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Funny story: Obama not a US citizen!

Obama not a US citizen!

Barack Obama was born August 4th, 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii. Or was he? Obama has feverishly defended that he was born in the United States, but has failed to produce a birth certificate. We have discovered why. After a long arduous search Obama's bir...
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Funny story: Obama birth certificate located in Texas

Obama birth certificate located in Texas

Paramedics with the help of "King," a survivor sniffer dog from El Paso, Texas, unearthed a small metal box near the North end of the explosion at the West Texas fertilizer plant, in an area that was thought to be where the offices once stood. "He...
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Funny story: President Obama Uses Kenyan "Mind-Meld" To Thwart Opponents

President Obama Uses Kenyan "Mind-Meld" To Thwart Opponents

Speaking out of both sides of his mouth, President Barack Obama insisted he would not force himself on anyone, saying he will not use a "Jedi mind-meld" to convince his enemies dat he be right. The president even seemed to hesitate on the word "me...
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Funny story: Trump: I have new evidence in JonBenet Ramsey case.

Trump: I have new evidence in JonBenet Ramsey case.

Donald Trump today made an astonishing claim today that President Barack Obama was behind the murder of child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey in 1991. Trump who has spent most of the last five years attempting to prove that Obama was born in Kenya sa...
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Funny story: The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

This September a woman asked me, "Yom Kippur, that's the holiday you buy the tickets for?" I found this somewhat disturbing since it was my Aunt Sadie. 95, I chalked it up old age. Ageist humor aside, I'll not reveal the identity of the woman who actually asked it because she is a shiksa in good standing with me. But it got me to thinking. It got me to thinking why it bothered me because I wasn...
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Funny story: Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney's campaign

Birth certificate typo reshapes Mitt Romney's campaign

Washington, DC - A typographical error discovered on Mitt Romney's birth certificate yesterday has reshaped the Republican nominee's presidential campaign. Due to the omission of a single, small "m," the document defines Romney as "a Moron" instea...
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Funny story: Liberal Groups Demand That Donald Trump Produce His Birth Certificate To Prove He is Not Really A Space Alien.

Liberal Groups Demand That Donald Trump Produce His Birth Certificate To Prove He is Not Really A Space Alien.

An independent group of concerned citizens is demanding that Donald Trump make his birth certificate public to prove that he is not really a space alien from another planet. Concerns from the United Citizens Group For Raising A Fuss has been voicing...
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Funny story: President Obama demands to see Mitt Romney's dental records

President Obama demands to see Mitt Romney's dental records

The President's re election campaign committee demanded to see the dental records of Mitt Romney going back at least three years. "The American people deserve a president with good teeth, especially since health care will be in shambles in a f...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Wants To See Condoleezza Rice's Birth Certificate

Donald Trump Wants To See Condoleezza Rice's Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - In the interest of fair play, billionaire talking head, Donald Trump says that if Mitt Romney picks Condoleezza Rice to be his vice-presidential running mate that he will insist on viewing her birth certificate. Political Salad Bar...
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Funny story: President Obama Warns Donald Trump To Drop The Birth Certificate Issue Or Risk Being Deported

President Obama Warns Donald Trump To Drop The Birth Certificate Issue Or Risk Being Deported

PEACHTREE CITY, Georgia - President Obama was in Savannah speaking in the Peach Pit Auditorium before a gathering of the Retired Peach Pickers of Peachtree City. He told them that he was proud of the tremendous job that they had done and told them...
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Funny story: Obama retaliates against Trump, claims Trump's hair made in China

Obama retaliates against Trump, claims Trump's hair made in China

HARFOLD, Vt. - President Obama, obviously tired of Donald Trump's same old accusation that the president was born in Kenya, has fired back with both guns. Mr. Obama's focus of attack centers on Trump's head. "I don't doubt," said Mr. Obama while s...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney to Make Necessary Changes to Son's Birth Certificate

Mitt Romney to Make Necessary Changes to Son's Birth Certificate

Mitt Romney, under increasing pressure to keep certain details about his past a secret, decided to sit down with his son, Matt Romney, and have a chat last week, according to a witness. "First of all, don't talk about Mormons," said the Republican presidential hopeful. "I do not wish to address that issue, so keep quiet! Not even a BYU co-ed joke, do you understand?" His son replied, "Okay,...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Linked To Monty Burns

Mitt Romney Linked To Monty Burns

Shocking footage has emerged showing Mitt Romney hugging, then introducing renowned evil businessman C.Montgomery Burns to an audience of student evil businessman. The videotape, which was filmed in 1974 at the C.Montgomery Burns Evil Businessman...
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Funny story: Nine Obama relatives detained by INS, Obama writes Fatwah

Nine Obama relatives detained by INS, Obama writes Fatwah

The president of the United States wrote a Fatwah against the INS following the detention and threatened deportation of nine close personal relatives. The Obama clan's trouble with immigration authorities began with Zeituni Onyango, Obama's patern...
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Funny story: Obama Demands Donald Trump's Birth Certificate

Obama Demands Donald Trump's Birth Certificate

In a surprising turn of events President Barack Obama has issued a formal request to examine the birth certificate of real estate magnate Donald Trump. The question of Trump's paternity arose recently following the so-called "birther" debate surr...
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Funny story: Ron Paul Has Problem With His Birth Certificate

Ron Paul Has Problem With His Birth Certificate

Washington, DC-- Congressman Ron Paul of Texas appears to have his own problems with a birth certificate. He doesn't have one. The controversy may be enough to derail the Republican congressman's quest for the Oval Office. Birth certificates wer...
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Funny story: Donald Trump's Daughter Ivanka Gives Birth To a Baby Girl - President Obama Says He Wants To See The Birth Certificate

Donald Trump's Daughter Ivanka Gives Birth To a Baby Girl - President Obama Says He Wants To See The Birth Certificate

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump is the proud grandfather of a baby girl that his daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared Kushner have named Arabella Rose, after the official Republican flower of Sarah Palin's Tea Bag Party. Little Arabella Rose Kushner...
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Funny story: Donald Trump Says That Now He Wants To See President Barack Obama's 'Little Black Book'

Donald Trump Says That Now He Wants To See President Barack Obama's 'Little Black Book'

MANHATTAN - Donald Trump, the host of Celebrity Apprentice continues to strive to remain in the national spotlight. He emailed the president and told him that he would now like to see his little black book. Trump is still embarrassed as hell af...
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