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Endangered species no longer endangered

It has been "leaked" from Dr. Phineas Provolone, Chair of the Ornithology Section of the Smithsonian, and will appear in tomorrow's "Bird and Cuckoo Digest," that an endangered bird specie is no longer endangered. The leaked information is in the...

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The Giant Chicken Of Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #7)

Funny story: The Giant Chicken Of Goosey Holler, Kentucky (Bluegrass #7)

(1947 At Pete's Country Store) Pete's Country Store is crowded with at least seven people when Aunt Edna comes in to order her snuff. "I'll need a couple boxes of Honeydipper Snuff, Pete. Why's everbody here. Somebody have an unexpected baby?" "You and that snuff. They say that and cigarettes causes cancer Aunt Edna." "Shoot. That stuff gets me through the day. Also works as a enimah...

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Early bird fails to catch the worm

A wary worm deprived a bird of its breakfast early yesterday morning. One of the notorious 'early birds' was up very early on the look-out for a juicy worm to eat. As usual, its timing was OK, because an early worm was just waking up. "I was think...

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Mockingbird Sings, So Woman Doesn't Get Diamond Ring

Funny story: Mockingbird Sings, So Woman Doesn't Get Diamond Ring

A woman in Montreal is upset with her husband due to his recent present to her of a mockingbird for her birthday. When she received the gift, her spouse promised Elaine Tucker that "it won't sing." He also told her that if it fulfilled this conditi...

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Paris Hilton Is Devastated That Her Brand New Homing Pigeon Did Not Come Home

Funny story: Paris Hilton Is Devastated That Her Brand New Homing Pigeon Did Not Come Home

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Paris Hilton called up her therapist and scheduled an unscheduled therapy session. The Southern California socialite whose biggest worry has always been whether to charge something on her VISA card or her MasterCard is heartbroken over the fact that her brand new homing pigeon Mr. Wing Wing left his pigeon roost two days ago and has not returned. Hilton said that usually wh...

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Texas To Replace State Bird With "One Finger Salute"

Funny story: Texas To Replace State Bird With "One Finger Salute"

The Northern Mockingbird has been the state bird of Texas since 1927. Members of the Texas Legislature, however, have recently voted to change that wildlife symbol to "the bird" most commonly seen within the state. Effective May 1, the new state bi...

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Ornithologist discovers wingless, featherless bird

Funny story: Ornithologist discovers wingless, featherless bird

Hubert Sneed of the College of Ornithology of Mudbury University has announced his discovery of a new species of bird. 'This is the thrill of a lifetime', said Sneed. 'With all the warnings about the loss of biodiversity and species worldwide, th...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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