president even seemed to hesitate on the word "me...
Donald Trump today made an astonishing claim today that President Barack Obama was behind the murder of child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey in 1991.
Trump who has spent most of the last five years attempting to prove that Obama was born in Kenya sa...
This September a woman asked me, "Yom Kippur, that's the holiday you buy the tickets for?" I found this somewhat disturbing since it was my Aunt Sadie. 95, I chalked it up old age. Ageist humor aside, I'll not reveal the identity of the woman who actually asked it because she is a shiksa in good standing with me. But it got me to thinking.
It got me to thinking why it bothered me because I wasn...
Washington, DC - A typographical error discovered on Mitt Romney's birth certificate yesterday has reshaped the Republican nominee's presidential campaign.
Due to the omission of a single, small "m," the document defines Romney as "a Moron" instea...
An independent group of concerned citizens is demanding that Donald Trump make his birth certificate public to prove that he is not really a space alien from another planet. Concerns from the United Citizens Group For Raising A Fuss has been voicing...
The President's re election campaign committee demanded to see the dental records of Mitt Romney going back at least three years.
"The American people deserve a president with good teeth, especially since health care will be in shambles in a f...
NEW YORK CITY - In the interest of fair play, billionaire talking head, Donald Trump says that if Mitt Romney picks Condoleezza Rice to be his vice-presidential running mate that he will insist on viewing her birth certificate.
Political Salad Bar...
PEACHTREE CITY, Georgia - President Obama was in Savannah speaking in the Peach Pit Auditorium before a gathering of the Retired Peach Pickers of Peachtree City.
He told them that he was proud of the tremendous job that they had done and told them...
HARFOLD, Vt. - President Obama, obviously tired of Donald Trump's same old accusation that the president was born in Kenya, has fired back with both guns. Mr. Obama's focus of attack centers on Trump's head.
"I don't doubt," said Mr. Obama while s...
Mitt Romney, under increasing pressure to keep certain details about his past a secret, decided to sit down with his son, Matt Romney, and have a chat last week, according to a witness.
"First of all, don't talk about Mormons," said the Republican presidential hopeful. "I do not wish to address that issue, so keep quiet! Not even a BYU co-ed joke, do you understand?"
His son replied, "Okay,...
Shocking footage has emerged showing Mitt Romney hugging, then introducing renowned evil businessman C.Montgomery Burns to an audience of student evil businessman.
The videotape, which was filmed in 1974 at the C.Montgomery Burns Evil Businessman...
The president of the United States wrote a Fatwah against the INS following the detention and threatened deportation of nine close personal relatives.
The Obama clan's trouble with immigration authorities began with Zeituni Onyango, Obama's patern...
In a surprising turn of events President Barack Obama has issued a formal request to examine the birth certificate of real estate magnate Donald Trump.
The question of Trump's paternity arose recently following the so-called "birther" debate surr...
Washington, DC-- Congressman Ron Paul of Texas appears to have his own problems with a birth certificate. He doesn't have one. The controversy may be enough to derail the Republican congressman's quest for the Oval Office.
Birth certificates wer...
NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump is the proud grandfather of a baby girl that his daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner have named Arabella Rose, after the official Republican flower of Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party.
Little Arabella Rose Kushner...
MANHATTAN - Donald Trump, the host of Celebrity Apprentice continues to strive to remain in the national spotlight.
He emailed the president and told him that he would now like to see his little black book.
Trump is still embarrassed as hell af...
NEW YORK CITY - In a move that some television media critics are calling highly "interesting," the three Black women who were left on Celebrity Apprentice are all now gone.
And many are wondering if that is simply just one heck of a coincidence or...
An unreal life on an the imaginary planet of Dreamworld.
In an unprecedented sequence of events, Dreamworld has been set rocking by three astounding occurrences, a marriage, a birth and a death on three consecutive days.
This is all so incredibly funny for our cynical members.
In the first event, the son of a rugby captain was wed to an unknown person in a congruous display of mind contro...