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Funny story: Bird Eats Baby In Local Garden Horror

Bird Eats Baby In Local Garden Horror

Mothers went on Red Alert in Hounslow today after a heron swooped on a baby and ate it whole. Within minutes nannies throughout the Borough had removed their charges from streets and parks, as police marksmen took up positions to remove the ornit...
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Funny story: Mockingbird Sings, So Woman Doesn't Get Diamond Ring

Mockingbird Sings, So Woman Doesn't Get Diamond Ring

A woman in Montreal is upset with her husband due to his recent present to her of a mockingbird for her birthday. When she received the gift, her spouse promised Elaine Tucker that "it won't sing." He also told her that if it fulfilled this conditi...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Is Devastated That Her Brand New Homing Pigeon Did Not Come Home

Paris Hilton Is Devastated That Her Brand New Homing Pigeon Did Not Come Home

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Paris Hilton called up her therapist and scheduled an unscheduled therapy session. The Southern California socialite whose biggest worry has always been whether to charge something on her VISA card or her MasterCard is heartbroken over the fact that her brand new homing pigeon Mr. Wing Wing left his pigeon roost two days ago and has not returned. Hilton said that usually wh...
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Funny story: Texas To Replace State Bird With "One Finger Salute"

Texas To Replace State Bird With "One Finger Salute"

The Northern Mockingbird has been the state bird of Texas since 1927. Members of the Texas Legislature, however, have recently voted to change that wildlife symbol to "the bird" most commonly seen within the state. Effective May 1, the new state bi...
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Funny story: Ornithologist discovers wingless, featherless bird

Ornithologist discovers wingless, featherless bird

Hubert Sneed of the College of Ornithology of Mudbury University has announced his discovery of a new species of bird. 'This is the thrill of a lifetime', said Sneed. 'With all the warnings about the loss of biodiversity and species worldwide, th...
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Joan Rivers Loses It

A medical bulletin just released from a Manhattan clinic states that Joan Rivers had stopped talking during throat surgery.

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