Madonna is rumoured to be in talks to play the late Sir Jimmy Savile in the most hotly anticipated biopic of the year, 'Eurgh, Eurgh!'.
According to an insider the Material Girl, a lifelong admirer of Savile, is so keen to land the role she is wo...
Wacky 'Loose Women' inventor Jane McDonald, the lovely Yorkshire singer and presenter has been chosen to play Ex-Arsenal and England Goalkeeper David Seaman in a stage adaptation of his life.
The Musical, 'Safehands' will be an all singing and da...
Renee Zelwegger has been chosen to play Jade Goody in the upcoming Hollywood feature.
"I'll be able to use my Bridgit Jones accent again although I will have to Dick Van Dyke it up a lot." said miss Zellwegger.
Madonna will be playing Jade's moth...
In a surprising announcement, Tom Hanks confirmed the recent rumours that he is to play Tom Cruise in a new film biopic about the famous actor.
"Tom has always been my acting hero", said Hanks, "this is a giant role for me and it is going be a rea...
President George W. Bush announced today that his first move when he leaves office in 2009 will be to follow in Oliver Stone's footsteps and be the first former president to produce a movie based on his own life.
Bush described the film as "Missi...
It has been announced that veteran actor Dustin Hoffman, 62, will play Michael Jordan, in the legendary basketball player's biographical film.
White Dustin Hoffman, who stands at 5ft 5in, was seen as a ridiculous appointment purely due to his hai...
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