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Funny story: Dr David Kelly: It's come to this - 'Death Squads' in Great Britain!

Dr David Kelly: It's come to this - 'Death Squads' in Great Britain!

Harrowdown Hill, The Valley of Death Police Area: Nothing to hide? Nothing to fear? Why seventy years secrecy? No fingerprints on the knife, blister packs of tablets, opened water bottle, specs, watch and mobile phone found with the body of Dr K...
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Funny story: Humanity Doomed Due to Slippy Fisted Scientist

Humanity Doomed Due to Slippy Fisted Scientist

Humanity's fate was sealed earlier today when a vial containing the genetically engineered super virus known as "EbolaThrax" was dropped at a secure lab facility deep within the Pentagon. Multiple contributing factors are apparently to blame for the...
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Funny story: Microspot's new biowarfare division can determine fear or love

Microspot's new biowarfare division can determine fear or love

Microspot's new biowarfare division has invented a virus which when released through the fan vent of a computer, infects almost all tested users. Of the twenty four thousand units and users tested, twenty four thousand nine hundred and ninety eigh...
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Funny story: Biologists solve national debt problem

Biologists solve national debt problem

FORT DETRICK - Maryland Biologists, according to Dr. Ollarday, have developed a new vaccine that will spread with the next flu virus that will solve the national debt problem. The protein fragments that cause the brain to try to collect owed monies...
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Funny story: Dr. Sal Monella, Bioterrorist wanted by the KFC and the FBI

Dr. Sal Monella, Bioterrorist wanted by the KFC and the FBI

Detectives from The FBI, FDA and The KFC made a major announcement this evening concerning the origin of the bacterial infection that caused a major recall of eggs throughout the country. According to the head of the American KFC, Henley Crackpot...
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Funny story: Playing cards, a biological weapon?

Playing cards, a biological weapon?

ST PETERSBURG, FL.- A Florida man was found dead Monday morning with his arm infected and rotting from a staff infection. Forensics report that this is a game of solitaire gone horribly wrong.
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Funny story: Basingstoke Pensioner Accused Of Stockpiling Jif

Basingstoke Pensioner Accused Of Stockpiling Jif

Basingstoke pensioner Mrs Alma Potter (87) claimed today that she had been named by US President George Dubya Bush as the next likely target in his war against terrorism. Speaking through the letterbox of her terraced home at number seven Albion S...
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Funny story: Cold Woman Faces Death Penalty

Cold Woman Faces Death Penalty

Florida woman Irma Kowalski faces the death penalty if convicted on bio-terrorism charges after knowingly spreading the feared cold virus. Florida State Police Department were flooded with calls after Mrs Kowalski was seen sneezing, coughing, and...
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Barack I has named Justice John Roberts as Lord Chancellor of Obamacare with specific authority to condemn all those AntiO'Carelamic terrorists to be waterboarded in perpetuity at Guantanamo Bay Keep.
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